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Instant Classic: Funniest Tweets & Memes From BET’s “New Edition Story”

Hilarious Tweets/Memes From The New Edition Story Everyone’s STILL buzzing over BET’s dazzling 3-part New Edition Story that exceeded all expectations with delicious nostalgia, sparkly wigs and hilariously memeable moments currently shattering the internet. Hit the flip for the funniest tweets/memes from the 3-part New Edition Story.

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Nayhoooo! The Wildest, Funniest Reactions To The New Edition Finale

New Edition Finale Reactions Although we’ve come…to the ennnnnnd of the road. Wait, wrong group. Sorry. The third and final night of the New Edition trilogy came and went and we were all in our emotions over it. It was a great three days of television that seemed to indicate a resurgence in BET. And also…hilarious reactions. Me pulling up on the timeline tonight for this New Edition finale pic.twitter.com/otdD4xwlJi — Sad & Moody (@BosNaud) January 27, 2017 That’s right. The best reactions are back. So let’s take a look and get ready to watch all the reruns when they re-air it any day now.

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Doomsday Clock Reset as Atomic Scientists Warn of Apocalypse

Been a rough year so far, right? You could probably go for a bit of good news amidst all the talk of border walls, Muslim bans, and Mary Tyler Moore getting cast in that big sitcom in the sky? Well, we hate to break it you (although you really should’ve figured it out from the headline), but you’ve come to the wrong place! Doomsday Clock Moves Closer to Midnight In case you’re not familiar with the Doomsday Clock, rest assured that it’s every bit as terrifying as it sounds. Started in 1947 by  The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists’ Science and Security Board (If that’s too much to remember, just think, “really smart people.”), the clock is meant to serve as a indicator of how close we are to the end of the world. Today, it inched forward 30 seconds, bringing it to 11:57:30, the closest it’s been to midnight since 1953, when both the U.S. and Soviet Union tested hydrogen bombs. (In case symbolism isn’t your strong suit, midnight on the Doomsday Clock equals ka-blooey.) Today’s move has been described as “unprecedented,” and not surprisingly, it has more than a little to do with the election of Donald Trump . “Make no mistake, this has been a difficult year,” Rachel Bronson, executive director and publisher of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists In its official statement about how colossally f–ked we all are, the board had this to say: ” Over the course of 2016, the global security landscape darkened as the international community failed to come effectively to grips with humanity’s most pressing existential threats, nuclear weapons and climate change … “This already-threatening world situation was the backdrop for a rise in strident nationalism worldwide in 2016, including in a U.S. presidential campaign during which the eventual victor, Donald Trump, made disturbing comments about the use and proliferation of nuclear weapons and expressed disbelief in the overwhelming scientific consensus on climate change .” So there you have it folks.  We’re a little bit closer to the end of the world, and darn it, if those pesky Russians aren’t involved again. It’s been all down with them since Yakov Smirnoff blew up, but electing their brutal dictator’s BFF as our president probably didn’t help matters. But hey, at least those of you live along our southern border will have a big, dumb $14 billion monument to racism to look as it as your face melts off! View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President

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In Orangey Dummy News: Trump Announced That He’s Building His Big Dumb Wall & Twitter Erupted

The Internet Vs. Trump’s Big Dumb Wall It’s only Day 5 of Trump’s already disastrous Presidency and he’s determined to drag America into the orangey pits of debt Hell by building his big dumb wall (after claiming he wouldn’t build the big dumb wall) in yet another terrifying moment that has everyone other than loyal Trumpers on edge. Hit the flip for the latest horrible Trumnp moment that broke Twitter.

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In Orangey Dummy News: Trump Announced That He’s Building His Big Dumb Wall & Twitter Erupted

In Orangey Dummy News: Trump Announced That He’s Building His Big Dumb Wall & Twitter Erupted

The Internet Vs. Trump’s Big Dumb Wall It’s only Day 5 of Trump’s already disastrous Presidency and he’s determined to drag America into the orangey pits of debt Hell by building his big dumb wall (after claiming he wouldn’t build the big dumb wall) in yet another terrifying moment that has everyone other than loyal Trumpers on edge. Hit the flip for the latest horrible Trumnp moment that broke Twitter.

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In Orangey Dummy News: Trump Announced That He’s Building His Big Dumb Wall & Twitter Erupted

Kailyn Lowry Complains About New Relationship: He’s Stringing Me Along!

