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What In The Name Of God Was Warner Bros. Thinking When It Gave Zack Snyder The Superman Keys?

Posted on March 28, 2011 by | Leave a comment

So, let’s say you’re Warner Bros. studios. Despite being an anthropomorphic conglomeration, life is pretty good for you. Your massively profitable Harry Potter series is about to come to a conclusion, but you’ve got a lot of bullets left in your gun: After making one of the highest grossing movies in the world with Dark Knight , Christopher Nolan made you money AND prestige with Inception — and he’s about to make another Batman movie. You’ve got a possible new superhero franchise with Green Lantern . And you own the movie rights to Superman, possibly the most iconic character in history behind Mickey Mouse and Jesus Christ — so why would you give it to the man who keeps cranking out hyperkinetic failure after failure?

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Samurai Obliterate An Entire Army in Trailer For Takashi Miike’s 13 Assassins

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Given that previous films from Japanese shock cinema master Takashi Miike ( Ichi the Killer , Audition ) have featured title screens written in semen, explicit homages to the conclusion of The Grapes of Wrath and uh, the entire earth exploding, the trailer for 13 Assassins actually looks kind of tame. But that’s like saying David Lynch’s Blue Velvet looks “normal” compared to Inland Empire .

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Uma Thurman Teases Tarantino’s New Script: It’s a ‘Southern,’ Not a Western

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During the press rounds for The Ceremony , Uma Thurman dropped an update of sorts on that Quentin Tarantino Spaghetti Western that was reported last month. According to her, it’s actually not going to be a Western, but a “Southern.” No word yet about the spaghetti.

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Uma Getting Married: The Ceremony Trailer is a Tweerific Affair

Posted on February 4, 2011 by | Leave a comment

You’d watch Henry Winkler in just about anything, wouldn’t you? Children’s Hospital ? Arrested Development ? Joanie Tolerates Fonzie ? Anything. Well, Winkler’s son Max is a freshman director whose first film Ceremony pairs Uma Thurman with a bunch of up-and-coming funny actors. Let’s watch the trailer and see if young Max can revitalize “wedding crashing” as a comic subgenre without jumping the shark. Ha Ha .

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Uma Thurman Old and Sloppy Tit of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was never a fan of Uma Thurman. There was never anything hot about her, except maybe her big tits, but like all things attached to a woman, they age and end up sloppy as fuck….but I have a feeling that your comic book loving, virgin, tit loving cuz you weren’t breast fed and haven’t played with enough tits, seeing the real deal Uma Thurman is far more exhilerating than the Kill Bill action figure you’ve been stuffing into your ass the last Monday for the last three years, cuz Tuesday is for Rose McGowan, Wednesday Rosario Dawson, Thursday for Sarah Michelle Gellar and the rest of the week is for the other women you see in movies who your delusional ass thinks you are married to because you stapled her pics to your bed….. Pics via Fame

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Bel Ami First Look: Robert Pattinson Gets Steamy with Uma Thurman

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As this exclusive look at Eclipse depicts, Edward and Bella spend some time in bed during this Twilight Saga installment. But we have troubling news for Kristen Stewart: you aren’t the only actress Robert Pattinson gets steamy with on screen. Protagonist Pictures has released a sexy still from its upcoming film, Bel Ami . It features Pattinson and his new leading lady, Uma Thurman. Fans of Bella and Edward might wanna turn away right about now… Bel Ami won’t hit theaters until 2011. In it, Pattinson portrays Georges Duroy, a man who sleeps his way to the top in Paris and manipulates the city’s most influential and wealthy women. Thurman, meanwhile, plays Madeleine Forestier. She’s one of the females fortunate enough to get seduced by Robert. Any reader out there wanna trade places with her?

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Uma Thurman’s Newest Indignity: Forced to Audition for Role Given to Winona Ryder

Posted on April 6, 2010 by | Leave a comment

As far as I’m concerned, Uma Thurman earned her lifetime pass a long time ago: Pulp Fiction, Gattaca, Kill Bill , done, you’re enshrined in the pantheon, congrats all around. Unfortunately, Hollywood doesn’t feel the same way. On the heels of the weird glee people took when Thurman’s obscure indie Motherhood tanked in the U.K. (because how a film does in one British theater is now very important!) comes a dispiriting report from EW that mentions exactly how Thurman lost a role to Winona Ryder in Ron Howard’s upcoming Cheaters :