‘I would just go over and rub his shoulders, or I’d wait for him outside the trailer,’ actress laughs of courting her co-star offscreen. By Rebecca Thomas
Elyse Taylor is a young, new generation Victoria’s Secret model…She’s not all that young, she’s 26 and has been pushing her half naked body around the fashion industry since she was 18….but she’s from Australia and you’ve probably never heard of her, and probably don’t remember her when she was doing the 2009 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, cuz you were too busy jerking off to it, cuz lingerie informercials on primetime television is you’re fucking jam, it’s the only way you can get off, and it only happens once a fucking year… Either way, she’s pulled some strings, sucked the right dick, let the right guys inside her Kangaroo pouch, and here she is posting instagram pics from the catalog shoot she just shot for the evil empire, cuz let’s face it, it’s a stamp of approval all girls want, and the other old timers can’t do it forever and need to be replaced… Here are some of her pics, I like her…I may have to trick her into dating me. TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE
The hightlight of this Vouge Netherlands shoot featuring mom, DJ Whore, black penis chaser, with her stretched out vagina isn’t that a tall as fuck girl from wherever the fuck she is from, I’m gonna assume Netherlands, can become a cover girl, and it is not that Victoria’s Secret can brain wash an industry by brainwashing men into thinking their girls are the end all and be all of pussy…leading to getting them more work…the hightlight of this shoot is that she’s in pee stance in one of the pics, and I love watching girls pee, either on my face, on the sidewalk, in my mouth, or on each other…making this some pretty racy fucking fashion pics…sure she may just be squatting but my imagination is good enough to visualize a stream…of urine…dripping down her model thigh…
Am I actually posting this? I mean seriously, who gives a fuck about Kelly Kelly..who is not legally allowed to be referred to as Kelly Kelly, but rather as her “birth” name Barbie Blank…because the WWE own her name…and she sold her soul to them for 150,000 dollars a year…as they invested in building her name that they owned…because let’s face it, there are countless strippers, hookers, and dumb bitches who just want to be on TV, willing to do it for a lot less…and now that she’s cut ties with them, she’s got a career of taking bikini pics of herself and posting them on the internet for her trailer park fans who probably don’t know what them there internet is…they are too busy raping their kids, neighbours and “faggots” just to fuck the gay out of them…you know who those WWE fans work…
It appears as if The Witcher 3 would like to be in the Best Video Game Intros conversation. Check out this new The Witcher 3 trailer below! The Witcher 3 Trailer With this “Killing Monsters” trailer, the animators are giving a masterclass on how far CG has come in recent years. The facial expressions, especially of the girl and the dude spitting, are incredible. Not to mention Garalt’s movements as he kills with ease. So beautiful. The Witcher 3 is scheduled to be released sometime in 2014. Hopefully soon they’ll announce a firm date!
People are attached to their electronics, this is not news. However, Spike Jonez is taking that attachment to the extreme with his newest film, Her. Joaquin Phoenix stars in the new film about a newly single man who finds a friend in a new artificial intelligence operating system that appears to be Apple’s Siri with a more powerful brain. Things start out with Phoenix and his new OS living the dream, but soon things turn weird. And creepy. Creepy and weird. Check out the Her trailer below! Her Trailer Joining Phoenix are Amy Adams and Scarlett Johansson. Her opens in theaters on November 20th.
People are attached to their electronics, this is not news. However, Spike Jonez is taking that attachment to the extreme with his newest film, Her. Joaquin Phoenix stars in the new film about a newly single man who finds a friend in a new artificial intelligence operating system that appears to be Apple’s Siri with a more powerful brain. Things start out with Phoenix and his new OS living the dream, but soon things turn weird. And creepy. Creepy and weird. Check out the Her trailer below! Her Trailer Joining Phoenix are Amy Adams and Scarlett Johansson. Her opens in theaters on November 20th.
Thicke’s original clip may not be kid-friendly, but Fallon and the Roots used classroom instruments to give an altogether precious performance. By Emily Blake
Daria is back! Well, sort of. Aubrey Plaza, the cartoon’s real life counterpart did a fake trailer for the fake film that undoubtedly everyone in the universe wants to really happen. Aubrey Plaza in Daria Movie Trailer There’s just something about Plaza’s deadpan delivery that fully captures Daria’s sense of ennui. This trailer, centered around Daria’s high school reunion , seems to have everything. Daria’s sister Quinn who is, of course, still the queen bee. Her best friend Jane Lane and older brother Trent Lane with his band Mystik Spiral. Even her self-absorbed father has a mini-breakdown very reminiscent of the MTV cartoon. The only thing missing was the Trentmobile but one would have to imagine that even it finally died in the ten years that have passed. Will someone please make this movie? Pretty please? Surely this would be a better use of crowdfunding than Lindsay Lohan’s The Canyons or Spike Lee’s Kickstarter ?
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