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Google’s CEO Has Scary Ideas For Children [The Way We Live Now]

Eric Schmidt ‘s apparently trying to become tech’s creepiest executive. The Google CEO outlined his dystopian vision of the future, in which children change their names at adulthood to escape damning online dossiers — dossiers of the sort stored by Google. More

Mad Men: Out of Focus Group [Recaps]

Our Mad Men had some big news and small victories as everyone decided between a traditional married life and the adventure of going it alone in a brave new world. Every decision will probably lead to disaster eventually. More

Was Tila Tequila Attacked with Feces by Raging Juggalos? [Fameballs]

People outside of the Midwest may not know what a Juggalo is. Trust us, they are amazing creatures. But was microcelebrity Tila Tequila really attacked at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois with piss, shit and bricks last night? More

Is This the Beginning of the End for Folk Hero Steven Slater? [Heroes]

With a slide down an inflatable chute , a new star flickered to life on Monday. Five days later, disgruntled steward Steven Slater ‘s star is waning: Video of his walk-off was disappointing, and his dissenters grow . Is this our hero’s end? More

Be Thankful Your Friday the 13th Wasn’t as Bad as This [Superstitions]

We see you sitting there at your computer, so smug that you survived the curse of yet another Friday the 13th . You should be thankful that something disastrous didn’t happen. Look at all the terrors there are in the world! More

Inside the Weird World of Justin Bieber Micro-Gossip [The Internets]

Internet fandom has existed since the dawn of the Internet. But Justin Bieber ‘s fans have pioneered a strange new form: Justin Bieber micro-gossip, which painstakingly chronicles the obscure controversies and characters only a true Belieber can follow. More

Meet Dan Quayle’s Very Weird Kid [Meet Your Candidates]

Former Vice President Dan Quayle ‘s son, Ben, is running for Congress in Arizona, where he lives with his imaginary children . Remember how Dan Quayle was famously airheaded? Well, as Ben’s campaign progresses, it’s becoming obvious that he inherited that gene. More

The Old Person’s Guide to YouTube Superstar Fred [Guides]

Hello, Old Person. Would you like to be annoyed and confused? Let’s talk about the chipmunk-voiced YouTube phenomenon known as ‘Fred’. He has a new movie coming out, and all the kids are going to be talking about it. More

Hello, I’m an Idiot Who Thought Vitaminwater Was Healthy [Idiots]

Hello, My name is Dumbass McGee. I was reading the Huffington’s Post today and was completely surprised by this article which said Vitaminwater is not healthy, even though the name of the product has “Vitamin” in it! Help? More

Real Housewives of D.C.: The Goat Rodeo [Recaps]

Well, that happened. Bravo unrolled its fifth entry in their wildly successful reality franchise and it was, well, something of a death knell, methinks. For the series, for DC, for women in general. It was just plumb awful, wasn’t it? More