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Late Night Highlights: James Franco Gets His Arm Stuck Under Jon Stewart’s Mini Fridge

In today’s very special Oscar nominee edition of Late Night Highlights, James Franco celebrates his 127 Hours nod by getting stuck under a mini-fridge, and then lamenting the fact that none of his students recognized his Academy Award achievement. Elsewhere, Hailee Steinfeld parodied True Grit with Jimmy Kimmel and Tom Arnold consoled the Oscar rejects — that means you, Julianne Moore.

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Late Night Highlights: James Franco Gets His Arm Stuck Under Jon Stewart’s Mini Fridge

Bad Movies We Love: Forrest Gump

Happy Oscar nominations , babies. You got what you wanted, though you have to throw those gold-plated, NSFW Andrew Garfield valentines in the trash. It could be worse. You could be living in 1994, when the Academy honored not Pulp Fiction , The Shawshank Redemption , or my darling Quiz Show with a Best Picture victory, but a staggering sh*t fortress of offensive “whimsicality” called Forrest Gump . You saw it. It’s dumb. Loony. It’s got a lot of nerve. But here’s a secret you and I share: We’re both attracted to bastards, and Forrest Gump ‘s the slimiest john I know. Let’s love it.

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Brittny Gastineau’s Fat Chick Tits Trying to be a Kardashian of the Day

You probably don’t know who Brittny Gastineau is, but unfortunately I do. She’s this fat chick who has blocked me on twitter for calling her out on being a lazy fat bitch….but more importantly for calling her out on wishing she was a Kardashian…see cuz she is friends with the Kardashians and by friends I mean she knew them before they were famous and now she is envious of them because before the Kardashians had a show, she had her own show that no one watched…and the dream she had never panned out for her…but it did for the Kardashians…making her this real depressing bottom feeding trash…. But with fat bitches come fat tits, so here she is showing off her tits, covering her gunt, while trying be a Kardashian….even her white girl skin looks shit smeared….It must really suck to be this trash.

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Katy Perry Embarrases Herself Internationally on X-Factor Italy of the Day

This is a video of Katy Perry proving that she can be equally untalented, uninteresting, and capable of awkward and embarrassing performances on an international level….This high school talent show quality show took place in Italy…I wonder where the next stop for the promo tour of shit is going to be….and that I mean where the fuck are the topless titty fucking pics we’ve all been waiting for? Her tits are all she is good for and they aren’t even good enough for the attention and money she’s getting…the world is filled with good tits….on better bodies… I hate this trash.

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What are These Animals Doing in the Water? (Slideshow)

Photo via The Telegraph Fish aren’t the only creatures that like spending time in the water: From the bovines of the Bahamas’ Pig Beach and the water-loving Turkish Van cat to swimming orangutans, see more mammals unexpectedly jumping into oceans, rivers, lakes, and pools for a dip.

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High-Tech Trash Bins Rat Out Residents Who Refuse to Recycle

Photo via orphanjones Cleveland residents are about to get an extra incentive to recycle — if they don’t, their trash bins will tattletale and they’ll be slapped with a $100 fine. The city is starting a new program that features trash bins embedded with microchips. If the recycling cart isn’t rolled out to the curb on a regular basis, trash collectors are prompted to go through the bins to make sure recyclables are being sorted correctly. If they’re not, the residents will pay for their laziness. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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High-Tech Trash Bins Rat Out Residents Who Refuse to Recycle

Shauna Sand Trashy Bikini Pictures

As much as I know that Shauna Sand is a piece of Hollywood trash, I still find myself from time to time wanting to rub her tight little body all over mine. This is one of those times. Here she is on the beach, what else does she have to do all day, in what can only be described a tiny bikini. Actually, the bikini is probably just your standard issue bikini size, but her fake boobs are so big that they make it look so small. I’m not opposed to that. Well done.

Breakdancing Granny to Lift Your Spirits of the Day

This has as much sex appeal as the dancing baby on Aly Mcbeal….no I didn’t ever watch that show cuz I am not a lesbian but here is a video I saw of some old lady, or hipster who dyed her hair grey to look ironic, or maybe she was just some homeless person who found some E or meth outside some afterparty that took place in an alley and the trash on my facebook is going nuts over this – so I figured I’d post this for you as I ride the Montana Fishburne fame….

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Today on Planet 100: Gorged with Trash (Video)

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MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Ridicules ‘My Party,’ Lectures GOP on Immigration

MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough on Wednesday again decided to slam the Republican Party (Scarborough is a former-GOP Congressman). He chided, “My party. What happened to my party?” Democrat Co-host Mika Brzezinski made sure to notify Scarborough that, “Your party is over!” Scarborough was astounded that some Senate Republicans are calling for hearings on the 14th Amendment regarding birthright citizenship for the children of illegal immigrants. Instead of examining the indictment or even giving a conservative viewpoint, Scarborough denounced his colleagues saying, “Instead of tearing up the Constitution of the United States, why don’t we just enforce the immigration laws that are on the books right now?” Scarborough based his reaction on a false conclusion that the Republicans’ intention is to repeal the 14th Amendment, which is not even possible for them to do on their own. Yet, Scarborough screamed, “They are going to hold hearings on getting rid of the 14th Amendment.” Scarborough seemed to be ignoring the stated goals of the GOP senators, examining the amendment and determining its intent. Laying out this question: Whether or not someone who happens to be born in this country to parents who are not citizens, or in this country legally, should be automatically granted citizenship and all the benefits that come with citizenship? Nevertheless, Scarborough mocked the idea alleging, “We are going to ban Santa Claus next.” Scarborough is developing an appetite for attacking Republicans. For example, the time he blamed Republicans for the continued war in Afghanistan , or the time he called Republicans “Genuinely Stupid” for criticizing Obama’s oil spill response or perhaps the time he cited that Arizona’s immigration law was “Un-American.” This attempt is just another example of Scarborough, the show’s “voice of the right,” taking every opportunity to belittle his “party.”