It’s been seven months since we first learned that  Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin are getting divorced , and by the standards of a reality show split, the whole thing has been relatively drama-free. Sure, Kailyn seemed less than thrilled when Javi started dating someone new , but that’s to be expected. And now it looks as though despite her initial difficulties with letting go, Kailyn is moving on herself. Unfortunately, as Javi learned when he broke up with Cassie Bucka , rebound relationships can be tough. If her latest tweets are any indication, it seems Kailyn is having a tough time with her new relationship. “Can someone tell me why people will do relationship things with someone but claim they don’t want a relationship?” Kailyn tweeted yesterday. When a fan replied, “Everyone wants the perks of a relationship, but no one wants the commitment,” Kailyn answered: “Right cause they wanna do dirty sh*t on the low lol.” Another fan offered this explanation: “BC he’s waiting for something better to come along. You’re the side girl before there was even a main girl.” Kailyn replied: “I feel like that’s saying ‘I like you enough to act like your gf/bf until someone who might be better comes along.'” Yeesh. Sounds to us like Kailyn might be taking this one a bit too personally. We’re not sure what she means by “relationship stuff” or “benefits,” but it sounds like a pretty standard situation where one person is looking for a booty call situation and the other is holding out for a situation. The booty call party very rarely has his or her mind changed, so if the relationship person isn’t cool with that. they should probably just move on. And by that we mean, move on from the relationship, not from anything else. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life You see there’s been talk lately of Kailyn quitting Teen Mom 2 , and we’d like to once again discourage her from considering that option. We understand that right now fans are a bit too focused on your divorce, girl, but that’ll pass. Plus, having to get a real job after becoming rich and famous in your teens would totally suck ass.

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Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, the President-elect of the United State’s alleged fondness for golden showers made news last week, thanks to a Buzzfeed News report that Russia had damaging footage showing Donald Trump engaging in some pee play with a pair of Russian hookers. You know it was a big deal, because the day after the report was released, Trump forgot to postpone his press conference and was forced to actually talk to the reporters he’s been dodging like he used to dodge his creditors. Of course, instead of shooting down the accusations in a level-headed fashion and addressing other pressing matters, Trump basically just stood next to a pile of blank papers and bellowed “Fake news!” at anyone he disagreed with. Fortunately, while Trump might be reluctant to discuss the scandal, his comrade from another mom-rade, Brosef Stalin himself, Vladimir Putin, is more than happy to share his thoughts about his nation’s top-notch prostitutes. Putin is also no big fan of press conferences, but he climbed off his horse and buttoned his Brooks Brothers to speak with reporters at the Kremlin on Tuesday. Not surprisingly, he defended Trump. Even better, it seems he’s taking a page from his buffoonish Western counterpart’s playbook, using over-the-top The Onion quotables to gaslight a skeptical electorate. “I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world,” Putin said, when asked about the saucy minxes of Mother Russia. Putin added that he finds it hard to believe that Trump would have to resort to pausing prostitutes, since the guy’s surrounded by sexy dames all the time: “[Trump is] a grown man, and secondly he’s someone who has been involved with beauty contests for many years and has met the most beautiful women in the world,” said the Russian president. “People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all.” So if you’re keeping score at home, our president-elect has been accused of ” perverted sexual acts ” fourteen times in the last four months, but it’s okay, because the allegedly murderous despot in charge of a hostile foreign power has his back, and thinks our media is a bunch of whores. And you thought 2016 was ridiculous! 2017’s got a full bladder and it’s all set to hose last year down with a steaming stream of sadness. View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President

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Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, the President-elect of the United State’s alleged fondness for golden showers made news last week, thanks to a Buzzfeed News report that Russia had damaging footage showing Donald Trump engaging in some pee play with a pair of Russian hookers. You know it was a big deal, because the day after the report was released, Trump forgot to postpone his press conference and was forced to actually talk to the reporters he’s been dodging like he used to dodge his creditors. Of course, instead of shooting down the accusations in a level-headed fashion and addressing other pressing matters, Trump basically just stood next to a pile of blank papers and bellowed “Fake news!” at anyone he disagreed with. Fortunately, while Trump might be reluctant to discuss the scandal, his comrade from another mom-rade, Brosef Stalin himself, Vladimir Putin, is more than happy to share his thoughts about his nation’s top-notch prostitutes. Putin is also no big fan of press conferences, but he climbed off his horse and buttoned his Brooks Brothers to speak with reporters at the Kremlin on Tuesday. Not surprisingly, he defended Trump. Even better, it seems he’s taking a page from his buffoonish Western counterpart’s playbook, using over-the-top The Onion quotables to gaslight a skeptical electorate. “I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world,” Putin said, when asked about the saucy minxes of Mother Russia. Putin added that he finds it hard to believe that Trump would have to resort to pausing prostitutes, since the guy’s surrounded by sexy dames all the time: “[Trump is] a grown man, and secondly he’s someone who has been involved with beauty contests for many years and has met the most beautiful women in the world,” said the Russian president. “People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all.” So if you’re keeping score at home, our president-elect has been accused of ” perverted sexual acts ” fourteen times in the last four months, but it’s okay, because the allegedly murderous despot in charge of a hostile foreign power has his back, and thinks our media is a bunch of whores. And you thought 2016 was ridiculous! 2017’s got a full bladder and it’s all set to hose last year down with a steaming stream of sadness. View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President

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Rob Schneider: BLASTED for Martin Luther King-John Lewis Tweet

