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Kourtney Kardashian Taunts Scott Disick with Bedroom Photo!

Kourtney Kardashian has flaunted what Scott Disick can’t have anymore before, but she’s usually a little more subtle about it. You know, she’d just happen to be wearing a heart-stopping bikini while out with her kids and then post the photos. Standard stuff. This time, she’s added a little context … and that context is the bedroom . And that’s before the second pic goes way too far. Subtle, girl. Subtle. You know, just one of those “casual,” “carefree” photos of a stunningly beautiful woman, lounging on her back and sticking her legs in the air. The most innocent, normal photo imaginable, right? Like, lots of people flop onto their beds like that, but they don’t pose for photos like that. There was some planning and coordination that went into this. And, again, she’s on a bed in a bedroom with her legs in the air. That’s about as suggestive as it gets without anybody eating a banana in one bite, you know? And that’s not all. Then she makes it super awkward for everyone who doesn’t have a foot fetish. I don’t mean to sound judgy, but ew . Sure, maybe she’s showing off her ankle jewelry or her shoe or whatever … but gross. She has to know that there are countless people with foot fetishes out there. We’ve all typed an actress’ name into Google at some point to settle a debate about what movie they were in, only to see autocomplete horrify us with the suggestion of “feet.” Sure, lots of people have their kinks and some are weirder than others. But somehow the people who scour the internet for photos of Ariana Grande’s feet are weirder to me than people who are into oviposition or whatever. They’re all weird, though. Which begs the question … why in the world would Kourtney throw them this bone? Like, plenty of celebrities take suggestions on what fun photoshoots they should do for social media, and then go “hey wait a minute” when somebody tweets that they should do Instagram videos of them trying on shoes. (Please, stop trying to trick them) Meanwhile, Kourtney’s just feeding the flames. No ankle jewelry, no matter how expensive, is worth that. But, anyway, that first photo has to be directed at Scott, right? Admittedly, we have to wonder if Scott Disick is truly the target, here. On the surface, it makes sense. Thot Disick — Oh, sorry. Scott Disick … — has been making an ass of himself all over the world recently. We know that Kourtney Kardashian is disgusted with Scott for his antics. Particularly when they involve teenage actress Bella Thorne. It had looked like the two had parted ways after Cannes, but now Bella Thorne’s been taking weird bikini photos in his backyard. And then the two of them were spotted attending Lana Del Rey’s birthday party together , because of course they did. On the other hand, however, there’s Kourtney Kardashian’s boy toy , 23-year-old model Younes Bendjima. (And no, it’s not hypocritical for her to judge Scott — Bella isn’t old enough to drink legally while Younes can do everything but rent a car and become President) This could be a photo for his benefit, and not necessarily in a friendly way. Rumor has it that Kourtney’s broken it off with Younes Bendjima . We don’t know for sure if she’s given her dreamy young lover the boot, but It might just be a perception thing, because Kourtney’s been careful to not invite him home to see her kids. She’s super protective of them and she doesn’t want to be like “hey, look at mommy’s new hunky special friend!” They’re still super young and she and Scott have still been doing family vacations, for their sake. So what some might perceive as distance between this couple might be very deliberate and not a sign that the relationship has gone south. In fact, if Kourtney took this photo in a bedroom that Younes hasn’t gotten to visit, she may have posted it for his benefit. Sharing it with the world would be a bit naughty … but some couples are super into that. Ultimately, figuring out which man the photo’s meant for might come down to figuring out whether it’s Scott or Younes who has a foot fetish. Maybe this is for Scott, to remind him what he’s missing. And maybe to show what he can have back if he cleans up his act, since Younes may be out of her life. Maybe this is for Younes, teasing what he can have soon or flaunting what he can’t. Or maybe this is for some unknown third party, or just a thank you to fans who thirst after her day in and day out. All that we really know is that this wasn’t a photoshoot for PETA, because whether the fur on her bed is faux or not, it had some folks up in arms in the comments. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

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Do Ya’ll Accept? Loose-Lipped Trump Appointee Apologizes For Calling Obama A “Kenyan Creampuff”

getty images Oh Really? Senior U.S. Department Official Called Obama A “Kenyan Cream Puff” William C Bradford, director of the Department’s Office of Indian Energy, appointed by Trump, tweeted and deleted some pretty awful comments that are coming back to bite him on the azz. According to The Washington Pos t, he once described Barack Obama as a “Kenyan creampuff”, Mark Zuckerberg as an “arrogant, self-hating Jew” and climate scientists as “cultists” and “nuts”. He was going crazy on twitter with all types of race related slander. Who does that? His whole tweet about Obama in December 2016 read: “I think Obama was given his mission in Tehran long ago, and it suits him just fine. How else can a Kenyan creampuff get ahead,” The Post called him out on his loose lips and he wrote them back, saying sorry. “As a minority and member of the Jewish faith, I sincerely apologise for my disrespectful and offensive comments. These comments are inexcusable and I do not stand by them. Now, as a public servant, I hold myself to a higher standard, and I will work every day to better the lives of all Americans.” Do ya’ll accept?    

