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Bridget Marquardt Goes as a Playboy Bunny Because She is One of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny….. But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing…. It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.

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J Woww’s Halloween Costume on Twitter of the Day

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See….I hate the Jersey Shore and their entire cast. I hate everything they represent and the fact the public bought into the shit…and I hate Snooki more than life itself…because listening to her and looking at her is equally disgusting…uninteresting and annoying…. But this J.Woww bitch, equally as shitty as Snookie, only she’s the kind of bitch I can handle looking at. You know fake tits prior to fame cuz she wanted to strip or be a Gogo dancer in a club, as cheesy as that is, is at least better than looking like a troll piece of shit… So seeing her in her costume, is far better than seeing her friend in a costume, even if both represent the devil or at least the fall of fucking society….Enjoy. Video….

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Paz de la Huerta Does Halloween of the Day

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I am a sick man… I have no idea why I love this Paz de la Huerta chick…I just know everytime I post pictures of her, people write in calling me disgusting… I know that she looks like a dirty hipster coke whore you’d find at the after party on an hour of sleep the last 72 hours, dancing something crazy in some outfit that’s just as crazy… She looks like she may smell in some hipster party girl that has seen a lot of promoter dick, drug dealer dick, DJ dick, indy rock band dick….and forget to shower each time…. But I just can’t get enough of her… Whether she’s Showing Bush on Boardwalk Empire or uncrossing her legs in boardwalk empire or Fucking in Boardwalk Empire …..or whether she’s NAKED IN SOME ART FAG MOVIE …. NAKED FOR SOME HIPSTER FASHION MAG ….in a IN A LINGERIE CAMPAIGN FOR AGENT PROVOCATUER ….or Naked and Unshowered for Terry Richardson I dig it….Here she is for Halloween….

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Eva Longoria Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Divorcee because her husband cheated on her, Eva Longoria, reminds me of a story that just happened, cuz I have no attention span and/or memory and the best I can do is remember shit that just happened…. I was in line at the coffee shop in what seems like yesterday, but was actually today, and some bitch was complaining to her friend about her husband sucking at renovating their basement, she was bitching and bitching and bitching about how useless he was, until I said “if you really want to get back at him for being such a shitty husband, you should give me a blow job in the bathroom”…she didn’t laugh, it just made for awkward line waiting together, reminding me if you’re gonna say something like that, do it when you can escape, not when 10 people are in line ahead of you…She shoulda just given me a blowjob…. Either way, here’s Eva Longoria’s ass in a not quite tight enough dress, making a decent bounce back from marriage, unlike most mexi chicks I know who leave that shit obeses and with 4 dozen babies….

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Tyra Banks Scaring the Kids of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate…. I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything… Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model… Now she just sucks…

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Agent Provocateur Does Halloween with Lingerie Wearing Vampire of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Agent Provocateur usually makes decent choices in their promo videos…I mean their luxury lingerie is so hot in terms of design that it’s almost impossible for any of their promo videos to be hot…except when they made the weird decision of hiring Maggie Gyllenhaal to be there face…a decision called dude was either bribed, or had a weird fetish of his own…cuz seriously, even in secretary, where bitch plays and submissive who pisses herself, I can barely jerk off to her, and that’s saying something bad about her, cuz I can jerk off to anything, even inanimate objects that resemble breast or pussy… Either way, they are channeling some vampire shit in some well produced, girl in lingerie, high brow fashion video you should try to jerk off to cuz it may make you feel classy….

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely’s Titties in a Nude Dress of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s hot. She’s the new Megan Fox but far less trashy and far more willing to get naked cuz she started out as a model. She’s got her own money. She dates bald dudes giving you bald people hope forgetting the bald dude she dates is rich and famous….She’s practically perfection…thin and elegant looking amazing at this Burberry event…cuz really that’s her whole purpose in life, it is all she has to do and I’m sure its real fucking challenging…but more importantly I am sure it pisses off so many fat and ugly girls out there and for some reason I love anyone who other girls envy cuz the other girls, usually of the fatter variety are the ones I actually meet and their insecurity plays heavy into my having sex with them…I mean unless they are like my wife and have just fully given up on all fronts, including noticing and hating hot bitches like this, but who needs to think or write about a wife I hate when I can look at this…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lara Bingle in a Bikini in Australia of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Bingle is some Australian 24 year old model best known for a Tourism Australia campaing, where I’d like to argue she’s best known for her tits…. I looked her up on the internet and she’s sured pretty much everyone for defamation and misuse of her images, she’s a cunt like that…and I wonder if she considers printing up this shit, stapling it to a bag of raw meat and cooked pasta noodles and fucking it misuse of her images, cuz that’s what I’m about to do with the shit…even if I don’t even find her all that hot…I’m crazy like that… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Justice Does Some Red Carpet in Some Fem Dom Shoes of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if Victoria Justice, the hot, 18 year old who looks 12, knows she’s wearing a pair of Fem Dom shows, you know the kind normally used in Equus fetish…where you dress your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room. The shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as one of my many fetishes, where I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80?s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant…but that’s not the point…the point is girls in these hoof-like shoes, a HORSE TAIL BUTT PLUG, a HORSE FETISH MASKand a saddle…to look like this…so hot….if you’re weird… All this to say, all the yelling at her by the crowds, makes it feel like we’re at a genuine cattle auction, making the whole thing that much more believable… Is this actually what red carpets are all about, holy shit they are an irritating waste of fucking time, why do we care about these idiots again? Oh right, cuz we want to fuck them since the entertainment industry tells us we do…crazy…

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Hilary Duff Pregnancy Leggings of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a sick, sick, sick fucking man…The thoughts I have of Hilary Duff as a pregnant chick are almost criminal…I’m exagerating…I’m not that weird…but I find it weird that I am having sexual thoughts about Hilary Duff in recent years, you know since she went from teen billionaire, skinny and wholesome and underaget to some thick married bitch you laugh about once wanting to fuck her when you run into her at the CVS buying chocoloate on sale….I didn’t even find her being used in Hockey team initiations hot, she did nothing for me as her back got muscular and I assumed her husband tried to make her look more like his teammates for sexual purposes……but the second that uterus got filled, and his shit stuck, I got to paying attention…one might even say obsessing over everything about this thing…mainly what it’d be like to be her gynecologist…playing with her vagina during routine exams…using my tongue as a speculum hoping she doesn’t notice….lucky bastard….here are her pregnancy leggings holding it all together….

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