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Amanda Bynes: I’m a Survivor and a HERO!

Amanda Bynes feels that Amanda Bynes is nothing short of heroic. Why, you might ask? She’ll tell you on Twitter in an EPIC rant! The erratic starlet took to Twitter to offer LOADS of details no one asked for regarding her plastic surgeries (apparently) and alleged “birth defect.” That’s what she’s terming the “webbing” between her eyes, natch. “I was born with webbing in between my eyes,” Amanda Bynes began. “It was a birth defect I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited!” AWESOME!!!! “Now I need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music!” Yes, she’s serious. Wyclef will not be collaborating with her, but the 27-year-old is dead set on this rap thing, and she won’t lack for inspiration. “I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed!” she said, modestly. “I had to share my story with you so that the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior.” Old photos. It all comes down to the old photos and the ugly people who post them. “I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn’t wait to talk about it,” Bynes went on (and on). “I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I’m not crazy, I was just embarrassed.” And that’s not all. “I’m having my next surgery on Saturday!” she confessed , without elaborating. “My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!” Totally as traumatic as that. She concluded: “Surgery is a complete miracle for me – nothing can hold you back from living out your dreams. There’s a surgery for everything that’s wrong with you!” The more you know.

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Miley Cyrus, Chris Brown Named Worst Celebrity Role Models

A recent survey of over 2,000 parents asked which celebrities, both female and male, they felt were the most negative influences on their kids. Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown, respectively, came on top. Or on the bottom, to look at it differently. All hail the king and queen of bad role models ! Brown was rated as a bad role model by 71 percent of respondents, which isn’t a huge surprise given the singer’s non-stop controversies in recent years. Miley Cyrus, meanwhile, was deemed a poor influence by 68 percent of respondents, due largely to her transformation from Disney star to R-rated Twerking machine. See Miley Cyrus “We Can’t Stop” video and montage of Miley Cyrus Twerking . ‘Nuff said. Other female celebrities on the naughty list: Lindsay Lohan (65 percent) Kim Kardashian (63 percent) Amanda Bynes (61 percent) Farrah Abraham (59 percent) These four ladies have all aired their dirty laundry in the limelight, while one is a complete train wreck and two of them have starred in sex tapes. Amanda Bynes? She just defies description. Other guys in the “bad role model” club: Kanye West (67 percent) Justin Bieber (65 percent) Lil Wayne (58 percent) Charlie Sheen (56 percent) Some are worse than others, there, though all have pretty giant egos and would have to put in serious work if they wanted to be considered mentors. What do you think of the results of this survey? Vote below: Is Miley Cyrus the worst female celebrity role model?   Yes. She’s the absolute worst! Not the best, but not the worst … No! She’s actually a good role model! View Poll » Is Chris Brown the worst male celebrity role model?   Yes. The absolute worst! Not the best, but not the worst … No! He’s actually a good role model! View Poll »

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Me-Yowza! Cats Make Revolting Scenes From ‘Hemlock Grove’ & ‘Alien’ Less Scary

Hey, what’s with cats and horror ?  By the end of the day, everyone in your office will be talking about the eye-popping (literally) werewolf-transformation scene from the Eli Roth -produced Netflix series Hemlock Grove . If you haven’t seen it, I’ve posted it below.  Just make sure you’ve digested your lunch and that your boss isn’t watching. It’s that graphic.   The Werewolf & The Cat Once you have watched it, ask yourself two questions:  1) Is this a one-way transformation?  It sure looks like one. Or at some point do we get to see an equally grotesque wolf-to-human transformation. Now that would be novel. And 2) What purpose does the cat serve in this clip?  Does it somehow help to soften the horror to come?  If that’s the intent, then perhaps the cat should have gotten its cameo after the wide-eyed guy who watches the transformation drops the f-bomb. Watch this tweak of the classic chestburster scene from Alien to see how a little cat humor can take the edge off a really tense situation. The Purr-fect Alien Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter. Follow Movieline on  Twitter.  

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Me-Yowza! Cats Make Revolting Scenes From ‘Hemlock Grove’ & ‘Alien’ Less Scary

Hey, what’s with cats and horror ?  By the end of the day, everyone in your office will be talking about the eye-popping (literally) werewolf-transformation scene from the Eli Roth -produced Netflix series Hemlock Grove . If you haven’t seen it, I’ve posted it below.  Just make sure you’ve digested your lunch and that your boss isn’t watching. It’s that graphic.   The Werewolf & The Cat Once you have watched it, ask yourself two questions:  1) Is this a one-way transformation?  It sure looks like one. Or at some point do we get to see an equally grotesque wolf-to-human transformation. Now that would be novel. And 2) What purpose does the cat serve in this clip?  Does it somehow help to soften the horror to come?  If that’s the intent, then perhaps the cat should have gotten its cameo after the wide-eyed guy who watches the transformation drops the f-bomb. Watch this tweak of the classic chestburster scene from Alien to see how a little cat humor can take the edge off a really tense situation. The Purr-fect Alien Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter. Follow Movieline on  Twitter.  

