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Trolls Retaliate After Rogue Critic Ruins Vampires Suck’s Precious 0% Approval Rating

RIP film culture, c. 1891 – 2010. It has come to this: Saddened and aggrieved by one critic’s approval of the once-unanimously loathed parody flick Vampires Suck , a troll militia has descended with their machetes and asthma inhalers to express its outrage. They are a fearsome, vengeful lot, and admittedly quite amusing once you get past the whole wrong-side-of-history thing. Taste the bile after the jump.

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Exclusive Vampires Suck Clip: This is What It Feels Like for Taylor Lautner to Go Shirtless

The sight of Taylor Lautner’s bare chest in Twilight may have the power to break world squealing records or turn Harry Knowles momentarily bi-curious , but doesn’t it all feel a little…obligatory? Even Eclipse had to acknowledge that Lautner’s shirtlessness was starting to reach the heights of self-parody, and now, here comes flat-out parody Vampires Suck to finish the job.

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Spotted Together: Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas!

Might Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas be an item after all? Last month, sources said the hunky singer was smitten with the actress, though they also confirmed that Greene didn’t reciprocate those feelings. In fact, insiders linked the Twilight Saga star to random actor Brock Kelly . We haven’t heard much about either Joe or Ashley’s love life since, but photographic evidence proves they’ve at least been hanging out. Yesterday, the celebs were spotted getting coffee together in Los Angeles. Did they need caffeine because they were up all night making love? Anything is possible! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face. I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you…. Pics via Fame

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Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

Ashley Greene Does the Gym of the Day

All eyes are on Ashley Greene and instead of doing something worth having people talk about, she just went to the gym with her pants semi jacked in her pussy…I think she’s getting too confident that no matter what she does, people will notice and talk about, which is too bad, because security is the one thing that keeps a vagina in lockdown, while insecurity spreads the shit all over the fucking town….and unfortunately for us, this twilight shit isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we’ll have to wait til her star dims and her eagerness to get work gets her eager to get naked, both on the casting couch and in the paparazzi….when girls are at their peak and all things are going their way…they are pretty much at their worst….Just wait and see Ashley Greene when all this ends, she will be singing a very different tune…thru her vag. Pics via Fame

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Weekend Receipts: Despicable Dethrones Eclipse

As we make the clubhouse turn into the dog days of summer, it seems like we have ourselves our first bonafide surprise hit of the summer. Despicable Me made a stunning debut at number one, giving success-starved Universal Studios a small taste of the good life. Bumped down to number two are the glittery, goo-goo-eyed gang of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse , while Predators comes into at number three. Here are your weekend receipts.

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Vampires Suck Trailer: Yes, the Spoof Guys Finally Got to Twilight

What’s even more inevitable than another iteration of the Law & Order franchise? Another spoof movie from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo who’ve turned what really should have been three-minute Funny or Die videos into the feature-length Epic Movie, Disaster Movie , and Date Movie . Their latest is Vampires Suck (but how will I know that it’s a spoof if it isn’t called Vampire Movie ?), and the very first joke of the trailer is directly ripped off from Twilight with Cheeseburgers , so you know we’re in good hands here.

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Will ‘Eclipse’ Beat ‘New Moon’ At The Box Office?

‘New Moon’ had a stronger first six days, but ‘Eclipse’ might have more staying power. By Eric Ditzian Robert Pattinson in “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” Photo: Summit From the woods of Forks, Washington, to the executive suites of Summit Entertainment, all involved in “Eclipse” have to be applauding their efforts on the third installment of the “Twilight” franchise. The film opened to the largest six-day haul of any movie this year — $175.3 million — after getting a jump on the Fourth of July weekend with a Wednesday release. Yet that applause is surely tempered somewhat, as “Eclipse” failed to out-gross “New Moon,” its series predecessor, which opened last fall with $178.9 million in box-office receipts over six days. While there can be no exact comparisons between the initial performances of each film, since “New Moon” opened on Friday, all eyes are going to focus on the ultimate question: Will “Eclipse” defeat “New Moon” at the box office? “It has a real shot at beating ‘New Moon,’ and that’s after ‘New Moon’ set the bar so high,” said Paul Dergarabedian, president of Hollywood.com ‘s box office division. ” ‘Twilight’ fever is so intense that it burns bright at the front, and then it inevitably slows down. But the movie has good word of mouth, and it should hang in there.” “New Moon” finished up its theatrical run with $296.6 million, and as Box Office Mojo points out, 48 percent of that total came on its opening weekend, making it the most front-loaded blockbuster ever. What that means is Twilighters hit theaters early — and, in many cases, often — and “New Moon” simply couldn’t sustain its audience enough to crack the upper echelon of all-time top grossing flicks (it dropped a staggering 70 percent in its second weekend). Similarly, fans came out in droves for “Eclipse,” and it remains to be seen if the film can avoid such a precipitous second-weekend fall. Here’s where the movie’s summer release date and IMAX screenings come into play. Unlike “New Moon,” “Eclipse” opened on 193 IMAX theaters, raking in nearly $9 million in premium ticket prices, according to The Hollywood Reporter. What’s more, Summit is counting on stronger weekday grosses for “Eclipse” than for “New Moon,” which opened while the school year was still in full swing. If “Eclipse” can outperform “New Moon” from Monday to Friday, it could be well-positioned to top the $300 million threshold. “Summer was a great idea, as the target audience is more available, plus more males are coming out than before,” said Gitesh Pandya of Box Office Guru . “Expectations were sky-high, and I’d say it met them. Next weekend’s drop will be large, but midweek sales will be solid.” Complicating matters somewhat is the fact that “Eclipse” opened just seven months after “New Moon,” and according to Box Office Mojo, “No franchise on record has gone unscathed by such a short window.” Perhaps until now. And a lot of the credit could be due to the film’s target audience of women, who are often overlooked by studios during a season devoted to explosion-heavy blockbusters. “It should not be lost on us that this is female-driven and it’s not just the boys of summer that keep the box office running,” said Dergarabedian, noting that the opening weekend audience was 65 percent female. “It’s also the girls, and they’ve come out in support of ‘Eclipse’ in droves.” Do you think “Eclipse” will eclipse the success of “New Moon” at the box office? Share your thoughts in the comments! Check out everything we’ve got on “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Videos ‘Eclipse’ Hits New York City Related Photos ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ “Eclipse” Premieres In Los Angeles

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Final Tally: Eclipse Opening Weekend Just Off New Moon, Spider-Man 2 Pace

If breaking records is all you care about when it comes to box office, then Eclipse isn’t the movie for you. Despite owning three — opening on more screens than any other film in history and breaking the records for midnight screenings and Wednesday gross — the third Twilight film didn’t have enough gas in its tank to surpass Spider-Man 2 over Fourth of July weekend. What a failure! Of course, there is the matter of the millions and millions of dollars that Eclipse has earned thus far, which makes that pedantic record seem kinda moot.

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Final Tally: Eclipse Opening Weekend Just Off New Moon, Spider-Man 2 Pace