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Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress

Is green the color of the fall? Jessica Alba made an appearance on Extra and it appears to me that she borrowed Olivia Munn ’s outfit. Personally, I think Jessica wore it better. She’s obviously much hotter and I love the way that dress hugs her body. I just want to peel it off slowly and reveal that MILFtastic body.

Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Package

I’m kind of hung over today, stupid delicious gin and tonics, so I’m going to get the ball rolling with some nice shots of some celebrity booty. Here’s Jessica Alba giving us a look at that sweet little package while she heads to her car yesterday. Alright, that’s pretty much all I’ve got, a hot chick in tight pants. Good enough.

Paulina Porizkova Ageless Bikini Pictures

If you don’t know who this Paulina Porizkova chick is, you probably weren’t around in the eighties. She’s a Czech former supermodel who married that weird looking guy form The Cars …. They were a popular band once. She was also a judge on America’s Next Top Model if that helps. Anyhow, she’s like fifty years old now and this is what she looks like in a bikini. Still pretty damn hot. I’d like to bounce that Czech. Ha!

Lena Gercke’s Tight Bikini Body Is Back

Alright so this is the second day in a row I’ve had pictures of this Lena Gercke chick up on the site in her bikini. Any complaints? I didn’t think so. I know what my readers want to finish off the week and it’s a hot German model showing off her incredibly tight body in a little bikini. I would eat dinner off that booty if she’d let me… She’s German, of course she’d let me. I’m only saying that because I’ve seen some very bizarre sex things on the internet and they always somehow involve a German. Just saying.

Paulina Gretzky’s Sweet Bikini Tweets

Remember a little while back when hockey legend Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina Gretzky posted all kinds of racy pictures of herself on her Twitter page and then old Wayner shut her down? Good times. Well it looks like she’s back in business. Here she is showing off some really good genetics in a sexy little bikini. She seems very talented to me… So does her friend actually, I think some playful wrestling is in order.

Paulina Gretzky’s Sweet Bikini Tweets

Remember a little while back when hockey legend Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina Gretzky posted all kinds of racy pictures of herself on her Twitter page and then old Wayner shut her down? Good times. Well it looks like she’s back in business. Here she is showing off some really good genetics in a sexy little bikini. She seems very talented to me… So does her friend actually, I think some playful wrestling is in order.

Lena Gercke Hot German Bikini Pictures

If you haven’t got a clue who this Lena Gercke chick is, you’re not German and you’re not alone. Apparently she was the winner of the first Germany’s Next Top Model , so you should be ashamed of yourself for not recognizing her. Come on. Who doesn’t spend most of their day watching German television? Anyhow, she’s a model and she’s on the beach in a bikini so that’s good enough for me. Did I mention she’s also dating some millionaire soccer player?… Of course she is.

Salma Hayek Sweet Profile Hotness

Obviously Salma Hayek was busty to begin with, how else did she make it in Hollywood, her acting? But ever since she squeezed out a human from her vagina, those breasts seem to have gotten even better. I know that women’s, and some men’s, can swell up after giving birth, but I always thought they just went back to normal. Apparently Salma is one of the lucky ones. If I were her kid I’d kick and scream and put up such a fight so that she would breast feed me for as long as possible. Like until college.

Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Are Back

When did Jenny McCarthy become a thing again? Is it nineteen ninety nine? I’m lost. Ah, I just found out she’s going to be the host of a really awful summer reality TV show about desperate lonely people looking for love. I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t available. Anyhow, the good new is that Jenny’s big fake breasts don’t seem to have aged at all. Her face on the other hand looks like someone’s tried to do a little updating. Not good.

Jessica Alba Is Red Hot

I know it’s silly, but I’ve kind of got a thing for hot chicks feeding parking meters. It doesn’t make any sense, but I like it. I think it has something to do with slipping something into a coin slot. Anyhow, here’s Jessica Alba in her hot little red dress getting all hot and nasty with her dirty change on the streets of Los Angeles over the weekend. That’s it princess slip it in there. #weirdo