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Johnny Depp Apologizes for Donald Trump Death Threat

Johnny Depp owes many people an apology: Amber Heard. His accountant. Anyone who has purchased a ticket to any of his movies in the last five years. But there’s one person to whom Depp has finally been forced to issue a mea culpa, following quite a you-know-what storm created by the actor on Thursday night after he did THIS: Johnny Depp Sort of Threatens Life of Donald Trump Yes, that’s a video of Johnny Depp threatening the life of Donald Trump . Appearing at the Glastonbury Film Festival yesterday, Depp told the crowd that the “press” would likely get a hold of what he was about to say, but… screw it! He was gonna go ahead and say it anyway. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? Depp stupidly asked. The distasteful, borderline illegal remark prompted Depp to be roasted over the Twitter coals (below), while it also elicited a reaction from the White House . “President Trump has condemned violence in all forms and it’s sad that others like Johnny Depp have not followed his lead,” the Trump administration said in a statement this afternoon, adding: “I hope that some of Mr. Depp’s colleagues will speak out against this type of rhetoric as strongly as they would if his comments were directed to a democrat elected official.” It’s hard to disagree with any point made here. With the backlash mounting, Depp came out on Friday and said he was sorry.  “I apologize for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump,” the actor told People . “It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. “I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.” It was pretty clear that Depp regretted the remark as soon as he uttered it. “I want to clarify, I’m not an actor. I lie for a living,” Depp said in an attempt to backtrack, just moments after making his quasi threat last night. But new information has surfaced that makes it clear Depp can’t really be all that sorry. It also makes it clear that Depp may have disdain for Trump, but he’s also had disdain for the office of the President for a very long time now. TMZ has unearthed photos that depict Depp standing in front of the White House and raising his middle finger. There’s also a photo of him picking his nose in the press room, along with tales of how disrespectful he acted in general during a trip to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January of 1988. On hand for a ceremony for the fight against AIDS hosted by President and Nancy Reagan, the then-21 Jump Street star flipped off cameras and made rude gestures during a private White House tour. He reportedly angered the Secret Service when he lit up a cigarette in the Rose Garden at one point and then dared to do so again in the Blue Room. When the time for him to stand in receiving line and meet the President came, agents told Depp he could not participate because he had shown disrespect. We somehow doubt he cared at the time, however. View Slideshow: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Reviews: Savage! Hilarious! It’s therefore official we guess: Pirates of the Caribbean Season 5 was only the second worst thing Johnny Depp has ever done. What a schmuck.

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19 Fathers Who Totally Deserve Their Special Day

Every day may not be Father's Day. But every day is Hilarious Father's Day when it comes to the following parents. Prepare to LOL upon reading through the funniest father Tweets we've come across online… 1. BE CAREFUL! With whatever it is you are doing. Just be careful. 2. Playing Dad It’s just second nature at this point. 3. Hey, No Judgment Here! You’ve got a lot to carry! 4. I Think It’s in the Bathroom… or Living Room… or Backyard And DO IT NOW! 5. Sorry… Sorry… Sorry… …. really, I’m very sorry. 6. Fore Real! It worked for Johnny Carson. View Slideshow

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Kailyn Lowry: Is She Putting Her Unborn Baby at Risk?!