Rob Schneider is an expert as many things: Making bad movies. Making terrible movies. Making historically unfunny and pathetic excuses for movies. But Schneider does not appear to be a Civil Rights expert, as evidenced by a Tweet that has landed the “actor” in scalding hot water. On Monday, Schneider felt a need to lecture Georgia Congressman John Lewis on some American history, most notably the way Martin Luther King Jr. lived his legendary life. Lewis, of course, has been in the news of late because he has said he will NOT attend Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20. The politician said last week that he doesn’t consider Trump to be a “legitimate president,” based on intelligence reports that confirm Russia hacked into this year’s election, with the intention of helping Trump defeat Hillary Clinton. In response to that decision and assessment, Trump went off on Lews via Twitter. “Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart (not to mention crime infested) rather than falsely complaining about the election results,” the President-Elect wrote, adding: “All talk, talk, talk – no action or results. Sad!” This Tweet is racist, misguided and ridiculous. Lewis literally marched alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and was arrested on many occasions while fighting for civil rights in the 1960s. You’d be hard-pressed to find a politician who has accomplished more or taken more action than John Lewis. But such lack of logic, intelligence and sympathy is to be expected from Trump. We guess it should have been expected from the actor best known for having portrayed Deuce Bigalow, too. This is what Schneider wrote yesterday on social media: “Rep. Lewis. You are a great person. But Dr. King didn’t give in to his anger or his hurt. That is how he accomplished & won Civil Rights.” Lewis – who has served as the U.S. Representative for Georgia’s 5th congressional district since 1987 – was with King on the day of the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom in 1963. He also famously marched with King during the 1965 march from Selma to Montgomery. And yet Rob Schneider ( Rob Schneider !) somehow felt qualified to lecture Lewis on what King did and thought. Fortunately, Twitter users also saw the irony and felt the anger as a result of this Tweet. “Rob Scheider [sic] lecturing anyone on anything is offensive, much less John Lewis on MLK Day. #facepalm,” one person wrote online, while another added: “As if rob schneider and his entire shtick as a sidekick to Adam Sandler career wasn’t embarrassing enough.” There was also this amazing takedown, which pointed to all the times Schneider played characters that were nothing but ethnic and racial stereotypes: Schneider is yet to respond to this onslaught of criticism. We’d say it would be good for his career if he did so, but let’s be honest: Rob Scheider has not had any kind of career in a very long time. If this was his attempt to simply make some news and to see his name in a headline for the first time in years, then well done, Rob! Mission accomplished! Now you may return to sticking your lips as far up Sandler’s butt as they can go. You’re an idiot. View Slideshow: 19 Stupidest Celebrity Tweets of 2016

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Rob Schneider: BLASTED for Martin Luther King-John Lewis Tweet

Rob Schneider: BLASTED for Martin Luther King-John Lewis Tweet

Rob Schneider is an expert as many things: Making bad movies. Making terrible movies. Making historically unfunny and pathetic excuses for movies. But Schneider does not appear to be a Civil Rights expert, as evidenced by a Tweet that has landed the “actor” in scalding hot water. On Monday, Schneider felt a need to lecture Georgia Congressman John Lewis on some American history, most notably the way Martin Luther King Jr. lived his legendary life. Lewis, of course, has been in the news of late because he has said he will NOT attend Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20. The politician said last week that he doesn’t consider Trump to be a “legitimate president,” based on intelligence reports that confirm Russia hacked into this year’s election, with the intention of helping Trump defeat Hillary Clinton. In response to that decision and assessment, Trump went off on Lews via Twitter. “Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart (not to mention crime infested) rather than falsely complaining about the election results,” the President-Elect wrote, adding: “All talk, talk, talk – no action or results. Sad!” This Tweet is racist, misguided and ridiculous. Lewis literally marched alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and was arrested on many occasions while fighting for civil rights in the 1960s. You’d be hard-pressed to find a politician who has accomplished more or taken more action than John Lewis. But such lack of logic, intelligence and sympathy is to be expected from Trump. We guess it should have been expected from the actor best known for having portrayed Deuce Bigalow, too. This is what Schneider wrote yesterday on social media: “Rep. Lewis. You are a great person. But Dr. King didn’t give in to his anger or his hurt. That is how he accomplished & won Civil Rights.” Lewis – who has served as the U.S. Representative for Georgia’s 5th congressional district since 1987 – was with King on the day of the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom in 1963. He also famously marched with King during the 1965 march from Selma to Montgomery. And yet Rob Schneider ( Rob Schneider !) somehow felt qualified to lecture Lewis on what King did and thought. Fortunately, Twitter users also saw the irony and felt the anger as a result of this Tweet. “Rob Scheider [sic] lecturing anyone on anything is offensive, much less John Lewis on MLK Day. #facepalm,” one person wrote online, while another added: “As if rob schneider and his entire shtick as a sidekick to Adam Sandler career wasn’t embarrassing enough.” There was also this amazing takedown, which pointed to all the times Schneider played characters that were nothing but ethnic and racial stereotypes: Schneider is yet to respond to this onslaught of criticism. We’d say it would be good for his career if he did so, but let’s be honest: Rob Scheider has not had any kind of career in a very long time. If this was his attempt to simply make some news and to see his name in a headline for the first time in years, then well done, Rob! Mission accomplished! Now you may return to sticking your lips as far up Sandler’s butt as they can go. You’re an idiot. View Slideshow: 19 Stupidest Celebrity Tweets of 2016

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Rob Schneider: BLASTED for Martin Luther King-John Lewis Tweet