The fun thing about Kirsten Dunst is not that she looks like an 80s hooker about to have a heroin overdose at a Rock concert…..it’s that GETS NAKED IN MOVIES NOW ….I mean when she was at her peak of celebrity, before being forced to take on nude roles to pay the bills and regain respect as an action…I’m talking Bring it on Days….seeing her naked seemed like it would never happen…but it did…and I’m glad it did….but not as glad as I am about her VAGINA FLASH she gave us…. Now get ready for her TOPLESS IN MELANCHLOIA
I did a bit of research and by a bit of research I mean hardly any….but enough to find out that this bitch LeeAnn Tweeden, who is in Playboy for whatever reason, whether personal to feel like she isn’t getting old as shit, or for career, to feel like she’s got a second wind, was a Hooters girl turned Maxim of FHM girl, cuz she had great hooters, that now she’s showing topless, cuz she’s come full circle for her – she’s also on some sports show…. Who cares..she’s hot enough for me…. To See the Naked Pics from That Evil Magazine That Likes to Sue Hard FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t understand the paparazzi…..they stake out a spot, wait for a celebrity to leave, sometimes for hours at a time, and then snap off pics of the shit, but rarely get the picture we all want to see, like of the bitch’s mom ass in the tight pants….I know if I was a paparazzi, along wih being an illegal immigrant, likely Armenian, all my pictures would be of ass and titty, cuz really that’s what fucking matters….these pics of models walking are only good for the real fans/real weirdos who can get off to this kind of thing, while us normal people, yes I laughed to myself when I wrote that, need to cross reference her titty pics from the past, you know revisit her lingerie pics and that defeats the whole point of this…
I need more picutres like these in my life…they are of Helena Christensen shot by Guy Aroch for an Un-Titled Project thing I didn’t investigate because I didn’t fucking half to….This is like classic erotica or something that you don’t ever see anymore, but did in old playboy, old movies….all sheer underwear in the sunlight, all romantic in a fantasy from the 60s motorcycle trip through europe and not romantic in a bitch wife wants you to take her out to dinner and buy her dinner kind of way…. Seriously, this is the shit I fucking love. Enjoy.
Here are some pictures of Megan Fox reminding us that she’s still Megan Fox, you know reclaiming her title as bitch we all want to fuck, who can’t be replaced by supermodels, because she made the stupid decision to get married and act like a diva cunt that no one wanted to work with, who most importantly, never got naked for a role, but who did get naked for David from 90210, in what may be the weirdest set of priorities any actor in the history of acting has ever had….but she’s hot, we can’t take that from her, but I’m sure the aging process, an accident, or something throwing acid in her face could, but let’s hope they don’t cuz she’s good….when she puts a little effort in….let’s just hope her slump is behind us….so that we can get behind her…. TO See THe REst of the Pics of her in Heels and Leggings FOLLOW THIS LINK
Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing…. Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry…. That’s all I gotta say about that… To See The Rest of the Staged Bullshit Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am not sure if I ever jerked off to Debbie Gibson…I don’t remember much from the 80s, but I know I’m gonna jerk off to her now…possibly because Celebrity Apprentice is porn to me, Thanks Ivanka, or maybe because Debbie Gibson forgot this isn’t late 80s, and decided to take her mom body out in some midriff exposing, sports bra looking top that shows off all her sloppy little mom tits…..cuz someone’s lost her Electric Youth……but youtube still has it…. Here are the really offensive and erotic pics… Not as good as her PLAYBOY PICS a few years back that likely gave her the confidence to wear this shit today…Thanks Playboy for another fail…
I used to have a creepy reader, which wasn’t all that big of a surprise considering the kind of trash I cater to thanks to being trash myself, who used to email me daily about posting some Kathy Lee Gifford tit pictures, I’m talking every single day for 5 years, until disappearing…the emails would range from complaints about how he can’t jerk off to Regis and Kelly like he used to when he would stay home from school sick, to angry messages with death threats for not answering him, and I’ve carried that with me, so that whenever busty Kathy Lee comes along in paparazzi pics…I post them…so this post is for you weirdo…wherever you may be….cuz let’s face it, with tits like this, elderly or not, she’s still worth jerking off to….especially if you’re weird.
Here are some pictures I linked to yesterday of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing some Victoria’s Secret hustle, since Holiday season is coming and Holiday season means their busiest time of year, where they scam their way onto everyone’s website and even onto nation network television, because they get girls half naked for money, and people like that….myself included…unfortunately, because I would rather be getting paid for this shit…. That said, I don’t even notice Erin Heatherton in these pics, she’s too American and American Women, like Kim Kardashian, represent all that is bad in the world, all spoiled and materialistic….I’m always drawn to the immigrant….like Candice Swanepoel….maybe it’s the fact that I can threaten to send them home after fucking them, even though I have no power, I like to feel like I do, it taps into my Government Official fantasy…. And I really love South African women…I don’t know what it is with that country, but these bitches are hot….maybe I’m just ignorant, and the ugly ones get kept on the farm while only the hot white ones who don’t have AIDS are let out of the country….but that works for me…. Here she is. Doing nothing but getting paid. Erotic.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is far more fun to look at when in her girdle or SPANX as they are marketed this generation, push up bra, and a designer dress made out of bandage material, that acts as further support for where the SPANX aren’t pulling through….you know turning fat chicks, or thick bitches, that you otherwise would only want to fuck when you meet at 3 am, while drunk in a late night pizza place, cuz as her body pretty explicitedly outlines, she likes to eat….but I’m lazy and I’ve got these pics, so I’ll post them anyway….you know since no one cares what I have to say anyway…..anyway, here are the pics.
