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Trevor Noah Turns Trump’s Ramblings Into Reggae [Video]

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Stormy Daniels: I Know ALL About Donald Trump’s Penis!

When it comes to mediocre sex with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels claims to have all the receipts. As previously reported in TMI-laden detail, the porn star reportedly carried on a lengthy affair with Donald Trump back in 2006. Investigative reporting by The Wall Street Journal and other outlets have uncovered a $130,000 payment that was made to Daniels just prior to the 2016 Presidential election. Daniels allegedly accepted this payout in exchange for keeping quiet about her pervasive banging of the current President, which took place just after Melania Trump gave birth to the couple’s son, Barron. However, In Touch Weekly actually spoke to Daniels in 2011 and has now released the entire transcript of its chat with the adult entertainer. Earlier excerpts revealed that Trump isn’t anything special in bed . “[The sex] was textbook generic,” Daniels told the tabloid. (And this is a woman who has been around the bedpost, if you know what we mean. No judgment.) Now, as mentioned above, In Touch has made public its full chat with Daniels … and it sure is a doozy! Among the tidbits relayed to the magazine by Daniels: The pair met at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. Daniels gave Trump her phone number, but only ever communication with him through a bodyguard named Keith. She met Trump in his hotel room several weeks after their introduction and had dinner with him there. She wasn’t so much attracted to Trump as she was “fascinated,” saying: Would you be? “I was definitely stimulated. We had a really good banter. Good conversation for a couple hours. I could tell he was nice, intelligent in conversation.” Trump never really mentioned Melania and never really told Daniels to keep their sex a secret. As for the intercourse… “The sex was nothing crazy. He wasn’t like, chain me to the bed or anything. It was one position,” she said in 2011, adding: ” I can definitely describe his junk perfectly , if I ever have to. He definitely seemed smitten after that. He was like, “I wanna see you again, when can I see you again?” Daniels went on to say that Trump held the possibility of her appearing on The Apprentice over her head for about a year. He insisted her could get her a role on the reality show, which she says is why she kept sleeping with him for so long. She also said the stars did NOT use protection, continuing of the intercourse: “It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do. It wasn’t bad. Don’t get me wrong.” Through his personal attorney, Michael Cohen, Trump has “vehemently” denied accusations that he slept with Daniels and that he paid her to keep quiet about it. We suggest you pick up the latest copy of In Touch Weekly and decide for yourself whether you believe all Daniels has to say. Either that, or you can just believe Donald Trump… because he’s been nothing but a sincere teller of truths throughout his public life, right? No? He hasn’t been? Like we said, you can make up your own mind about this story. For now, though, we need to go throw up a lot due to all the references here to Trump’s penis.

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‘The Daily Show’ Is Perfectly Trolling Trump’s Fake “Corrupt Media Awards” With A Full-Page Newspaper Ad

Jeff Schear/Getty Images for Comedy Central ‘The Daily Show’ Ran A Genius Ad In The New York Times The number one thing on y’alls President’s docket every single morning is to call out the “fake news” and the different places in the media Trump deems as being fake…or just any media outlet that says negative comments about him. The Cheeto-In-Chief took this whole fake news thing just a few steps further a few days back by declaring that he will be announcing “The Most Dishonest & Corrupt Media Awards Of The Year” this coming Monday. I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018 Of course, this fake award show seems ridiculous–especially for the President of the United States–but you’re sorely mistaken if you think any of these outlets are at all upset about the prospect of being on the list. Trevor Noah and The Daily Show perfectly trolled Trumpito with a full-page newspaper ad in the New York Times on Friday Morning, with a For Your Consideration” placement for the POTUS’ fake awards show.   The pleasures of reading the print New York Times come in many forms. pic.twitter.com/B7tbKWAqiW — Pamela Paul (@PamelaPaulNYT) January 5, 2018 Though The Daily Show ‘s placement in the New York Times showed some extra commitment, Trevor Noah isn’t the only show campaigning to be on Trump’s list. Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee both published ads for their chance to win a “Dishontest & Corrupt Media Award.”   So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @AndersonCooper ! #TheFakies pic.twitter.com/r8pYCj0g9r — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 4, 2018 Nice try @colbertlateshow and @TheDailyShow , but we’re sweeping the #Dishonesties this year. (P.S. @realdonaldtrump , how about a female host next time?) pic.twitter.com/dAhE5epA4D — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) January 4, 2018 With some of our favorite shows treating Trump’s fake award show like an honor, we’re winning before it even begins–if Donald actually goes through with presenting these awards. When it comes to trolling Trump, it’s no surprise that the people he deems as “fake news” do it the best.

