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J.Lo Nipple of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure…J.Lo’s old lady nipple that she brought out on purpose, probably because she’s feeling insecure pushing 50, despite that pile of money that keeps compounding, because that latin fever shit she was part of is forever, these latin bitches don’t forget anything and stay committed to the cause, and their people, even if they are overrated garbage like J.Lo….she’s the beacon of hope…and her mom nipple…still worth sticking in your ass…a move not nearly used enough in porn… The post J.Lo Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood thanks to having a huge set of tits that people wanted to stare at…coupled with being a fetish with that accent….who was unlike most Mexican women because she had a neck…you know unlike the breeders you had experienced at the Taco food truck, or at your hotel as a chambermaid, never quite making you want to surprise them with your erection…..like Salma Hayek did…..because she was glamorous and beautiful, rich and connected, with a body that film directors and producers wanted to pay to be around…. Well even in her old age, she’s got a waist to hip ratio / fat ass, that scientifically proven to make you cum to her fertility – despite being old enough to be menopause… I dig this walk away, it’s kinda the only way I get to appreciate women as I am a slow walker… The post Salma Hayek Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian See Through Outfit of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian wore a see through outfit because of course she did, she’s Kim Kardashian and broadcasting her tits to the world is pretty much what she does when she feels in need of some media attention, some paparazzi coverage, to remind people that she still exists, that she is still shameless, that she is empowered as she makes her billions off brands who support trash…it’s just what she does… Not to mention, OJ getting out is a great new storyline for the family to take, so you know they are all giving each other handjobs, or maybe just jerking off Bruce’s cock they have as a table centerpiece cuz they are nuts…to celebrate the new found interest in them as they continue to exploit.. I mean they must be on the DECLINE finally…they are so fucking boring…aren’t people bored yet….PLEASE…be bored.. Big tits…though. The post Kim Kardashian See Through Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heather Graham Humping her Bike Seat of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Graham posted these pictures of her riding a bike seat aggressively, like a horny girl pressing up against your leg on public transit, or against the pool jet, or against pretty much anything, because that’s how girls get off..CLITORAL stimulation….and it reminds me of two things… The first that Heather Graham still exists…those awesome Boogie Night tits and push…I’ll forever appreciate her contribution to cinema… THe second, that a girl I talk to cums from horse back riding, so she goes horseback riding often, and I wonder if it is considered beastiality….because it’s not the horse getting her off, it’s the vibrations the horse makes…you know…important questions we need answers to… Right.. The post Heather Graham Humping her Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Magdalena Frackowiak Bikini WHoring of the DAy

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, bread lines, and a love for contraband levis jeans and Michael Jackson… Which I guess isn’t comedy at all…but I figure when you’re not a funny person and you don’t find things funny…you commentary is not going to be funny… I will say that she was on VS contract for a while, she may still be, and they were paying her something like 750k….which is fucking nuts since no one really knows who Madga is…even after seeing her tits…or maybe that is why we don’t care about Magda…. Yet for some reason, I am posting her instagram content…like it matters…interesting…but not at all…a lot like my life, the site, etc. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Bikini WHoring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Topless Julianne Hough and Her Canadian Hockey Husband are Lame of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cheesy dancing incestuous Julianne Hough…WHO? Exactly….shoulda been a stripper, but she got on TV instead…weird…and that show became really successful because fat trash on disability love watching mobile people dance in competition….and now she’s an “actress”….and most recently a Hockey Wife….with a Hockey player from Canada who likes to post pictures of his TV dancer price…since it’s better than ending up with a stripper…even if she’s all Disney-ed up and cheesy as fuck… They are on their honeymoon, and to further the cheese, they posted some edgy and exciting topless pics…that was missing one important thing…his dick in her… Don’t they know anything about Honeymoons..take the Pam and Tommy school of Honeymoon…they are made for FUCKING now cheesy instagram posts…you fucking assholes.. The post Topless Julianne Hough and Her Canadian Hockey Husband are Lame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sharon Stone in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a spread legged Sharon Stone unlike the Sharon Stone I used to pause the VHS of Basic Instinct while spread legged…..to stare at her hot actress pussy in the early 90s…. But rather an older, expired, Sharon Stone, who I would still go down on just to taste all the wonderful places that pussy has been, you know for the story.. She’s 60…and pretty good for 60…something I’ve rarely said…because some menopausal women allow you to see the benefits of menopause…like cumming in them at all times… and I assume it’s from not having kids, but apparently she’s got 3 kids…so it’s just from being a vain, superficial, model from the 70s…and some humans are better than others.. The post Sharon Stone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joy Corrigan is Miami’s own South Florida dream with a ridiculous body and huge fake tits – who gets enough catalog work to secure some rich Miami friends to date.. She must be pretty fucking excited that it is SWIM WEEK…the FASHION WEEK OF SWIM…because she gets to show the actual models around, you know to her stomping grounds, a local….who no one takes the Miami Based models as serious as the New York Based models…MODEL WARS…. Whether they are low level garbage catalog girls too scared to make the move, or over paid trash, they look good half naked in bikinis, that’s why they get paid by people and boyfriends, and that’s what matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Old Lady Aniston Still Doing the Titty Thing of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old Lady Aniston who wears slutty outfits from the 90s because those were the glory days for nipples….and is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are Still nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Lady Aniston Still Doing the Titty Thing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Nipple Grabbing Dick of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Scherzinger has such a broken down face – but how good are these shameless pics for the paparazzi of her rubbing some gay dude dick – who I assume fucks her because she’s got a dick and is a man not that gay dudes historically like trannies, trannies are more designed for straight dudes who are confused or closet cases…. He’s probably one of her back-up dancers, on some K-Fed Shit, might as well suck it up and fuck her ass like she’s a dude because this is a good life…a real good life…she’s rich for being a mainstream stripper…WEIRD. Real good…that’s how good they are… Here’s her nipple… The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Nipple Grabbing Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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