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Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

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Human Trafficked Girl of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This bitch should have been thankful that they recruited her to be human trafficked, because at least she got some male attention and sex, when she otherwise wouldn’t. I don’t really buy this bullshit story about being raped and extorted by telling her they would show her parents, I think she got a taste for cock and liked it, because this bitch isn’t from some Eastern European trying to escape the country for citizenship in America , or some Asian kid who was kidnapped for ladyboy sex in Thailand, she some eager suburban girl who got looped into some bullshit that they are calling Human Trafficking when really it’s just fucking old school prostitution….and prostitution, no matter what you call it…is porn to me…

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Kristen Stewart is Horrible Looking of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I should be putting Kristen Stewart on the death watch because she looks like she’s on some kind of drugs and is about to fucking die. I know this grimey disgusting stinky pussy look is her thing, but I have seen gutter street kids yelling at the brick wall while trying to clean out their crack pipe, look better and healthier than this…. I knew she was not all that good looking to begin with and that she was cast in Twilight so that all the ugly girls of America wouldn’t feel alienated by her looks and could relate and fantasize to the love story that made them all have their first teen orgasm ever, making Twilight actually pornographic material designed for teenage girls…. while taking an already ugly thing and give up on it turning it into some kind of greasy wreck of a thing you’d expect to find in a gutter, unhealthy and skinny and week makes Kristen Stewart actually pornographic material for me…but that’s just because I like my masturbation to involve girls who are ugly enough to be attainable and weak enough to be unable to run when I’ve got them cornered…I’m a romantic like that. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny. What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her…. Pics via Bauer

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Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be. Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry’s Shitty Body of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry has the body that only a homo could like and by the looks of her gut, it looks like her homo may have liked her a little too much, cuz bitch has got to be pregnant. I know Katy Perry has a history of being fat and awkward looking, and I know that no one cares about how she finally successfully tricked a motherfucker with no taste to drop load in her and have it stick, but I never turn down the chance to check out a pregnant girls ass. There are a few reason why pregnant chicks are better than non pregnant chicks and those reasons are – if you fuck her you can’t get her pregnant since she’s already been done, you don’t have to deal with her bullshit cuz she’ll take that home to her baby daddy and most importantly her titties swell, along with the rest of her, but if you get her in the first trimester, she just looks like she had too much to eat at the Chinese buffet… Either way, here’s some Pregnant Katy Perry bullshit pictures….on this, the most Romantic weekend of the year, that is also the most depressing weekend of the year, and the weekend that bedding pussy is the easiest of the year…. Pics via Bauer

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Your Ugly Snow Shovel

Posted on January 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Neighbor looks up another neighbor in the Email directory to complain about his ugly snow shovel being left out. I can just hear the complainers voice, I bet it sounds like like Bill Lumbergh from “Office Space”.

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Mischa Barton…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what’s going on here. We’ve established bitch has given up on life without actually giving up on life and further proof wasn’t really needed to demonstrate how hurting she actually is but I just couldn’t help myself…I guess this is like a goodbye to all the masturbation material she has provided over the years, even though the only scene worth masturbating to over the years was the under the bed as the dead, puke covered girl who fucked with her dad enough to piss off her mom in the Sixth Sense….

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Jayde Nicole is Really Not That Hot in Fishnets of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person and she’s not as hot as any of the idiots feeding her ego think she is. Sure she did Playboy when she was 18 and all the other 18 year old girls were too busy in school and losing their virginities to get implants and take nude pics and that alone got her Playmate of the year, something I really don’t think takes all that much to have happen, especially when you’re not the conventional stripper trash with the Playboy tattoo, but more the whore Canadian who knows it’s an easy way to Hollywood

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