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‘The Daily Show’ Is Perfectly Trolling Trump’s Fake “Corrupt Media Awards” With A Full-Page Newspaper Ad

Jeff Schear/Getty Images for Comedy Central ‘The Daily Show’ Ran A Genius Ad In The New York Times The number one thing on y’alls President’s docket every single morning is to call out the “fake news” and the different places in the media Trump deems as being fake…or just any media outlet that says negative comments about him. The Cheeto-In-Chief took this whole fake news thing just a few steps further a few days back by declaring that he will be announcing “The Most Dishonest & Corrupt Media Awards Of The Year” this coming Monday. I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018 Of course, this fake award show seems ridiculous–especially for the President of the United States–but you’re sorely mistaken if you think any of these outlets are at all upset about the prospect of being on the list. Trevor Noah and The Daily Show perfectly trolled Trumpito with a full-page newspaper ad in the New York Times on Friday Morning, with a For Your Consideration” placement for the POTUS’ fake awards show.   The pleasures of reading the print New York Times come in many forms. pic.twitter.com/B7tbKWAqiW — Pamela Paul (@PamelaPaulNYT) January 5, 2018 Though The Daily Show ‘s placement in the New York Times showed some extra commitment, Trevor Noah isn’t the only show campaigning to be on Trump’s list. Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee both published ads for their chance to win a “Dishontest & Corrupt Media Award.”   So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @AndersonCooper ! #TheFakies pic.twitter.com/r8pYCj0g9r — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 4, 2018 Nice try @colbertlateshow and @TheDailyShow , but we’re sweeping the #Dishonesties this year. (P.S. @realdonaldtrump , how about a female host next time?) pic.twitter.com/dAhE5epA4D — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) January 4, 2018 With some of our favorite shows treating Trump’s fake award show like an honor, we’re winning before it even begins–if Donald actually goes through with presenting these awards. When it comes to trolling Trump, it’s no surprise that the people he deems as “fake news” do it the best.

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Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets About Global Warming & Vanity Fair, Gets Savagely Roasted

Look, we understand that headline’s not gonna please anyone. Either you’re a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you’re part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn’t go nearly far enough. But hey, our New Year’s resolution is to piss off as many people as many people as possible, and we decided to get an early start! We kid, of course. Resolving to offend people in 2018 is like resolving to breathe in and out. It’s gonna happen no matter what, and it doesn’t require any active effort. For evidence of just how easy it is to piss off tens of millions of people these days, you need look no further than the tweets of America’s P-ssy-Grabber-In-Chief, Captain Offensive Pants. No doubt still clad in a Trump Hotel bathrobe , the president frequently outrages half the planet before he’s even dropped his morning Big Mac deuce. While our more heathen-y presidents may have taken the holidays off in order to drink Starbucks and slaughter a virgin, the Trump Train kept right on rolling!  By which we mean the 71-year-old leader of the free world spent the season of peace talking enough trash on social media to shame a recently-dumped middle school girl or a butthurt Star Wars fan. And who were the Donald’s targets this time around? Well, there was Vanity Fair , which committed the grievous offense of cracking jokes about a woman Donald once threatened to imprison, and then there was planet Earth, which has apparently pissed Trump off by continuing to exist despite his apocalyptic environmental policies. First, some context: In case you haven’t heard, it’s effing cold in the northeast. Like, even by “winter in the northeast” standards. Someone told this to Donald, and his response was apparently to crack his knuckles and start sticking it to the libs: “In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!” Now, hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that’s a dumb thing to say or point out that weather and climate are not the same thing. A cold day isn’t an indication that the planet is stable anymore than a single hot day is evidence that it’s heating up. The world’s scientists are concerned due to data collected over several decades which indicates a disturbing trend toward hotter … ya know what? Let’s just move on to less-terrifying idiocy… As you may have heard, there was controversy this week over a video posted by Vanity Fair , in which several staffers expressed their 100 percent-justified belief that Hillary Clinton should probably step away from the political arena for the foreseeable future. The situation outraged the president, not because of the content of the clip, but because VF dared to issue an apology for the sake of those who found the video offensive. “Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!” Trump tweeted. Never mind that our commander-in-chief is still devoting his days to picking petty fights with various media outlets, Anna Wintour is the editor of Vogue , not Vanity Fair. Sure, they both star with “V,” but if we Donald off easy on this one, next week he’ll be referring to Justin Trudeau as the prime minister of Cambodia. Needless to say, Trump was roasted to a crisp over both tweets, but sadly seeing our president get savagely corn-cobbed by the entirety of Twitter is one of the many things we’ve been forced to get used to in 2017. Cheers to the new year! *guzzles large quantity of Drano* View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President

