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Too Cute: “No Weakness” Jamaican Mini-Trainer Challenges Usain Bolt To A Foot Race On Ellen [Video]

So chill about it too! This is one confident kid… EllenTube

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For The Navy: Rihanna Unveils Cover Art And Reveals Official Name Of Her 8th Album

Rihanna Unveils “R8” Album Art Rihanna is having a huge week. Hot on the heels of her Vogue cover story , the Bajan pop princess just surprised a select group of fans and journalists with her new album art. Rih hosted a top-secret, private viewing at Mama Gallery in LA on Wednesday night, and excitedly unveiled the cover art for her 8th studio album, created by artist Roy Nachum. Though Rih and her Navy have affectionately referred to the upcoming album as “R8” up to this point, Rih revealed that the project will actually be entitled Anti . The cover features a photo of Rih at five years old, which she revealed was taken on her first day at day care in her home of Barbados: The entire front and back cover is embossed with braille, which translates to a poem by poet Chloe Mitchell. Apparently the braille passage keeps in line with Rih’s overall vision for her album, which she sums up saying “People who have sight are sometimes the people who are the blindest.” Interesting, right? Hopefully this means the new joint is dropping soon! Since she unveiled this in a secret showing, we’re sensing that Rih is going to “pull a Beyonce” with this one and just drop it off in iTunes when no one’s watching. Hit the flip for the translation of the album cover’s braille message and more from Rih’s album unveiling… Twitter / YouTube

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Katy Perry Slams Taylor Swift for VMA Tweet: What a Hypocrite!

Katy Perry has wedged herself into the middle of the Taylor Swift-Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards debate. And you can probably guess on which she comes out. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming First, a quick refresher: After nominations for the 2015 VMAs were unveiled yesterday, Minaj Tweeted in anger that the ceremony only seems to honor those whose videos “celebrate women with slim bodies.” Because Swift leads the way with nine VMA nominations , she assumed Nicki was taking a jab in her direction and replied with astonishment, wondering why Minaj would “pit women against each other.” Nicki responded that she never mentioned Swift and the women pretty much buried a fairly lame beef. But now Perry has something to say about it. She Tweeted this afternoon: “Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman.” The message is slightly garbled, but the translation is obvious: Who the heck are you to talk, Taylor Swift, considering the song Bad Blood is nothing but a takedown of me, your fellow woman?!? Even the most ardent Swift supporter must admit… Perry makes a good point here. Minaj then went ahead and Favorited Perry’s Tweet. Perry concluded her mini rant by givng props to Rihanna and writing: “The real travesty is where is the shine for  #BBHMMVideo when VMA eligibility period was 7/7/14-7/1/15 & that gem dropped 7/1… @MTV.” Who will fire the next shot in this ongoing feud? We can’t wait to find out!

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Hot Mormon Babes [PICS]

On April 7, 1829, Joseph Smith began his translation of what would come to be known as the Book of Mormon. To celebrate the 285th Anniversary of this occasion, Mr. Skin is taking a look at the best nude scenes featuring actresses that either were or are Mormons. There are more than you think, as you can see after the jump, so let us know who has your favorite pair of Mormon mammaries! More pics after the jump!

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Juicy Sings “Turning Me On” By Keri Hilson [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Juicy is singing “Turning Me On” by Keri Hilson for her Song of the Week! Listen to the audio player to hear her tear it down! Get What…

Juicy Sings “Turning Me On” By Keri Hilson [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Hip-Hop Translation: Jay Z “Tom Ford” [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Special K is fulling a request in today’s Hip-Hop Translation from a 48-year-old woman who loves Jay Z “Tom Ford,” but can’t quite understand what he’s saying. Listen to…

Hip-Hop Translation: Jay Z “Tom Ford” [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Fifty Shades of Grey Wine: Released (Handcuffs Not Included)!

