Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is bigger than an aneorexic girl’s leg as fuck… There is no way that she’s not part or a result of Nazi Germany’s attempt to create the master race through breeding and genetic modification because at 100…this isn’t normal…maybe good work done..but I prefer NAZI conspiracy theories…NEW WORLD ORDER… The post Heidi Klum on a Yacht in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is bigger than an aneorexic girl’s leg as fuck… There is no way that she’s not part or a result of Nazi Germany’s attempt to create the master race through breeding and genetic modification because at 100…this isn’t normal…maybe good work done..but I prefer NAZI conspiracy theories…NEW WORLD ORDER… The post Heidi Klum on a Yacht in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here are a couple of pictures of rich trash that are both overrated “it girls” for whatever reason – getting paid by big athletic brands to be caught by the paparazzi leaving their houses in NYC – because it’s good marketing…. Gigi and her cameltoe for Reebok.. Bella and her fake jog that is really a job or part of campaign for Nike…look at how SWEATY and out of breath she looks…REAL fitness…that Nike is pumping millions of dollars into RIGHT here…an athlete…who doesn’t do fitness….idiots. How are they going to even look at each other at Thanksgiving with this kind of rivalry…. Gigi will throw the Turkey at Bella, calling her a coat tail rider, while neither of them really care because they don’t eat, they just like cigarettes and diet cokes…or is one into pepsi while the other drinks coke…leading to more family feuds…while her dad finger bangs some model on the table…as three others wait their turn…magic wallet fingers…and the mom continues to teach the girls how to whore themselves..but showing them hot to pose in their underwear for their social media….like she did the other day… The stress these kids go through…so rough….at least you know they think it is…but it’s all for good…not evil..you know…if you consider rich kids who do nothing with their lives or for the world “good”…when really that vapid, garbage materialistic behavior is really just evil….. The post Bella Hadid VS Gigi Hadid in Black Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Audrina Patridge wants you to remember who she is…because in her heart of hearts she doesn’t think of herself in the same way the rest of the world who still remember her think of her…a one hit wonder reality show piece of shit who isn’t even that hot…but who is fit… She thinks of herself as a mom, a social media personality who was able to leverage her reality show fame back when that shit kind of mattered, she was spoiled, got fake tits at 16, was from one of those households…so accepting that she’s nothing but garbage that won some kind of lottery is probably difficult… So to get that feeling of mattering, people caring, hoping that the tabloids pick up her post baby body…she’s staged paparazzi pics and they are not hot…but they happened and that is better than nothing…or is it? I don’t know it’s all bullshit to me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Reality Show Garbage Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know if I’ve ever done a post on Brooke Shields before, considering I’m pretty sure she was considered washed-up by the time I started this site. But I’m always willing to make an exception for any hottie looking to restart her career by posing in her underwear. So here’s Brooke looking pretty damn good for over 50 in something called Social Life Magazine . And who knows, maybe she’s got a promising second career as a hot cougar after this. She’s definitely got the support of me and the Little Tuna at least.
There was a time when you had to cut out the nipples or crotches of a girl you wanted to see naked’s clothing, in order to see what you wanted to see, like her nipples and crotches when she was wearing said clothing… Or you’d be crafty and spill water on her white t-shirt, or will a rainstorm, or push her into a creek, brook, or river….just to get that level of sheer you needed.. I remember being even more clever about this shit, using something I learned that watching Bob Vila…I’d get a fine grain sand paper and slowly sand away the nipples or crotch or ass of a girl’s clothing so that when it was pulled on over her, the fabric would be thinned out and sheer.. Now bitches are doing it for us…they just wear the sheer clothing…knowingly, willingly, and I guess it makes for a lazy group of men who don’t need to drill holes in walls, or pry mouldings open to see through to the shower, or crawl in crawl spaces to get a vantage point through a vent in the floor or ceiling…it’s just being handed out like Candy on Halloween, and I love Halloween….despite the reward being less work, the reward is still there, because we all love Halloween…excessiveness…greed…laziness…so that you girls like Bella Thorne…feeding us what we want. The post Bella Thorne’s See Through “Enough” Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you haven’t jerked off to Heather Graham, than you have no business being on this site, because you aren’t from the right generation, where you’d jerk off to Boogie Nights for her tits, bush and all other things good about Heather Graham in an early 2000s era when you could still jerk off to the internet, you know when blogs like this started popping up… That was a long time ago, and this girl, who was everywhere thanks to her big tits, in an era when that mattered because we didn’t have social media, thus making her tons of money… Well, apparently, she’s trying to get a younger audience, by doing the shameless bikini selfies, despite being 50…and I’m all for it…if staying current and finding new fans comes with half nakedness…I’ll watch. The post Heather Graham Not Too Old for Shameless Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Yoo Young Kyu is some photographer I think…and these are his pics of hot Korean chicks… I like Korean BBQ… I like K-Pop videos…like a horrible flash back from the 90s…. I don’t love the way the Korean women turn old and fat…because they all seem to turn fat….but I like them in their prime…and these girls are right in their prime.. I’ve been loving Asian girls lately..it’s been a bit of an obsession and I can’t believe I’ve never banged an Asia…probably because I don’t know any Asians, but that’s not the point, the point is that I keep going crazy for Asians…whether they are in the park…or walking…. Just the other day I was watching a couple of Asians in tight shorts bending over doing Tai Chi or some other Asian shit…and I was staring at these little asian asses, not caring that they were either 75 years old or 12…. Then, later that day…I saw Asian with big tits…and thought, damn hormones in the food do something right… and I will forever be into Asian…from aging well, to disciplined, to coding, to medicine, to engineering, to playing classical music…ALL good things.. The post Yoo Young Kyu and Some Asian Girls for W Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hailey Baldwin is an aspiring Jenner and Hadid….so she’s on her best behavior anytime they invite her to hang out, hoping they will invite her to hang out again, because having the Hadids and the Jenners let you into their bullshit existence, that is pretty lucrative. I am all for a vapid cunts existing….when they are rich and monetizing…basically trolling everyone into buying into their nonsense… I just know there’s some weird social dynamic or hierarchy of using each other, because you know they likely hate each other, but have some weird connection… And ultimately, it’s pretty weird that I am trying to analyze why Stephen Baldwin, the least important Baldwin’s STD is up to, what her shamelessness mean, what her end goal in trying to get famous, or paid is…maybe she doesn’t want to be a joke like her dad.. Who knows or cares, it’s just must be pretty exciting to have people actually care about you, when your own parents don’t, they are too busy being into themselves…but luckily in their narcissism they taught all these whores just how to be exploited….yet come out on top…you know…make it work for you because this all a bunch of nonsense, so you should try to come out on top…even if this one is Third or fourth wrung on the ladder of important garbage. Here she is showing some Tan Lines posing with some New Jersey license plates because she’s pretty much some SNOOKI trash, just a scaled down, rich kid version… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailey Baldwin Tan Lines / Bikini Jump / Posing with a New Jersey Plate of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women. That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he. I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows… The post Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