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Joanna Krupa for Esquire’s Me in my Place of the Day

Joanna Krupa is some hot bodied gutter bullshit from the early 2000s who has been trying so hard to make it since the early 2000s because I guess she knew she was some hot bodied bullshit then…and watching her struggle was entertaining…she did every low budget photoshoot in fucking town…just hoping to get a fan base with those implants she spent 3 summers washing cars to get….before becoming internationally famous on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even a star, which led to Real Housewives of Miami….you know just sucking from the bottom….and it finally paid off, even most people would find her career a joke, she feels like she’s finally made it…and at a good time cuz she must be 40 by now…. So here she is being an hooker/stripper/pornstar who never was for Esquire…what a waste….but at least she looks good….

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Hayden Panettiere for NYLON of the Day

. Hayden Panettiere is in the March issue of Nylon magazine….a magazine that was once for hipsters but that is now for everyone….the Seventeen magazine of this generation….and I am just bummed that she didn’t take full advantage of her fake tits and expose them to the world….and take ownership of them…but I guess what it comes down to is that she’s trying to be subtle about it…you know slowly introduce them so that people always wonder if they are fakers or just her growing into her shoulders….you know cuz fake tits, if you don’t want the world to know you have fake tits, are take work and time to coverup….here are the boring pics…

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Emily Osment Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini…. I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….

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Top 12 TV Moments of 2012: The Year on the Small Screen!

From a soldier-turned-spy-turned-confused-lover to the transformation of a high school junior into a vampire, the world of television was filled with plenty of jaw-dropping moments in 2012. And we’ve collected the 12 best below. As part of our year-end series (check out our Top Memes of 2012 , along with the Top Videos of the past dozen months), THG now takes readers through the small screen scenes and developments that left us uttering: O… M…G! ——————————————- 12. The Grey’s Anatomy plane crash . Was it typically contrived drama from Shonda Rhimes? Of course. But long-time viewers of this ABC favorite can’t deny the deadly impact of that flight hitting the ground in May. 11. Bill Compton goes bad . Yes, True Blood Season 5 really went there. Every time you thought Sookie’s first love would admit he was simply playing a long con, the series continued to drive the shocking fact home: Bill really did believe every evil word out of his mouth. Then he turned into some kind of gooey new being. 10. Gossip Girl is revealed . Just a couple years ago, this would have been in contention for top moment of the TV year. But The CW drama fell out of favor even with long-time fans and, by the end of its run, was drawing under one million viewers per week. Dan Humphrey as Gossip Girl? Not a bad choice, but we stopped caring ages ago. 9. Game of Thrones, “Blackwater.” Just the entire episode. Not just the most action-packed hour of Game of Thrones Season 2 , or the most action-packed hour of television in 2012. Probably the most action on the small and big screen of the past year. Amazing visuals all around. 8. Opie has got this . One of the saddest deaths of the year took place early on Sons of Anarchy Season 5 , as a lead pipe to the skull led to the demise of Ryan Hurst’s tough, big-hearted character. A stunning, violent death and the driving force of the rest of the season. 7. And the bride-to-be is… We’re still waiting to learn the identity of the Mother, but How I Met Your Mother revealed Barney’s bride to close out Season 7. It’s Robin! We witnessed his adorable proposal to conclude this show’s run in 2012. 6. Elena, transformed! One wrong turned changed The Vampire Diaries forever, as Elena and Matt drove off the road on the Season 3 finale of this CW hit, leading to an infusion of vampire blood into the former and a shot to the heart of a series that had been floundering a bit last spring. 5. A birth and a death. The Walking Dead Season 3 has been filled with blood, gore and shocking events. But none more than Lori giving birth AND dying on the same installment. Seriously, no one on this show is safe. 4. A now! Pretty Little Liars finally unveiled the identity of A. Of course, there’s still an entire team behind this key villain, meaning the ABC Family drama may never answer its primary question. But, think about it fans, would you really want it to? 3. Lena Dunham gets naked . And does everything else, too: write, produce and star in Girls , the breakout show of the past 12 months. 2. Oh, sit! Breaking Bad finally opens Hank’s eyes to the identity of his brother-in-law, in a manner no fans of this AMC smash could have seen coming: while sitting on the toilet. There’s nothing we’re looking forward to more in 2013 than the final eight episodes of Breaking Bad season 5 . 1. Carrie gets her man. Television’s most stunning moment did not take place on a premiere or finale, but rather the fourth episode of Homeland season 2 , summing up the incredible pace of this Showtime drama. Carrie Matheson outing Brody as a spy and cuffing her nemesis/lover – this early in the program’s run – was as unexpected as anything we saw on TV all year. Our jaws haven’t left the floor since.

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Lil Wayne Boasts That He, Drake And Nicki ‘Killed It’ On Human Being II

‘I’m gonna be on tour for some time with this one,’ Weezy says of his plans following the release of I Am Not a Human Being II. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Sway Calloway MTV First: Lil Wayne Photo: MTV News

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Ke$ha Grows From ‘Wild Party Animal’ To Warrior

‘I’m still an animal, but I’ve also learned a lot along the way,’ singer tells MTV News of her transformation on new album. By Jocelyn Vena Ke$ha Photo: Al Pereira

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