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So Sunken: Black Republicans Who Mortified Us In 2017

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W e need Black folks on both sides of the aisle — Democrat and Republican. However, being a Republican in the age of Trump is a whole other level of Republician-ism. Our current POTUS has sympathized with neo-Nazis, disrespected gold star families of color, thought Frederick Douglas was still alive, known for language like “That’s my African-American over there!” and is advocating for policy that will damage Black and brown communities. Nonetheless, there are Black Republicans who will defend  him at any cost. Here are the ones who mortified us in 2017. Pastor Darrell Scott Pastor Scott is ride-or-die for Trump and is known to scream on television at anyone who disagrees that Trump is presidential perfection. Here is just one disturbing moment from one of his many television rants. He is actually defending Trump defending Nazis. Fix it, Jesus! Joy Villa The singer is a passionate Trump supporter who is constantly on Fox News defending his madness. However, the tide has changed a bit. Now that she accused his former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski of sexually assaulting her, Fox News is dragging her . Nonetheless, we can’t forget this classic sunken moment, when Villa wore a “Make America Great Again” dress to this year’s Grammys. Dr. Ben Carson Social media lovingly calls him Uncle Ben. Mr. Carson loves him some Trump and his loyalty got him the bizarre position of the decretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development. Yep, this is the title for a former neurosurgeon. There are so many sunken moments to choose from for Ben, but this moment, which shows Carson thanking God for Trump after the despicable tax bill was passed, is disgustingly unforgettable. Ray Lewis Ray Lewis is an NFL legend. He is a 10-time Associated Press All-Pro and one of the few players in history to play in a Pro Bowl in three different decades. However, he is tainting his legacy by being Trump’s BFF and slamming NFL players who knelled during the National Anthem. Yet, when he knelled, he claimed, “I wasn’t protesting, I was praising God,” which was when Shannon Sharpe destroyed  him on ESPN. Watch Ray’s sunken response below. Jim Brown If Ray Lewis is an NFL legend, Jim Brown is an NFL icon. In 2002, Sporting News named him the greatest football player of all time and now he appears to have been swallowed by the sunken place. The 81-year-old shocked  us all by defending Trump to anyone who would listen, especially when he voted for Hillary Clinton . He believes Trump can magically give the Black community jobs, which is ludicrous — he can’t even hire a Black person for the White House senior staff, unless it’s Omarosa. Watch Jim Brown defend his king below: Paris Dennard A few times a week you can catch Paris Dennard getting dragged all over CNN. It’s as if his brain  has been lobotomized of all logic because Paris is convinced 45 is the messiah for the Black community. One of his best suken moments of the year was when Keith Boykin said he was “ashamed” that Paris as a Black man would defend Trump sympathizing with Nazis. The madness starts at the five-minute mark. Omarosa Manigault The reality star turned Trump’s side-kick is the arguably the ruler of the sunken place. She called for America to “bow down” to Trump, she attacked April Ryan and had a complete breakdown at the National Association for Black Journalists conference. Watch Omarosa in the widely parodied clip below, bawling because she lost her Black friends over supporting Trump. Oh — and honorable mention to Stacey Dash , who was the queen of the sunken place in 2016, but vanished from television when Fox News fired her. We’ll be in a new year in a few days, maybe some of these folks can escape the sunken place in 2018. We’ll get the prayer warriors out for all of you! SEE ALSO: Charlottesville Hero Pushed Fiancée Out Of The Way Of Deranged Terrorist WATCH: White Supremacist Charlottesville Rally Organizer Flees From Counterprotesters

So Sunken: Black Republicans Who Mortified Us In 2017

CNN’s Paris Dennard Called A Sellout On National Television By Another Republican

