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Sophie Simmons Titties on Instagram of the Day

For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer. She was paying people to take pics of her, she was producing fat girl modeling content, and she had the money and fame from being on TV behind her, yet for some reason…she wasn’t able to pull off the ASHLEY GRAHAM who gets work as a fat chick…and just sort of got stuck with self produced photoshoots….but sometimes…when we’re lucky enough she busts out her big fat tits…tits that we should celebrate cuz like all fat girls…it’s their best quality… Here is her fat ass

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Halle Berry Topless of the Day

The only interesting thing that’s going on on social media, other than the fact that every single women is prostituting herself, half naked like some kind of porn star, in what is some kind of fetish porn site, where you are no allowed to post up your nipples…is the reminder that all women sexualize themselves, blame the patriarchy, but continue to sexualize themselves, which I guess isn’t that interesting.. What is interesting is that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, distant from the fans, so that they never know they are whores…are given a window into their life…where they get to be exhibitionist whores..because that is who they are…that’s why the act. Here’s Halle Berry being an old lady exhibitionist wanting you to stare at her…cuz all women want you to stare at them.

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Halle Berry Topless of the Day

Shanina Shaik Topless of the Day

Shanina Shaik is best known as an Australian model from some Australian model show, who went onto fuck Tyson Beckford and his big dick that he puts up on his social media, in the event you didn’t know that, which I know you knew that, cuz you follow all the black male models and athletes to see how big their dicks are, it’s your closet case fetish… Well, that means Shanina Shaik has a banked out vagina….because that’s what happens when you put large objects in it…sometimes it merges into the asshole and becomes one massive shit and baby hole…true story. I don’t think this ethnic talent matters, but she’s topless and I’ll assume at least one of you cares…you Shanina Shaik fan boy weirdo.

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Dani Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the child star mix, with what we can assume was a tyrant stage mother you may have jerked off to…. before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model or a DJ for instagram, than a Disney Star… While Bella Thorne played the Disney Star..before following her sisters lead..starting a brand…and casuing mass hysteria money making on instagram because instagram is EVERYTHING.. Here she is dancing in a bikini with her vagina, we call it the pussy vagina, because her pussy leads the motions and it’s pretty fucking hilarious.. Her tits huge, possibly face, her face haggard….but she’s bringing it, whatever it is…it’s this.. Rich young gutter tits… Bella Thorne still Dyking it Down..

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January Jones Topless of the Day

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, becaue at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans, so that they never knew what true whores they were… But they were always whores, and now they are given instagram power to produce and promote content in ways that they know how, that is close to their hearts, like whores… It’s like when you give old people technology, they try to do what the youth are doing and end up on facebook and shit….posting selfies..in what will always make me feel uncomfortable.. The fact is that January Jones came up from not having any ties to fame, then ended up on tv, with fame…and an illegitimate child…which to me sums up the kind of person she is nicely… Here she is dressed like a 15 year old showing off her 50 year old ass

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Kate Upton Topless of the Day

Simmer down Kate Upton… I feel like she’s the kind of rich kid turned model who pretends that she’s so annoyed of people sexualizing her for her tits, while knowing that she only exists because of her tits, and that at 18 when she happened, she wouldn’t have ever gone viral without what must be some terrifying fucking tits…. I’ve see her tits, they are monstrous, terrifying, yet amazing…even if the rest of her is dumpy and weird shaped….but clearly we as a people can focus on what is good about her..and she does the same…. We only see her tits cuz she wants us to… Here is the video of her shaking her tits…

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples of the Day

For the longest time, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was one of my favorite models… I just thought she was classy, amazing, busty, half naked, and then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work… I don’t know if she’s classy or amazing, but she is busty and has been naked enough…I know she’s got a baby with Jason Strathem or whatever his name is…and that gives hope to any of you balding fucks that if you get ripped, a action movie star career, a lot of money, you can also knock up models….like she’s some beacon of hope to losers… But I do know her dress is see through, and I guess you know that too…cuz you’re looking at that big floppy mom tit and it’s nice….making me hungry..in a “MAMMA FEED ME” kind of way…that I blame my mother for not breast feeding me as she was too busy turning tricks in a Mexican border town to care…which I guess leaves deep rooted issues with a person….issues that have led me to devote my life to TITTY pics.

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Phoebe Price Sexts of the Day

Little known fact, I am a huge fucking fan of Phoebe Price. I think she’s a fascinating character in the pop culture, and has been for a long fucking time, because she’s managed to get herself in pics by the paparazzi and thus published in tabloids as the weirdo, possibly shameless famewhore attention seeking LA staple….and it’s been fucking awesome. She’s become semi famous, at least in the media, by basically clickbaiting, in some weird performance art that really is art because it’s more interesting that what all the other girls are doing…it comes with experience… And she loves…fucking LOVES every post ever made about her…which makes her an all around great tims.. I text with her here and there, and this was likely not a sext designed for me, but it was sent to me, from her direct and I haven’t stopped masturbating to it all day… It’s like directly linked to my balls or some shit…but unfortunately…Phoebe Price isn’t….but we’re all allowed to dream.

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Nikki Reed Bikini of the Day

There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.

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Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie of the Day

In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom

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