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Movieline Live Blogs The 70th Annual Golden Globes Awards

Welcome to Movieline’s live coverage of the 70th Annual Golden Globes Awards. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler should be out any minute now, and we’ll keep you updated on the good, the bad and the ugly after the jump.

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Erin Heatherton Bikini Pics of the Day

My man Leonardo DiCaprio’s hired new model pussy Erin Heatherton…the new star of Victoria’s Secret…cuz her body is fucking amazing…and her klout score probably high…thanks to having had A-Lister cock in her….when he can have his A-Lister cock in anything…and probably was putting his A-Lister cock in anything while putting his A-Lister cock in her and pretending they were exclusive cuz he was paid by Victoria’s Secret to help market their girls….and cuz girls like A-Lister’s giving them attention and let A-Listers do whatever they want as to not ruin what they have with the A-Lister….cuz A-Lister cock…comes all kind of perks…and I’m not talking about the probable STDs…I’m talking the A-Lister life of fucking luxury…. The story is they broke up….but the good news is that this Erin Heatherton is now an A-List model and can get all those perks on her fucking own….not to mention she can lure more A-Lister cock in…cuz she played this shit right…I appreciate her hustle…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lea Michele Doesn’t Look Like Lea Michele in Marie Claire of the Day

Lea Michele has proven in January’s Marie Claire magazine…that with the right hair person, make-up person, photographer, and digital re-toucher….she can be made to look like someone who isn’t her…you know soften out those tranny features she’s tried to correct with surgery…cuz she doesn’t like being the ugly leading lady on a show about freaks who can sing…that she doesn’t realize was cast to showcase how the Glee club is for fucking losers…while the hot chicks are busy sucking off the football team and/or not being on the fucking Glee club….because all the hype and attention they got around the show…kinda distracted from the simple fact that her mangled up face was in fact meant to be the ugly leading lady….so the demographic of losers buy into the shit….but Marie Claire, with her vagina hugging ONSIE, have pulled through, and made her into something I would probably fuck, not that I wouldn’t have fucked her before, but I wouldn’t like to admit that I would have….like I don’t like admitting I’d fuck trannies if I was drunk enough and their tits were big enough…. Point being…she looks kinda good and all you weirdos who were into her before, can send these around to all your friend who laughed at you for admitting were into her….redemption.

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Denise Helms Being Investigated By Secret Service After Calling Obama N-Word And Threatening Assassination “I’m Not Racist!” [Video]

This ugly bird obviously hasn’t missed a single meal in over 4 years, but is complaining about what? If this Becky is “assassinated” would you all shed a tear? “The United States Secret Service is investigating a Turlock woman over a post she made, using the N-word, about President Obama on Facebook.” youtube 40news

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Jennifer Lopez in her Bikini of the Day

I’m hardly surprised to see J.Lo in a bikini, covering her shitty parts, cuz she’s in her 40s…but I am still surprised she won People’s Most Beautiful people, I mean before remembering that everything is fucking paid for and staged in a marketing campaign, it’s just too subtle for the average person to grasp, cuz the average person is an idiot and likely believes she’s the most beautiful person, even though, as you’ll notice in these bikini pics, she definitely fucking isn’t…. Yay… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day

It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror…. Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking…. Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit…. Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”…. I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Tight Clothes Edition of the Day

I only do the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate that she won a hottest starlet award a few years ago…cuz if you look at her you know there’s very little “Hot” about her….at least not her face… But with the teasing from the blog world, and an eagerness to have at least one redeeming quality, she had a nose job that didn’t really change the weirdness of her face…if anything it made it worse…so she hit the gym and with gym comes tight body..and with tight body…comes a lesser importance on her ugly face…cuz no one’s looking at it….making her plastic surgery nose job almost a waste of money, all she needed was that gym membership she had to get anyway, something I’m sure she didn’t realize when getting the nose job, but girls are retarded when it comes to insecurity and go under the knife for shit that doesn’t even bother us in the grand scheme of their ugly…because we’re looking at their tight body.. If you know what I mean…

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Chiara Atik is the Miserable Fucking Cunt of the Day

This troll is Chiara Atik. She’s some trying to be snarky cuz she’s ugly New York “writer” who lives off her parents trying to get her career on track and who wishes she could be like the bitches on Sex and the City, but she’s just too fucking ugly for that. This is her Ugly Cunt Bio….. A playwright and blogger from San Diego, California, and a graduate of NYU’s Department of Dramatic Writing. Chiara prides herself on being able to secretly text message without ever taking her phone out of her pocket or breaking eye contact. She is also the (self-proclaimed) world’s leading expert on The Sound Of Music. We all know the good thing about miserable, monster looking bitches, who clearly can’t afford cosmetic dental surgery or a gym membership is that they put out, hoping that maybe one motherfucker will accidentally knock them up and be forced to stick around….but they never do…they just ignore her calls and pretend shit never happened….which is good for her cuz she can channel it into her inspired blogs that my uneducated French stepdaughter could do a better job writing….It also allows her to run to her fag friend, cuz straight guys smell her ugly desperation from a mile away, to complain about the one night stands that never pan out, knowing her miserable life would be so much better if only her fag wasn’t gay. Send this ugly pig a message of facebook , maybe donate 5 dollars for her new teeth fund, she’ll probably try marry you, cuz that’s just what this kind of 3 week old kitchen fucking garbage nobody wants of a person does….but I think you should just encourage her to kill herself by making her feel like the worthless human I know she knows she is…because behind this fake smile is a sad girl who looks in the mirror and sees just how ugly she is…and who knows how she’s failed as a person on so many level…and that this act isn’t going to last for ever..and her sucking at life is just gonna make her throw in the fucking towel…. Chiara Atik. Thank god you work behind your computer, because Halloween only comes one day a year and the market for Goblins isn’t so lucrative….and no one pays for feces…..You are the ugly pussy of the day. No body wants you and your career is a joke cuz no one reads what you write since no one takes ugly people seriously. You don’t exist. Kill yourself. UPDATE: Apparently her name “Atik” was given to her because that’s where she was found after her biological parents locked her in an attic for the first 10 years of her life, and really, if that came out of my womb, I’d do the same. SECOND UPDATE: The reason for this post is because this bitch tried to bring down a dear friend of mine, and when people fuck with my friends, I do everything in my power to lead them to suicide. She is not good at her job. I’ll leave it at that.

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Rumer Willis Needs Plastic Surgery of the Day

When is Rumer Willis going to take her mother’s lead and get her fucking face fixed, cuz seriously, she harldly looks human….she is all lopsided and shit making me wonder what thef fuck Demi Moore did to her when she was in the womb…I’m thinking coat hanger.

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Ugly Gwenyth Paltrow Thanks Nepotism for her Career of the Day

I never found Gwenyth Paltrow hot. So when she married her Coldplay singer and went into hiding in order to live her hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist life. I was happy…. But apparently Gwenyth Paltrow has crawled out of her cave and started to make appearances because she’s in Iron Man 2…..like any hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist would… Today she was on The View wearing this outfit where she was talking about how she trained 6 days a week for 1.5 hours a day and watched what she ate in preperation for this outfit and the funny thing is that I don’t think it would make a difference, cuz fat or not bitch is only getting work and only has a career cuz of her connected family members, so she’s should stop bothering trying and accept the fact that skinny or not she’s still ugly….a last name goes a long way…and apparently so does this Iron Man franchise cuz everyone is freaking out about the shit and really who gives a fuck or get excited about this shit…or about her…cuz she’s old, washed-up and ugly and in shorts…good times. Pics via Bauer

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