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Celebrity Apprentice Finale: Winner Bret Michaels’ 5 Most Unprofessional Moments

Color me shocked , boys and girls. What’s the secret to becoming Donald Trump’s trusted, uber-professional apprentice? Simple: Be the most (lovably) unprofessional contestant in Celebrity Apprentice history. Tah-dah! After the show’s giant finale and parade of arbitrary judging, Trump gave Bret Michaels the Celebrity Apprentice victory over runner-up Holly Robinson Peete for one ostensible reason: He was brave to attend the live finale just days after another staggering health setback . Look, I admire the hell out of Bret Michaels for going through with the taping, but does that mean he should’ve beaten Holly? After her record-high fund-raising and strong leadership? No way. However, I happen to love Bret Michaels, so let’s toast Trump’s newest yes-man with a retrospective of his most unprofessional Celebrity Apprentice moments.

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Celebrity Apprentice Finale: Winner Bret Michaels’ 5 Most Unprofessional Moments

Three Alternate Lost Endings Not Actually Real, Only Slightly Funny

With the way ABC had been publicizing the three alternate endings of Lost that were airing during Jimmy Kimmel’s special post-finale celebration, you would have been right to assume they were legit. Or, as legit as those alternate season three endings with Sawyer and Desmond in Locke’s coffin were — a red herring to throw off the scent of any leak-happy crew member. Alas, it was all just one final long con. The “alternate endings” — featuring the now-radio silenced duo of Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse — were nothing more than jokes. And not even particularly good ones: Did Kimmel really trot out Bob Newhart for a spoof on the Newhart ending? And Jeff Probst for a Survivor ending? Get worse. Still, anything that puts Jorge Garcia’s Hurley in the Tony Soprano booth at a diner deserves the attention of your eyeballs. Watch the “endings” after the jump.

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Three Alternate Lost Endings Not Actually Real, Only Slightly Funny