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Lark Voorhies Denies Having Lupus After Latest Instagram Disaster

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Lark Voorhies is having a hard time maintaining control of her social media. Questionable things about Lark keep popping up on Instagram, but one of the most recent posts grabbed tons of attention because it was about her health. In a post from an unverified account that went up on Thursday, someone posing as the […]

Lark Voorhies Denies Having Lupus After Latest Instagram Disaster

Lark Voorhies Posts EPIC Instagram Rant: I Don’t Have a Sex Tape! My Ex’s Junk Smells Like Corn Chips!

For four seasons, Lark Voorhies wisely rejected the advances of Dustin Diamond’s Screech on Saved By the Bell. Unfortunately, in real life the 41-year-old actress is not as adept at avoiding romantic entanglements with creepy losers. As you may have heard, Voorhies married Jimmy Green  in a quickie Vegas ceremony just a few months after meeting him on Facebook. Astonishingly, the marriage didn’t last. In fact, it imploded in epic fashion just days after Lark and Jimmy exchanged vows. It turns out Green was a homeless gang member who was frequently busted sleeping in the closets of Lark’s mother’s home. (Lark lives with her mom, and the husband and wife were forbidden to have sleepovers.) After the divorce, Green claimed to be in possession of a  sex tape starring Voorhies , but she insisted that no such footage exists. Earlier today, she doubled down on that claim in one of the most bonkers rants ever posted to Instagram: “To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce,” the post reads. “There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera?” “I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell. “Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips?” Yes, the word is out in Pasadena: Jimmy is suffering from a chronic case of Frito dong.  Sources say the man’s wang should be providing the crunch in chili pie, not making sex tapes with washed-up ’90s stars. We imagine Lark is still trying to get the grease off of her fingers. Anyway, Voorhies later posted a retraction in which she stated that her account was hacked, but we’re calling shenanigans on that claim. Not only did she never delete the original post, she later went off on Jimmy again , this time warning that she’ll sue anyone who interviews him.  We’re not doubting that Jimmy is a little unstable, but it sounds like he and Lark may have actually been a pretty good match.

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BOSSIP Exclusive: Lark Voorhies Sex Tape Is A FAKE

Lark Voorhies’ estranged husband Jimmy Green reportedly shopped this picture of her smoking what appears to be marijuana after she filed for divorce. Jimmy Green Lied About Sex Tape For Publicity And To Hurt Wife Lark Voorhies Lark Voorhies’ estranged husband hatched a desperate plan to humiliate her and generate quick cash by leaking details of a FAKE sex tape, BOSSIP can reveal. Last week Voorhies filed for divorce from Jimmy Green, her hubby of six months, citing irreconcilable differences. Green then tried to shop the photo above of the former “Saved By The Bell” star smoking what appeared to be a marijuana blunt, but abandoned that idea and upped the ante by telling the world he had a video of them having sex, a friend of the couple said. But BOSSIP has learned the entire sex tape story was a hoax motivated by Green’s increasingly frenzied search for money and publicity for his fledgling rap career. Green also wanted to hurt Voorhies once she changed her cell phone number after her mother filed a restraining order against him, the couple’s friend Marky Hutt told us. “The sex tape doesn’t exist,” Hutt told BOSSIP. “It was a ploy to get Lark to contact him because of the restraining order. He doesn’t even have a phone. He’s broke. He takes the bus. Any sex that happens is in her mother’s house.” And how does Hutt know all of this? The part-time PR man said he gave Green the idea for the fake sex tape when Green reached out to him claiming he was “stressed, need(ing) some money,” according to Facebook messages provided to BOSSIP. “Unfortunately, that was my idea, and I regret it,” Hutt said. Hutt – who met Voorhies through mutual friends a few years ago – said Green went as far as to ask Hutt to pose as a reporter to get Voorhies’ new phone number, all the while claiming Voorhies didn’t want to divorce, but her mother, Trish was pushing her into it. Green also claimed Voorhies liked to pop sleeping pills during the day, Hutt said, adding that the jobless Green told him since he’s no longer welcome at Voorhies’ parents’ home, he’d spend the day at the library around the corner. “It was creepy,” Hutt said. Hutt said he got cold feet about the sex tape charade and decided to speak out because he’s worried Green’s lie would send Voorhies – who has had a history of mental health problems – into a downward spiral. He said he’s witnessed Voorhies talk to herself and speak to inanimate objects like trees even when she’s taking her medication. “She lives a very sheltered life, which is understandable when you have people like this trying to take advantage,” Hutt said. “She doesn’t need this kind of publicity about a sex tape. That’ll trigger a relapse.” We’ve reached out to Voorhies, and her publicist Jennifer Wolfson for comment. Hit the flip for more of Green’s shady messages:

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YG Reportedly Shot Multiple Times In L.A. Studio

YG was shot in at a recording studio in Los Angles earlier this morning (June 12), according to TMZ. The publication reports that their law…

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‘Saved By The Bell’ Star Reveals Secret Vegas Wedding

Lark Voorhies recently heard a new kind of bell: wedding bells. The 41-year-old Saved by the Bell star eloped to Vegas to secretly marry music engineer…

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1 Pregnancy Test

I hope her test was positive; she seems like she would make a good mom, what with the generosity and the yelling at people to save stuff.

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1 Pregnancy Test

Crow Adopts Kitten

This is an amazing Internet classic that was recommended by CuteFeed Fan Rachel K. Even if you've seen it before, it's well worth watching again, on account of how much they love each other.

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Crow Adopts Kitten

If Websites Were People

Personification of the Internet. I wonder what BuzzFeed would look like? Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Lisa Turtle or Michael Jackson?

Is Lark Voorhies, or Lisa Turtle of Saved By The Bell , now the host body for The King of Pop? (Or a geisha?) (Or both?) Say no to Botox, you guys. And, while you're at it, cool it with the mime makeup

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