For the past several months — maybe even for the past several years — Kailyn Lowry has been nothing but drama. Seriously, just drama as far as the eye can see. First there was her divorce from Javi Marroquin, which ended in her seeking out a protective order against him after he broke into her house. Then, of course, she got pregnant with Chris Lopez before the divorce was even finalized. Kailyn keeps saying that the pregnancy was planned, but it seems questionable. After all, she’s said many times that Chris doesn’t want anything to do with her now. But regardless, she’s going to welcome her third baby into the world pretty soon now. To celebrate the impending birth, she went on a vacation to Puerto Rico … and that’s where we run into the latest Kailyn scandal. According to the CDC, pregnant women should not travel to Puerto Rico. Period. Because of Zika. If a pregnant woman contracts the Zika virus, the fetus can suffer some severe birth defects. The woman can also get violently ill, which can also put the fetus at risk. In addition to the virus, Kailyn has also said several times that her current pregnancy is high risk. She hasn’t released a definite due date, but based on the time line she’s given us, it sounds like she’s due in about a month. Is it really safe for her to be flying right now? We’re not Kailyn’s doctors, of course, and we don’t presume to know more about her body or about her pregnancy than she does. But it does seem like an unnecessary risk to go to Puerto Rico while so very, very pregnant. It sounds like she’s not done taking those kinds of risks either — she’s said that she’s planned another vacation, this one to St. Thomas, before the baby is born. St. Thomas is in the Virgin Islands, which is another place the CDC advises pregnant women to avoid. After all, better to be safe than to contract the Zika virus. Though Kailyn doesn’t seem concerned, her social media followers definitely are. “Aren’t you worried about Zika?” one person asked, “The first thing they say is not to travel to those areas and countries especially if you’re pregnant … be very careful!” Another wrote “Yikes. Not trying to hate at all but I’d be concerned about Zika. It definitely depends on where you’re at but not something to mess around with.” But Kailyn, much like Jill Duggar , clearly isn’t that concerned. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

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Amanda Bynes Was High AF When She Asked Drake To Murk Her Monkey, But She Meant It!

Amanda Bynes Is Making A Hollywood Comeback Remember when Amanda Bynes downward spiral seemed like it would never stop? She was walking around wearing wigs and dermal piercings and tweeting about wanting Drake to murder her vagina? Well Amanda’s lawyer says she’s been sober now for three years and she definitely seems much better a new interview with Hollyscoop’s Diana Madison. In the interview Bynes addresses her tweet where she asked Drake to murder her vagina saying: “I actually wasn’t being insincere. I was like saying murder my vagina. I was serious, but I was also on drugs, so that was my way of saying like, ‘Let’s do it man.’ But I was on drugs and trying to be hilarious,” she continued. “He’s hot! What does that even mean? It just means, like, ‘F–k me, Drake!’” Bynes also spoke on her admiration for Blac Chyna : “I stole her look,” she said. “I was getting the micro dermals in my cheeks because she had them. I thought they looked super hot on her. … I’m a fan of hers. She’s adorable. She’s a cutie pie.” Bynes told Madison she has been taking classes at FIDM but has plans to get back into acting. Are you rooting for an Amanda Bynes comeback or are you done with her after all her crazy past antics? SplashNews

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This Could Be Interesting: Pumpkin Bisque POTUS Says He’ll Swear Under Oath That Comey Is Lying

Image via Getty/Drew Angerer/Chip Somodevilla Trump Says He Will Give Sworn Testimony Refuting Comey’s Allegations Yesterday’s political circus felt like a pivotal NBA Finals game considering how the NBA Finals have gone this year. James Comey’s sworn testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee charged that Donald Trump is a liar, a defaming demagogue and an all around untrustworthy person. None of which is a surprise to anyone with at least 1 eye and 1 ear. However, that hasn’t stopped the euphemistically truth-bending Cheeto-In-Chief from fighting back against what many consider a forthright testimony from Comey. According to CNN , Donald is ready to swear to God to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth as well: “One hundred percent,” Trump said when asked about his willingness to deliver sworn testimony. He adamantly denied Comey’s claims that he asked him to end the FBI’s investigation into national security adviser Michael Flynn. “I didn’t say that,” Trump said. The burnt sienna blowhard also refused to comment about the “tapes” he hinted at in his ominous-as-oatmeal tweet about the former director of the FBI several weeks ago. “I’ll tell you about that sometime in the very near future,” Trump said. Asked again, Trump said: “I’m not hinting anything. I will tell you over a very short period of time.” No need to get our hopes up quite yet, but the more Trump tweets, talks and rants, the better. From what we’ve seen thus far, he’s more than capable of incriminating himself.

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Kylie Jenner Strips Down to Promote Lip Kit, Torture Tyga

