Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman look rough and ragged in first clip from Tom Hooper’s musical adaptation. By Kevin P. Sullivan Anne Hathaway as Fantine in ‘Les Miserables’ Photo: Universal Pictures For his adaptation of the mega-musical “Les Mis
You’ve heard of the erotic bestseller 50 Shades of Grey . You may have even read a steamy passage or two here and there. But why torture yourself by actually reading E.L. James’ florid-melodramatic prose when one animated fan trailer gives you all the essential need-to-knows — including the best-worst cringe-inducing scene of the book? Now, there are a lot of cringe-inducing scenes in 50 Shades of Grey and its subsequent sequels, 50 Shades Darker and 50 Shades Freed , involving college grad/virgin Anastasia Steele and her handsome would-be boyfriend/BDSM master Christian Grey . (Spoilers ahead!) This is because young Ana is a whiny pleaser who submits to bondage and spankings and such in the hope that she can cure the handsome deviant Christian of his kinky ways, and also because Ana is a naive young thing who can’t work technology or remember to eat all by herself. Which is how things like The Bathroom Scene come to bear. (Skip ahead to Chapter 23 if you’re reading along at home!) Forget the whips and every-five-minutes sex and interior monologues between Ana and her “inner goddess” — here’s a scene that explains the Ana-Christian relationship in a nutshell, in which he takes the liberty of yanking out her tampon so they can have sex . (Courtesy of YouTube user Philiafelice, who strikes the right balance of incredulity and real talk in her breakdown of 50 Shades and its trashy appeal.) Splash! I cannot wait to see how they even attempt to pull this off in the movie. [ philiafelice via @evafay ]
Kristen Stewart may be some inbred trash who got lucky….probably cuz her daddy taught her at a young age the importance of not neglecting testicles while sucking him off….leading to the skills needed to make it in Hollywood….you know if you manage to meet the right producer along the way who happens to have the options on the biggest fucking franchise since Harry Potter…looking for the average at best looking main character for all the little girls to relate to…at least that’s what I assume went down but maybe it was all because of the trailer park blowjob she must have gave…cuz bitch is boring in all she does…and not hot…but for somee reason she’s growing on me….showing off tit has that affect on me.
The first trailer for The Great Gatsby has been released, showcasing Leonardo DiCaprio as the title character in the latest adaptation of the classic novel. Baz Luhrmann’s 3D take on F. Scott Fitzgerald’s book (yes, it’s in 3D) makes the ’20s period film even more of a visual marvel than one would expect. Tobey Maguire, Carey Mulligan, Joel Edgerton and Isla Fisher also star in The Great Gatsby . The bad news? The flick opens nationwide on December 25. The good news? This trailer should more than hold you over: The Great Gatsby Trailer
I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park…. Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….
I hesitate to even post this video — part fever dream, part vaguely authorized marketing blip, yet utterly curiosity-stoking glimpse at what appears to be Paul Thomas Anderson’s forthcoming The Master . Joaquin Phoenix, take it away. The clip made its way to Twitter via YouTube just a little while ago. It was originally housed at the account ” Al Rose Promotions ” — an account named after the real estate man whom Daniel Plainview consults about the Bandy tract in There Will Be Blood — and linked out to themasterfilm.com , so there’s definitely something there beyond Phoenix’s machete-sharpening, beach-brawling, mechanically disposed grunt under interrogation by The Man. Suggestions welcome, but I’m inclined to take the mystery for now.
Ron Burgundy and his team of crack news reporters are back for Anchorman 2 , and they’ve already cut a teaser that tantalizes with a glimpse of what lies ahead : More bad clothes, more cheeky one-liners, and Will Ferrell ‘s fine, fine mustache. Is “jean creamin'” the new “pants party?” Well, at least we have sub machine guns and boobies to look forward to, even if Anchorman 2 doesn’t even begin filming until 2013. Watch the trailer debut at Funny or Die . [ Funny or Die ]
Chris Brown brought his BMX skills to the Billboard Music Awards Sunday. His vocal skills? Mmmnot so much, from the looks of the performance. The singer rode onstage in Las Vegas to perform his high-energy hit “Turn Up the Music” against a colorful, bike ramp backdrop dubbed the “Fun Zone.” Breezy’s leopard fur-lined jacket (open to show off his muscular, tattooed chest, obvi) and impressive dance moves wowed the crowd, but his singing? Chris Brown – “Turn Up The Music” (Billboard Music Awards 2012) Fans on Twitter were disappointed, at least in part, for Chris’ lip-syncing. Some viewers tweeted sentiments like, “What’s the point of performing live if you’re gonna lip sync? You should just become a back up dancer.” “I don’t mind Chris Brown lip synching… at least he PERFORMS !!!” wrote one fan in defense of Chris. “CB performance never disappoints.” The event, which also featured Justin Bieber’s performance and Jordin Sparks’ tribute to Whitney Houston, certainly featured the big names. What do you think of Chris’ performance? Thumbs up or down?
John Legend and Jordin Sparks’ tribute to Whitney Houston at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards moved the crowd – especially Bobbi Kristina Brown – to tears. Now, Whitney’s duet with Jordin Sparks – Houston’s final recording – has leaked online. “Celebrate” was written by R. Kelly and is the last song she recorded. Take a listen below: Whitney Houston & Jordin Sparks – Celebrate Producer Harvey Mason Jr. said that despite her end-of-life struggles, Houston “really positive” and “fun-loving” during the recording with Sparks. There’s more music from these two yet to come. “Celebrate” will be featured on the soundtrack to Whitney and Jordin‘s upcoming movie, Sparkle . The new film also stars Derek Luke, Mike Epps, Carmen Ejogo, Tika Sumpter, Omari Hardwick, and Cee Lo Green and will hit theaters on August 17. Check out the Sparkle trailer after the jump: Sparkle Trailer
Kanye West In New Trailer For Keeping Up With The Kardashian Season 7 So, the trailer is out and the confirmation is here. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are kicking it tough in this trailer for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Turn the page for the trailers.
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