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Ben Affleck Shaves Beard, Satisfies Wife

How do you celebrate the biggest awards victory of your life? If you are Ben Affleck, and Argo just took home the Oscar for Best Picture, you finally make your famous wife happy… by shaving your bushy beard! As first reported by TMZ, Affleck has returned to the land of the clean shaven by actually  giving himself a shave in the hallway of a Beverly Hills restaurant. Why did he finally ditch the look? Sources say Jennifer Garner wasn’t a fan. But were you? Which Ben Affleck do you like best? And the Winner is? Bearded! Click Here To Vote for Bearded! Clean Shaven! Click Here To Vote for Clean Vote now and decide: Which version of Ben Affleck do you like best? View Poll »

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Goats Yelling Like Humans: Watch, Get Freaked Out Now!

A nearly three-minute video montage of various goats yelling like humans has surpassed eight million views on YouTube in under three weeks. Why? Because it’s a montage of goats yelling like humans. Kind of speaks for itself, doesn’t it? Exactly. Goats Yelling Like Humans While not nearly as cute as babies laughing at dogs , these goats play off a different comedic element. Basically because they sound like people yelling. And that’s just about all we’ve got. Enjoy.

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Goats Yelling Like Humans: Watch, Get Freaked Out Now!

Victoria Justice Does Some Red Carpet in Some Fem Dom Shoes of the Day

I wonder if Victoria Justice, the hot, 18 year old who looks 12, knows she’s wearing a pair of Fem Dom shows, you know the kind normally used in Equus fetish…where you dress your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room. The shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as one of my many fetishes, where I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80?s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant…but that’s not the point…the point is girls in these hoof-like shoes, a HORSE TAIL BUTT PLUG, a HORSE FETISH MASKand a saddle…to look like this…so hot….if you’re weird… All this to say, all the yelling at her by the crowds, makes it feel like we’re at a genuine cattle auction, making the whole thing that much more believable… Is this actually what red carpets are all about, holy shit they are an irritating waste of fucking time, why do we care about these idiots again? Oh right, cuz we want to fuck them since the entertainment industry tells us we do…crazy…

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Victoria Justice Does Some Red Carpet in Some Fem Dom Shoes of the Day

Pauly Shore’s Ballistic On-Set Tirade — Unreal!

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds Pauly Shore went absolutely nuclear on the set of his new movie — unleashing a screaming, f-bomb laced, Christian Bale-esque tantrum that could only be described as …

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Pauly Shore’s Ballistic On-Set Tirade — Unreal!

Baby Tossing

Hundreds ( hundreds! ) of infants were dropped from the roof of a mosque in western India in the belief that the fall ensure them health and prosperity. No babies were harmed in the making of this video, just emotionally stunted for life. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

1 Pregnancy Test

I hope her test was positive; she seems like she would make a good mom, what with the generosity and the yelling at people to save stuff.

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1 Pregnancy Test

Men Who Lie, Sex Survey Edition

Not to get all Jezebel-y, but this “Great Male Survey 2009” survey is going around, and I have spotted some statistical inaccuracies. Please consider the following sample, which I have helpfully annotated with what I, as a noted statistician and anthropologist, have determined to be the correct answer.

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Men Who Lie, Sex Survey Edition