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Jessica Alba’s Perfect Mom Booty

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t exactly the best pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , a few perfect bikini shots come to mind, but some quality shots of that sweet little booty in some tight jeans are enough to make this douche happy. She should go on tour talking to future moms about what their bodies are supposed to look like after squeezing children out of the vagina. Amaze! She’s either got a whole lot of time to work out or some really good doctors. Well done.

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Jessica Alba Still In Hot Pregnant Phase

Posted on April 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pregnant Jessica Alba out the other still looking good with that ‘I just got knocked up’ kind of glow while she runs some errand or heads to work or something along those lines. She really does look good, especially for a pregnant chick, you can hardly tell she’s got hemorrhoids. I don’t know that for a fact, don’t quote me on it, I just assume that all pregnant chicks are constantly walking around with hemorrhoids. Kids are the worst.

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

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Jessica Alba Drops Some Tasty Cleavage

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Jessica Alba is in Paris for all kinds of fashion shows and fancy parties with people who wouldn’t be caught dead with me unless one of their rebellious daughters married me just to piss them off, so I thought I’d share a few shots of her at some party put together by Vogue magazine. Never heard of it, it’s clearly too highbrow for my taste. Anyhow, she’s really looking pretty damn hot, those breasts and legs are gorgeous, like they should be surrounded by some roasted potatoes and a nice bottle of wine. Tasty.

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

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Jessica Alba Gets Boring In Khaki

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t really the hottest Jessica Alba pictures I’ve ever seen, but I kind of feel bad for the girl, ever since she squeezed out that kid of hers nobody seems to be taking her seriously as a sex symbol anymore. Including myself. To be fair, how can we when all we get from her are pictures like this or cameos in crappy comedies? I think it’s time for a hotness overhaul, leave the kid at home, put on your tightest little slut outfit and head out for a night on the town. Until then she’s just… Meh.

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Jessica Alba Could Be In A Bikini Real Soon

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Jessica Alba is in Cabo and if the weather gets better, chances are we will be seeing her in a bikini real soon. The bad news is that she is getting that sweet ass cupped by what’s his name and not me.

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Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is definitely an old picture of Jessica Alba in her tiny little bikini bottoms, her baby must have completely ruined that beautiful area, but I don’t remember seeing it so it’s new to me and that’s all that matters. Besides, it’s good to get a little nostalgic from time to time, especially around the holidays, so throwing in some classic Jessica Alba bikini pictures is just what the doctor ordered. Obviously in this situation I’m the doctor, mother will be so proud, and I need to take Jessica’s temperature…. The old fashioned way.

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Jessica Alba Is One Hot Little Focker

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Alba Is One Hot Little Focker

Here’s Jessica Alba at the Little Fockers premiere last night looking hotter than hell and not only that, but classy all at the same time. That’s very rare, like a prostitute you can bring to a fancy restaurant for a work function to make all your co-workers think that you can actually somehow land a hottie who’s willing to spent time with you in front of all your douchebag work friends…. And then she’ll let you urinate on her later. If you’re into that kind of thing. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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