It’s been almost three months since Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up  for the 47th and final time, and it seems that Kylizzle is having no trouble leaving her Z-list ex in the past. According to various sources, Kylie is dating Travis Scott these days and the couple is reportedly moving at breakneck speed. But Kylie is still a member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, which means she’s comprised of roughly 85-90% pettiness. So when the opportunity to remind an ex of what he’s missing out on arises, you better believe Kylie’s gonna take it. That’s a photo from Kylie’s latest ad campaign for her famous, eponymous lip kits . Words fail us at times like these, so we’ll simply quote America’s current poet laureate Kendrick Lamar, who once remarked, “Damn.” Racy Kylie Jenner selfies are pretty much a daily occurrence on Instagram, but this is some next-level sh-t. Not only is a lot of skin even by Kylie standards, what we’re looking at her is no mere selfie. For starters, it’s the work of a professional photographer, which means a lot more thought went into than the typical ‘Gram post. On top of that, it’s intended to promote Kylie’s lip kits, and we can’t help but notice that lips aren’t really the focal point here. The whole thing has led many fans to the conclusion that the photo was inspired more by a desire to torture T-Raww than a need to promote Kylie’s already wildly popular cosmetics. Kylie emulates her older sisters in many ways, and she’s likely learned a lot by Kourtney Kardashians subtle acts of revenge against Scott Disick. After years of being used, neglected, and manipulated by the Lord, Kourtney decided to launch psychological warfare with unusually risque selfies as her only weapon. Which means Scott loses and the rest of the world wins. So is Kylie taking a page from her older sister’s playbook here? We may never know. All we can do is hope she sticks with this tactic. Oh, and that Tyga doesn’t go off the deep end quite as badly as Scott did. That’s never fun to watch. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection

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Kathy Griffin: Donald Trump is Ruining My Life!

A few days ago, as you've surely heard by now, Kathy Griffin released some images from a photo shoot she did with Tyler Shields. In the most scandalous photos, Kathy was holding a model of what looked like Donald Trump's bloody decapitated head . It did not go over well. In one fell swoop, she managed to piss off the entire internet — and she even deeply disturbed Trump and his family. She was fired from a few gigs , dragged all to hell in the media, both traditional and social … it was bad. And though she released a video apologizing for the photo shortly after it was published, today she did a press conference addressing the ongoing controversy. In the conference, which Kathy did alongside her lawyer, she was very emotional, and at one point, she even broke down. “I don't think I will have a career after this,” she said. “I think he … I'm going to be honest, he broke me. He broke me, and then I was like, 'No, this isn't right.'” She said that she was sincere in her original apology, but that she feels that Trump and his team are trying to turn the controversy into a distraction . About her CNN firing, she said it was “sad” and “hurtful.” “There's a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me, and I'm just hear to say that's wrong,” she continued. “You don't have to like me, but you shouldn't silence a comic.” She also pointed out how strange it is that the President of the United States is going after, in her words, “D-list comedian Kathy Griffin.” As she said in her apology, she did cross a line with the photo, but she still feels like the backlash is extreme. After all, she's hardly the first famous person to criticize Trump in such a brutal way , but she's the first to get destroyed over it. Check out the press conference in the video below:

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Khloe Kardashian: My Friends Are SNAKES and THIEVES!

Subtweeting is usually about someone having bad manners or letting someone know that you know. It isn’t usually about crime . But Khloe Kardashian shot out some tweets about a friend stealing from her … and is straight-up asking if she should go to the police. “What would you do if you found out a friend was stealing from you?” That was her tweet, seemingly out of nowhere, on Thursday. But that wasn’t the end of what she had to say. “Would you cut off the friendship and let God handle it? Or would you go the legal route?” That was her second tweet, a clear follow-up to the first. We know that the Kardashians subscribe to a very specific sort of Christianity, and we can respect that as much as we can respect anything about the Kardashians, but simply cutting off a friendship won’t stop them from stealing from the next person, you know? She did clarify that she did not mean her friend, actress  Malika Haqq , who had been named in some of the response tweets. “No, guys! Malika is my sister! Never ever ever! We ride for life.” “Way TOO many shady people in the world. The grass is cut LOW. I see a few snakes.” It’s a little unclear if that last one is talking more about the unnamed, “hypothetical” thief … or the responses that she was getting on Twitter. Maybe both. You know, if pregnancy rumors about Khloe and Tristan Thompson are true, this could be the hormones talking. But maybe not. The strangest part of all of that is the bit about going to the police, right? For most of us, Twitter is a great way to keep up with friends in real time, follow the news, have occasional brushes with celebrities, and make what we will of the occasional  covfefe . But for Khloe, it’s apparently a place to ask for legal advice. But we think that we know what was going on there, and she wasn’t really asking for advice. Because anyone who might have actually been stealing from her would probably want to stop at that point. Being caught is scary enough, but police involvement would be so much work. Hell, they might even break off the friendship themselves out of fear that Khloe would turn them in. The true purpose of subtweeting isn’t to share your situation with others, it’s to have your tweets read by their unnamed subject. Khloe was sending a clear message. If we hear that she’s called the cops on somebody, we’ll know for sure that it wasn’t received. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Gym Selfies

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