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Michael Turner Arrested For DUI After MNF

Atlanta Falcons star Michael Turner celebrated his team’s thrashing of the Denver Broncos last night on Monday Night Football by getting arrested for DUI. Turner got popped early this morning, just a few hours after helping his team beat Peyton Manning’s Broncos by rushing for 42 yards and a touchdown. Here’s Turner’s addition to our celebrity mugshots gallery: He was pulled over for speeding (97 in a 65) at 4:06 a.m. Officers detected the presence of alcohol and arrested Turner for driving under the influence. Turner refused to submit to a breathalyzer test. The running back was hauled to Gwinnett County Jail, but was released two hours later on $2,179 bond. No other details on Turner’s DUI arrest were immediately available.

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Lynne blonde bombshell

Lynne is a really cute chick but you know that you would love to join her in the bath to bang her hard as she is posing completely nude for the camera in this photo shoot with her pussy out to play Continue reading

Sophie Turner thong ass

Sophie Turner is one of those gorgeous blonde models that you always see in magazines and here she is wearing a see-through dress so that the paparazzi can see her tight ass in a thong Continue reading

Sophie Turner’s Booty Is Perfection

If you don’t know who Australian model Sophie Turner is, well now I’m sure you’ll never forget her. The girl has the greatest booty in the world! Also, did you know that Sophie is a lawyer? Yes, she made it very clear to me on Twitter that she is. So I’m going to be very careful when I do posts on her. I don’t need a sexual harassment lawsuit. However, Sophie is welcome to rape me violently with that glorious behind whenever she’d like.

Sophie Turner Tweets Some Bikini Goodness

I make fun of Sophie Turner for pretty much being a nobody who somehow gets invited to all kinds of events or parties, probably on the arm of some rich old producer, but in all honesty I kind of like the chick. Listen, she’s a blond, big breasted hottie who likes to get attention by showing off her body. What’s not to like? Here she is giving us a look at some awesome bikini curves in some really sexy Twitter pictures. Now that’s what I like to see.

Kat Graham’s Ridiculous Bikini

Why would someone with a hot little body ruin it with the most ridiculous bikini? Here is Kat Graham having fun at the beach. She won’t be laughing later when she discovers the ugliest tan lines. Such a waste.

Rosie Jones Is Loaded

I don’t read magazines anymore, I don’t really know anybody who does, but if I did I think I’d read Loaded magazine. I know that sounds like an ad, I wish they were actually paying me for this crap, but if they’re going to have pictures of hottie like this, of course I’d read it. Or at least look at the pictures. Here’s Rosie Jones getting all sexed up in her lingerie for a really hot photoshoot the other day. Seriously, I don’t see many words, I’m pretty sure I can handle this.

Sophie Turner Flashes An Awesome Booty

I think you guys all know and appreciate my love of really hot nobodies, they’re the best, so I had to post these pictures. Here’s queen of the hot do-nothings, Sophie Turner , you guessed it, doing nothing on the streets of LA yesterday. Well, that’s not entirely true, she’s doing nothing but give us a great look at that sweet little booty of hers in some tight ass pants. That’s something. The chick is just gorgeous, if she wants to come to my place and do nothing, she’s more than welcome. Call me.

Sophie Turner Is Pure Perfection

I haven’t had my sweet sweet nobody, Sophie Turner , on the site in a long time. I almost forgot just how perfect she is, aside from being unemployed of course. Here she is looking amazing for a night out on the town with the girls. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in that limousine. Can flies masturbate? Anyhow, the woman knows hot to fill out a really tight dress, this is exactly what the dude who designed this outfit had in mind. I have a very special place in my pants heart for this beauty.

Sophie Turner Is Pure Perfection

I haven’t had my sweet sweet nobody, Sophie Turner , on the site in a long time. I almost forgot just how perfect she is, aside from being unemployed of course. Here she is looking amazing for a night out on the town with the girls. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in that limousine. Can flies masturbate? Anyhow, the woman knows hot to fill out a really tight dress, this is exactly what the dude who designed this outfit had in mind. I have a very special place in my pants heart for this beauty.