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Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At one point in time, not that long ago, Xenia Deli was the model who’s deli meat I wanted to eat….you know squeeze that shit between my fingers and make it look like a fucking sandwich…. I was one of her biggest advocates, I campaigned for her, I went to bat for her, I celebrated her and I would say “WHY INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT XENIA DELI”….you see because she was so hot, yet unable to secure some mainstream success…but like the Moldavian she is, she turned to sex work, fell in love with a billionaire as these things happen, and now does shoots to seem like she’s not a mooch, despite being a mooch, as she knows sex workers must maintain… Apparently she’s only 26, I mean that looks like some kind of lie on her papers when she escaped communism…her ass is sagging, her discipline isn’t there, because you give a bitch that billionaire life..and they start slacking… Here she in on the beach regardless…and she’s not dead yet, in fact she’s way more expensive now…luxurious and exclusive… Here she is with another hooker named Sandra Kubica…. Here is a video of her looking good in the ocean…. Here she is with her Sugar Daddy / Billionaire Husband….who clearly doesn’t fuck around. Here she is with a homeless guy, keeping it real, in what I consider a great pic… That’s been enough Xenia Deli…..for the day. The post Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Creepy Hermione Corfield Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know who Hermione Corfield is – but she’s in a bunch of movies I would never fucking see – ever – but that pay pretty well…like XXX and King Arthur and a whole lot of other shit, including but not limited to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Mission impossible…garbage.. I do think she looks creepy in these pics, at some event, like some ghost child you’d find in your attic, basement or under your bed, that you’d want to have ghost sex with, beause it’s better than just jerking off…. She’s 23, despite looking 12, so it’s safe. She’s pretty shitty at INSTAGRAM But it is better to be a HERMI than a HERPE….TRUE STORY. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Creepy Hermione Corfield Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

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Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid… So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart…. Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats…. The post Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day

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I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister. I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part… I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lia Marie Johnson Gets Naked of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week… Here she is at CIRQUE School She posted a nude to the internet… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo… She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works… But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting nudes…..fighting the oppressing…the struggle…whatever the fuck this is….it’s young girls making too much money for their opinion they think people care about…even though it doesn’t matter…her following makes her think otherwise… THAT said her nude is ok though, step in the right direction, definitely… The post Lia Marie Johnson Gets Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day

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Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage… She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less… The post Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Couple Having Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man Has Car Sex in Parking Lot.. Woman VS Puddle Attention Walmart Shoppers Coffin Hits Two Men in a Grave The Story of my Life High School Fight Woman Beaten and Robbed in NY Employees VS Rats… The post Couple Having Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

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Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Pelas See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsey Pelas has nipples. I know what you’re thinking, how does a tit so big have nipples, it just doesn’t make any sense, or maybe you’re thinking who the fuck is Lindsay Pelas, because I am still not sure, or maybe you’re just wallowing in self hatred because you have a case of Mondays…WHO KNOWS….but there are nipples on these tits I’ve assumed you have seen, because there’s not way bitch hasn’t been keep these things hidden all these years on SOCIAL media that would just be cruel, cockteasing, and the wrong way to maximize exposure as a monster titty model…right..RIGHT…right.. The post Lindsey Pelas See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rose Bertram See Through of the Day

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Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty… Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose Bertram See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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