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P aris Dennard loves some Donald Trump . We can’t imagine there is anything 45 can do that would waver Dennard’s undying love. This was especially obvious with Paris’ latest appearance on CNN, when he got slammed by another Republican. Shermichael Singleton is a Republican worked for the Trump administration for less than a month. He was the senior adviser for the the Department of Housing and Urban Development, working with Ben Carson . But when Trump’s team found out he wrote this for The Hill in 2016, “My party in particular has allowed itself to be taken over by someone who claims to be a Republican but doesn’t represent any of our values, principles or traditions,” Singleton was quickly fired. Yep, he was fired for criticizing Trump. . Now, Shermichael is a political commentator and this week he got into a battle with Paris Dennard. While discussing Omarosa “resigning,” —  “fired,” according to April Ryan — Singleton wanted to know where are the Black people who work who are White House staffers. “Where in the hell are the Black people? Seriously, where are they? Outside of the ground’s keeper, the butler, the maids — where are they Black people? There are none.” Paris Dennard attempted to clap back with, “Maybe you’re bitter because you were fired.” Shermichal quickly said, “I may have been fired but at least I have respect for my community. I’d rather have respect than be a sell out!” Don Lemon was shocked and Paris Dennard attempted to compose himself as he tried to explain the alleged diversity in the Trump administration. Watch the exchange below: While Don Lemon reprimanded Singleton for calling Dennard a name, Paris should hesitant before throwing daggers at anyone. All is fair in love and clap back, bruh. SOURCE: YouTube Charlottesville Hero Pushed Fiancée Out Of The Way Of Deranged Terrorist WATCH: White Supremacist Charlottesville Rally Organizer Flees From Counterprotesters

CNN’s Paris Dennard Called A Sellout On National Television By Another Republican

Him Too? Tavis Smiley Suspended For Sexual Harassment Claims

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Source: Earl Gibson III / Getty Yes, him too. PBS announced on Wednesday that they have suspended Tavis Smiley on allegations of sexual harassment. According to Variety , PBS put out the following statement about the situation: “Effective today, PBS has indefinitely suspended distribution of ‘Tavis Smiley,’ produced by TS Media, an independent production company,” the public broadcaster said. “PBS engaged an outside law firm to conduct an investigation immediately after learning of troubling allegations regarding Mr. Smiley. This investigation included interviews with witnesses as well as with Mr. Smiley. The inquiry uncovered multiple, credible allegations of conduct that is inconsistent with the values and standards of PBS, and the totality of this information led to today’s decision.” Sources told Variety that the law firm in charge of the investigation took reports from 10 witnesses, a diverse men and women from different races and employment levels within Smiley’s organization. However, most of them former staffers. But what PBS found was eye-opening and they believe the following accounts are credible: Smiley engaged in sexual relationships with multiple employees who worked underneath him. Some witnesses interviewed expressed concern that their employment status was linked to the status of a sexual relationship with Smiley. In addition, witnesses described Smiley as creating a verbally abusive and threatening environment that went beyond what could be expected in a typical high-pressure work environment. Several expressed concerns about retaliation if they came forward or reported his behavior to higher ups. Of course, Smiley is denying all of these allegations. In a video he posted on social media on Wednesday night, he stressed that he respects women and he has never coerced them into sex. My response to PBS suspension full text here: https://t.co/SzcQLfQWeX pic.twitter.com/8KX2QIr59B — Tavis Smiley (@tavissmiley) December 14, 2017 “I have the utmost respect for women and celebrate the courage of those who have come forth to tell their truth. To be clear, I have never groped, coerced, or exposed myself inappropriately to any workplace colleague in my entire broadcast career, covering 6 networks over 30 years.” Smiley added, “If having a consensual relationship with a colleague years ago is the stuff that leads to this kind of public humiliation and personal destruction, heaven help us. The PBS investigators refused to review any of my personal documentation, refused to provide me the names of any accusers, refused to speak to my current staff, and refused to provide me any semblance of due process to defend myself against allegations from unknown sources. Their mind was made up. Almost immediately following the meeting, this story broke in Variety as an “exclusive.” Indeed, I learned more about these allegations reading the Variety story than the PBS investigator shared with me, the accused, in our 3 hour face to face meeting. My attorneys were sent a formal letter invoking a contractual provision to not distribute my programming, and that was it. Put simply, PBS overreacted and conducted a biased and sloppy investigation, which led to a rush to judgment, and trampling on a reputation that I have spent an entire lifetime trying to establish. This has gone too far. And, I, for one, intend to fight back. It’s time for a real conversation in America, so men and women know how to engage in the workplace. I look forward to actively participating in that conversation.” This is a developing story and we will provide updates as they become available.  RELATED NEWS: Russell Simmons Accused Of Rape By Three New Women In New York Times Report Russell Simmons Steps Down From Businesses After New Sexual Assault Accusation Revealed Actor Harold Perrineau Issues Statement On Daughter Aurora Perrineau’s Rape: ‘I Am in the Presence of a Warrior’ [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2969052″ overlay=”true”]

