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Conan O’Brien Is Living in the Past [Video]

Conan O’Brien debuted his new TBS show last night. The only jokes he made were about getting fired by NBC. It was like a first date with a guy who only talks about what a bitch his ex-girlfriend is. Enough! More

Gossip Girl: You’ll Get Yours in the End [Video]

Oh my god this show is still on. Still on! After all those twists and turns and lover’s burns, it soldiers on. Despite everything, it believes it is still interesting at heart. More

Postal Worker Secretly Films Customer’s Racist Rant [Video]

Things got ugly when a black mail carrier refused to take back a letter he’d delivered to a lady in Hingham, Mass. She went on a racist rant and slapped him. He secretly taped it all on his cell phone. More

Columbia Writing Professor Sends World’s Haughtiest Email to Former Students [Academia]

Janette Turner Hospital is the author of Orpheus Lost and other books, and a professor at Columbia. She sent MFA students at her old school, the University of South Carolina, the following note about their inferiority. It is amazing. More

Deranged Attorney General Harassing ‘Radical Gay’ Student Body President [Creeps]

For months, Andrew Shirvell , an assistant attorney general for Michigan, has been writing the blog “Chris Armstrong Watch,” devoted to attacking the University of Michigan’s gay student assembly president with homophobic and other horrible slurs. What is wrong with him? More

Lindsay Lohan Is Going Back to Jail [Breaking]

Lindsay Lohan clearly thought she was getting off easy today, but after admitting to failing a drug test—thereby breaking her probation—the troubled starlet has been ordered to go back to jail. Now. The judge revoked her bail. More

I Was Just Struck By Lightning [Tales]

I’m going to break character for a second and tell you something about myself: I was just struck by lightning. A nearby lightning strike sent a power surge through my outlet, into my computer and up my arm. More

On This Day, Republicans Make a Pledge to America [Midterms]

Here we go, America! House Republicans have finally leaked their long-promised platform for the midterm elections, called the “Pledge to America.” They’re formally unveiling it today at a Virginia hardware store. Let’s do a quick lil’ run-through, shall we? More

How Twitter Hatched a Virus That Reached the White House [Hackers]

It’s safe to return to Twitter. The microblogging service has successfully blocked the virus that crippled Twitter.com earlier today. So how was Twitter brought to its knees? Through an amateur coding error reported to the company over a month ago. More

How to Become the Next Great Pundit [Field Guide]

The Washington Post hasn’t had much luck with its own crappy Op-Ed columnists , so the paper’s launching another contest to find ” America’s Next Great Pundit .” As a public service, we’ve assembled this surefire guide to scoring this low-paid, part-time gig. More