Fifty Shades of Grey wine. It’s actually a thing. E.L. James, author of the popular novels, has introduced it, starting with two “personally blended” bottles. Just as Christian and Anastasia blend their bodies into one. Or something. The Fifty Shades of Grey wine varietals, titled Red Satin and White Silk, do not come with handcuffs, but may make you more likely to end up in them. We mean sexually, not in a DUI arrest sense. But don’t drink and drive kids. So what do they actually taste like? We’ll try to refrain from obvious jokes and sexual innuendo for just a moment and work from the official release: The red is described as a blend of “Petite Sirah and Syrah with flavors of black cherry, cocoa powder, creamy caramel and vanilla, leather and clove spice.” The white features “floral aromatics of lychee and honey, tempered by flavors of crisp grapefruit, mineral and lush pear with a faint hint of butterscotch.” E.L. said in a statement that “Wine plays an important role in Fifty Shades of Grey , adding to the sensuality that pervades a number of scenes.” Translation: It tastes good. It gets you drunk. Christian and Ana bone like it’s their jobs. There are at least 17 times in which wine is consumed in the book, including one memorable scene in which Ana is given it via Christian’s mouth. No word on whether you can expect Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam to reenact that in the still sort of hotly anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie . The wine goes on sale September 30 .

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Scarlett Johansson Goes Full Frontal for Under the Skin!

Guys have been waiting for nudity from pouty-lipped, epically-jugged actress Scarlett Johansson since the first peek of her see-through panties in Lost in Translation (2003). Here at Skin Central we thought we’d be eagerly anticipating a Scarlett strip scene onscreen for years to come. Well, hold onto your pants fellas, because the Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Scarlett makes her nude debut in Jonathan Glazer ‘s Under the Skin ! The film has the volcanically voluptuous star playing an extraterrestrial come to experience Earth life, which includes naked time in a sexy new Scarlett skin! More after the jump!

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What’s the Biggest Unanswered Question Raised By Ridley Scott’s Prometheus?