Him Too? Tavis Smiley Suspended For Sexual Harassment Claims

Omarosa Gives Interview On ‘Good Morning America’ After White House Exit

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Despite the drama-filled 24 hours that have surrounded her, Omarosa Manigault still managed to head to the Good Morning America studios for a sit-down interview to let the world know her side of why she’s no longer a member of the Trump administration. Apparently, everyone but Omarosa Manigault knows that she was fired from her “never really explained” position in the Trump White House, however that didn’t stop her from going on Good Morning America and telling Michael Strahan her side of things. Reports immediately started flying about Omarosa’s unceremonious exit from the White House, which included being physically escorted off the premises, her cursing and yelling and demanding to speak to Trump before she left. In her first (and very quick) interview since the turn of events, she did what was expected—denied everything and insisted that she resigned to “pursue other opportunities.” This is the same sentiment that was echoed by Trump, as he tweeted and thanked Omarosa for her service. Check out the FULL interview with Omarosa BELOW: EXCLUSIVE: @omarosa to @michaelstrahan : “I resigned and it will be taking place January the 20th when I leave this very interesting administration.” pic.twitter.com/CscDX94VkB — Good Morning America (@GMA) December 14, 2017 Meanwhile, beloved Good Morning America correspondent Robin Roberts had her own unexpected, but totally badass response to Omarosa’s interview—simply stating “Bye, Felicia!” as she quickly discussed Strahan’s interview with the former reality star. Take a look at Robin Roberts reaction BELOW: That amazing moment when @RobinRoberts hits Omarosa with the ‘Bye Felicia!’ pic.twitter.com/gdWDVeStJj — theGrio.com (@theGrio) December 14, 2017 If you are familiar with Omarosa, expect her to announce a book deal soon where she will no doubt reveal lots of tea about her time inside the Trump White House. However, no matter what she does she will still no longer be invited to the cookout.   Check out today’s Top Stories here: Everything You Want And Need To Know About LeToya Luckett’s Couture Wedding Look BEAUTIFUL NEWS: 16-Year-Old Black Student Accepted To Harvard

Omarosa Gives Interview On ‘Good Morning America’ After White House Exit

Will Minnesota Pick A Black Muslim Democrat To Replace Franken?

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A s both parties implode amid charges of sexual harassment and assault , Minnesota may provide a ray of hope for people of color, who have been under attack by the Trump administration. RELATED:  Rep. Keith Ellison: ‘We Were Held In Slavery Longer Than We’ve Been Free’ Keith Ellison , 53,  the first Muslim American elected to the U.S. Congress and the first African-American to represent The North Star State, is said to be under consideration to replace outgoing Sen. Al Franken.  Franken  resigned this week in the midst of allegations of sexual harassment, according to media outlets. But for those of you who do not know, Ellison is a real one. It's time to #DraftKeith ! Keith Ellison authored legislation to tax Wall St., he's an ardent supporter of #MedicareForAll and he fights for workers! Sign the petition for working-class hero @keithellison to fill the empty Senate seat left by Al Franken: https://t.co/7DitRAFgIR pic.twitter.com/4J0KyYlru1 — RoseAnn DeMoro (@RoseAnnDeMoro) December 7, 2017 He was first elected as a U.S. Representative in 2007, and his name was recently floated to be chair of the Democratic National Committee, but he was named deputy to Tom Perez . “Since coming to Congress, he’s been a reliably liberal Democratic vote — he’s campaigned on his opposition to the Iraq War and his support for universal health care, and he’s been a vocal opponent of voter ID laws,” wrote The Washington Post . Before becoming an elected official, he worked as a lawyer with the law firm of  Lindquist & Vennum , specializing in civil rights, employment, and criminal defense law. He then went on to work as executive director of the  Legal Rights Center  in Minneapolis, a non-profit organization that specialized in representing clients living in poverty. He also supported   H.R. 40 , a measure to Study Reparation Proposals for the African-Americans Act, that has been introduced since 1989 by Rep. John Conyers , who recently retired in the widening sexual assault scandal. Under the proposal, Congress examined slavery, its lasting effects, ramifications on future generations, and how the United States should address the issue. He also warned a panel on ABC’s  This Week  about President Donald Trump, when few people saw it coming. Indeed, Ellison seems poised to take up the mantle of the civil rights movement where Conyers left off. SEE ALSO: ‘Insult To The People:’ John Lewis Skipping Civil Rights Museum Debut Due To Trump Here Is How Black Girl Magic & Hip-Hop Helped Sway Atlanta’s Mayoral Race

Will Minnesota Pick A Black Muslim Democrat To Replace Franken?