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Jessica Alba Gets Gagged

All I can say is seeing Jessica Alba held hostage by an Asian women in her latest movie is pretty damn hot. Now if only her mouth was gagged for the whole movie we wouldn’t notice her terrible acting.

Jessica Alba’s Top Is Almost Invisible

It’s not often I get pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a see through top so when it happens I want to jump all over it. No really, I want to jump all over that thing. Not in a creepy assault kind of way, in a very romantic dry hump kind of way. Anyhow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shirt this see through, it’s almost invisible. Some Frenchman somewhere could use that thing to make a fine cheese.

Jessica Alba Drops A Little Cleavage

I haven’t watch The Late Show in a while, ever since that asshole screwed Conan off of television I’ve completely lost interest in it. I’m pretty sure I have a few facts mixed up in that statement so don’t quote me. Anyhow, here’s hot piece of celebrity ass Jessica Alba outside the Letterman studios the other day looking like well, a hot piece of celebrity ass. Well done.

Rachel Bilson’s Tight Top Saves The Day

Rachel Bilson has been all over the place in her

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Jessica Alba Flashes Some Booty

It’s not every day that I get pictures of Jessica Alba flashing her ass so I’m a little confused as to what I’m supposed to do here. She’s normally so meticulous as to how she presents herself, most of the time as a stay at home mom in sweatpants, so it’s strange to see her letting it all hang out. Literally. Anyhow, I’m not complaining, even a little Jessica Alba ass is better than none at all so I should keep my mouth shut and enjoy.

Jessica Alba Finally Gets My Attention

Today has been a day filled with all kinds of celebrity bikini pictures, so I’m a little disappointed with Jessica Alba for ruining the flow I had going over the last few posts. I guess showing up to the premiere of her crappy new movie in a bikini wouldn’t really fit the mood, but it might get her a little more attention. I know it would get mine. Anyhow, it’s nice to see her dressed in something other than her boring mom uniform or period pants. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Jessica Alba’s Boring Hotness

Here’s Jessica Alba at the premiere or screening of some movie I’ve never heard of looking sexy in her little black dress. It’s nice to see her somewhat back to her old self, I’m sick of always seeing her in sensible shoes and jeans running errands like a typical mother. Boring. Not that these are so spectacular, but at least she’s wearing a dress. It’s something I guess. There weren’t any stairs around that we could get a picture of her walking up? Lame.

Jessica Alba’s Hot And Scary Sexiness

Finally I’ve got some sexy pictures of Jessica Alba , I was beginning to get sick and tired of all the boring shots of her walking around in her lame outfits running mom errands. Here she is looking badass in a photoshoot for some magazine called Genlux , I don’t know what that is either, but I like what I see. She’s a little scary, a little crazy and a whole lot of sexy. My boner is a little frightened…. And I like it.

Jessica Alba Gets Fresh With Kate Hudson

Here are Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson getting a little touchy feely at the premiere of The Killer Inside Me . I’m no killer but I would get inside either one of these beauties. That was a tasteless joke, let me get back to me original story about Jessica grabbing Kate in the vagina. Pretend lesbianism is so hot. Thanks to the internet, I’m pretty sure this is what the kids are calling first base these days. Well done girls.

Jessica Alba Still Disappoints

Finally! Some sexy pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a tight little outfit that highlights her killer body… I’m just kidding, ever since Jessica squeezed out a little pisspant, she only wears sensible loose fitting mommy outfits. This sundress is as sexy as it gets I’m afraid. Taking that into account, I’ll have to dumb down my hotness scale. As far as new moms who’ve given up on looking sexy go, Jessica looks pretty damn hot. Damn! I’d like to slip her into some sweatpants and snuggle up on the couch with her to watch one of those vampire movies that all the girls are addicted to…. So hot!.