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Jessica Alba Gets A Little Obscene

Jessica Alba may think she’s very clever, pushing up her hipster glasses up with her middle finger like that, but she’s not fooling anyone and she’s more than a little rude. Actually, I don’t really give a crap, I’d like her to do to me exactly what she’s implying with this gesture. I won’t hold my breath. It’s funny because the girls down at the strip club do exactly the same thing when they dance for me… But believe me, what they’re pushing around I wouldn’t want anywhere near my face. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Miranda Kerr In A Bra For Bloomingdale’s

These are shots of supermodel Miranda Kerr in her bra for Bloomingdale’s . Honestly, I don’t need to know the reason, she could be doing this to raise money for fat sluts so they can afford to have their tramp stamp tattoos removed from their now massive stretch marked covered lower backs. As long as she’s doing it in a bra I’m all for it.

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Miranda Kerr In A Bra For Bloomingdale’s

Parts Of Jessica Alba Are Hot

I’ve never been one for fashion, I still wear a t-shirt that says ‘Pobody’s Nerfect’, so I can’t tell if this outfit Jessica Alba is wearing is hot or not.

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Ass In Jeans

Here’s Jessica Alba out walking her dog and giving us a good lesson on just what a woman’s ass should look like in a pair of jeans. It’s perfect. I see that she’s dyed her hair red for some reason, I wonder if the curtains match the drapes?

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Ass In Jeans

Jessica Alba’s Hotness Underachieves

Jessica Alba must be annoyed with all the attention Megan Fox has been getting because here she is trying her best to become relevant again, by flashing a little leg while attending a show, during New York’s Fashion Week. Don’t get me wrong, I love a chick in knee high boots, they’re very classy, but Jessica hated being called the sexiest so what’s this all about

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Contra Vs. Duck Hunt

This needs the dog to make the joke complete, but apart from that it's a barrel of laughs. For huge nerds

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Contra Vs. Duck Hunt

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for; Jessica Alba post pregnancy bikini pictures. It took a year or two, but they’re finally here and guess what?! They’re amazing! I mean, you couldn’t tell by looking at her that a baby popped out of her not too long ago. She should be a role model to all expecting mothers out there, there’s no excuse to let your body go down after giving birth! Jessica is proof.

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures