Hilary Duff posted a little workout selfie, which worked out nicely for Soul Cycle, assuming the people following Hilary Duff aren’t just pervert dudes looking to see her sweaty cleavage because they used to jerk off to her when she was child star exploited by her parents…the way all kids should… And that they are people who appreciate her fitness, despite being thick as fuck, which I guess is in, with tree trunk strong legs, that are good at lifting things, like fridges…and taking abuse…like gangbangs…the thigns thick girls do…. The post Hilary Duff Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I forgot that after Bar Refaeli and before 100 other Victoria’s Secret models and some Sports Illustrated models…Leo Dicaprio had unprotected sex with this one…Erin Heatherton…because since being dropped by VS for being fat, eating her feelings after realizing her LEO marketing hustle didn’t pan out….we all forgot who she was…but she’s back, she’s out, the paparazzi where there…all to showcase her dumpy model ass…because body positivity or some shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Grows into Her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio… She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini. These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work. The post Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crazy ROad Rage – Dude Takes On Two Assholes Naked man at the Met Gala – Outfit SUV vs Bar Teacher KNocked Out During Brawl Woman Hits Herself with Fallen Sprinkler for Phony Workers Comp Gas Clerk Getting Stabbed Man With a Breast on his Back Naked Czech Guy Goes to the Store Girl Falls Off Amusement Ride and TAkes Out Two Ladies Weirdest Goldberg Machine 3 People Ejected from Bus When it Loses Wheels.. The post Paper in Ass Cheeks Challenge Makes me Happy and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ruby O Fee is everything… She’s apparently from Costa Rica, living in Germany, even though it is supposed to be the other way around. The Nazis are supposed to move to Central America to hide, not the other way around… She’s 21, she moved to Berlin in 2008, she has been in movies or TV show, or who the fuck cares…shes’ got massive tits and I love her.. I beleive she’s going places, magical places, and that’s likely nude often in cinema…she’s Euro that’s how it works…and when built like this..it’s the only reason you get the roles.. I think she is the future, but I could be blinded by the tits. She has a really shitty instagram….when built like this porn it up girl…but at least she dresses slutty to events… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are some pics from her garbage IG… The post Ruby O Fee is a Good Time of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if this is actually Sienna Miller’s leaked nudes, but if they are, they are the best nudes I have ever seen in the history of nudes… I am guessing that that is some lifelike mask of some Ben Stiller motherfucker who I guess she’s sexting and making a joke with….as she poses in traditional slutty porny glamour model poses…something all girls can do…with her mom tits out… It is on a level of different, brilliant, unique, fun and I wish girls I sexted with were this funny and weird….not because I like tits to a man face, but because I like people just having a good time, while getting naked…instead of being all broken about it…because I guess some girls have made it in life ,like Sienna Miller, allowing them to be as silly as they want… I am a fan, but then again I’ve always thought she was great, despite the Herpes I assume she’s got…you know Hollywood types from the UK have to try even harder than Hollywood types from Hollywood and they’ve all got herpes…every last one of them… The post Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Montana Fishburne is amazing… She is the Laurence Fishburne daughter and failed sex tape star we grew to love and forgot about, because some celebrity daughters take the right route, like this one, while others become Hailey Baldwin or some shit… She was pulled over for a DUI, found with an open bottle of booze in her car, but the highlight isn’t when she tells the cop to let her off because they are both Latino and Donald Trump means they must stay together… The Highlight of the video is when she takes a pee on the side of the road…and the cop just allows it…because what the fuck are you really going to do…when a girl pulls her underwear off and calls herself a ratchet… This is what I want all Celeb daughters to be, gutter, porn acting, mentally unstable, criminal record holding….queens… Fuck that “MET GALA”…all the other bratty kids go, this is where things should be…broken, empty, daddy was too busy and famous, this is how I try to get his attention, shit…PERFECT… TO SEE HER SEX TAPE TRAILER OR CLIP : CLICK HERE MAGICAL MAGIC… The post Montana Fishburne Arrest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby…. Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want… Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner… But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now…. COVER GIRL!! Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success… The post Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan… She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really…. She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical.. The post Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I missed the Demi Moore Nipple slip – because I really didn’t care to post some old haggard plastic surgery ridden 60 year old’s nipple that she probably doesn’t even feel, sneaking out of her dress because these things happen and it’s just a tit, not her natural tit, but it’s still a tit within her….and a nipple stapled onto her… BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WILL MISS THE EVER IMPORTANT ELSA PATAKY PANTY FLASH… I just don’t know who Elsa Pataky is… The post Elsa Pataky Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
