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Rachel Cook Is Bikini Perfection

I keep forgetting that  Rachel Cook is just a professional Instagram model with a huge following, and not a Victoria’s Secret hottie. Which is just crazy to me. I don’t get how the Jenners and Hadid sisters can get hired for those gigs, and a total smokeshow like Rachel can’t. It’s everything that’s wrong with the modeling business these days. » view all 13 photos

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Daniela Lopez Osorio’s Sweet Booty Pump

We’ve spent a lot of time on amateur beach hotties this week, but I figure it’s time we celebrated a true professional: Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio . And trust me, after a few seconds checking out the latest bikini pictures from this total smokeshow, you’ll be ruined for anyone else. So take a good look, because this is what a real bikini babe looks like. Disclaimer: I can’t be held responsible for any damage done to your pants and/or marriages. Consider yourself warned. Continue reading

Melania Trump Is The First First Lady To Cause Pant Fires!

If you’re not one of the nearly 60 million people who voted for Donald Trump for President last night, you may be struggling to look on the bright side this morning. And I think I might have found one in Melania Trump ‘s old photoshoots from her modeling days (you know, the ones she did while she was an illegal immigrant, right?). Because it means Melania might be the first First Lady in History to give me an actual pants fire. Although I’m no history buff. Maybe Herbert Hoover’s wife was a total smokeshow too.

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