Ridley Scott’s Prometheus opens stateside today, which means no more tiptoeing around spoilers for those who’ve seen it. ( Obviously, spoilers will follow. You’ve been warned. ) The number one complaint among folks who have now seen the highly anticipated Alien kinda-prequel? So. Many. Unanswered. Questions. So let’s jump right into the spoiler goo and get to deciding (and, hopefully, answering) the biggest question prompted by Scott’s gorgeous, murky space opus that is left yet unanswered. I’ll start: WHY? Why does pretty much anyone in Prometheus make any of the decisions they make? Like… – Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) with the helmet-taking off. Really, is sniffing (and contaminating) the alien world atmosphere on the planet you just landed on and know nothing about such a good idea? – Vickers (Charlize Theron), running in the one direction that will lead her to being squashed by a giant falling spaceship? – Millburn the dumb biologist (Rafe Spall), who just wants to reach out and make friends — even with the squishy alien penis-snakes? – Space crew guy, walking straight up to his recently deceased, re-animated fellow shipmate who has spider-crawled his way across a space desert to space-murder everyone? Most of these aren’t necessarily unanswered questions, just incredibly stupid decisions that inform and support the characters in facepalm-worthy strokes. Holloway is a risk-taker! Vickers is a sheltered, prideful ice queen with probably little field experience who would rather try to outrun death than roll, like her unassuming and practical brunette counterpart, out of its way! Crew guy is, well, a redshirt, for lack of a better term. Yes, yes. There are reasons to be found here, if not particularly great ones. The bigger questions have to do with two still-opaque entities: The Engineers and David, the increasingly creepy mayhem bot, Lawrence of Robotica. In the prologue we see one Engineer take a dose of black space goo and tumble, dead and transmorphing, into the water — thus presumably starting human life on Earth. So what is the goo? Prometheus builds a tech-driven world filled with great flying ships and alien holograms and C-section machines but is more concerned with ideas: Of creators and creation, of life and death cycling endlessly across the universe between humans and aliens, parents and offspring, scientists and their inventions. All children want to see their parents dead, according to David, who seems to be counting himself in that equation. What is the goo, then? Is it the proto-material of a xenomorph? How does it work, exactly? Why would anyone feed it to the cute Tom Hardy-looking guy? And who created the Engineers, anyway? Does it even matter when the real question is asking why we create, and in the process, destroy? The brilliance of Prometheus ‘s stubborn insistence on not feeding us the answers is that they’re not really important in the grand scheme of things, unless you require your movies to make sense. You know what else refuses to share vital information, instead choosing to provoke and see what happens? David. David, who has spent years in space flight amassing the breadth of human knowledge and yet cannot feel (or can he?), who has the answers — or, at least, the instructions the Engineers have written in their mystery language on the sides of their sweaty weapons of mass destruction like how-to manuals — and yet can’t understand why it is that Noomi Rapace’s Elizabeth Shaw MUST understand. David, played marvelously by Michael Fassbender, remains the biggest mystery . He’s tasked with one directive: Help Weyland find a way to live forever. You could build a strong case that everything David does is indeed in service of this goal. Weyland’s mistake is in trusting a machine that doesn’t think in human terms, but in practical ones; if there’s no alien magic out there to Benjamin Button old man Weyland back into handsome, young Guy Pearce, David finds another way to help his master live forever: Through his legacy, by altering the course of human history (gladly, it seems) via one or two devious deceptions. Consider the legacy of the man at the center of David’s favorite film, as seen in Prometheus ‘s sublime opening sequence. T.E. Lawrence was born in 1888, helped upset order in the Arab world in 1916, was immortalized on celluloid in 1962’s Lawrence of Arabia , and then, years later in the world of Prometheus , inspired an android to not only imitate his blond coif but instigate the beginnings of the Alien universe in 2093. Lawrence is really the key to understanding David; in helping Weyland achieve his immortality by way of launching the destruction of humanity, David is immortalizing himself, and a part of me thinks that a part of him yearns to express this measure of often foolhardy human emotion. Or maybe he’s just designed to be a close, but not close enough, imitation of the humans who built him? The more I think of David as a stand-in for Prometheus the movie at large, the less I care that Idris Elba figured out in five minutes what the Engineers were up to on this rinky dink planet, or that we’ll never know what David whispered to the last remaining Engineer, a la ScarJo and Bill Murray in Lost in Translation . Those quibbles seem minor given the vast provocations the film leaves behind. To an aggravatingly obvious extent, the gaping abyss of understanding that Prometheus leaves puts us, the viewer, in the position of Shaw — still searching, desperately, for answers, with only a soulless computer brain as her guide. We are Shaw, and maybe the internet is our David, offering knowledge and spoilers at our fingertips but, unless Ridley Scott and writers Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof hop on a Reddit AMA session, no ready answers and plenty to be wary of. Big things come in small packages, and that goes for space goo, blond robots, and universe-expanding ideas. So, all that said, what unsolved mysteries irked you the most in Prometheus ? Sound off in the spoiler-friendly comments below and let’s figure this sucker out. — Our colleagues at (PMC-owned) Beyond the Trailer pose a relevant question: “Is Prometheus an intellectual sci-fi thriller, or a pseudo-intellectual sci-fi thriller?” See what other real folks say in their impromptu exit poll. 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Cops Investigating Lindsay Lohan Hit-and-Run

Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club early this morning, and then fled the scene, but it looks like no charges will be filed. The 25-year-old actress was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood just after midnight when the scene became chaotic. She was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by celebrity gossip photographers and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out, prompting a police investigation … we thought. Cops were called, came to the scene and interviewed people inside the Hookah Lounge – including the manager who was struck – and then left. It turns out LiLo may have been the one who called police to protect herself from the paparazzi, and that’s why cops showed up in the first place. The manager may not have suffered an injury, but if he did, Lindsay could be charged with a hit and run (not to mention a probation violation). For now, it looks like case closed, as no one has complained of an injury, however it could be reopened if the person struck presses charges. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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