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Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist…. And those people are me… But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives…. I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy… But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why… All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered The post Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits of the Day

I generally avoid doing posts on Abigail Ratchford but she’s got monster tits, dudes follow her, and she’s available to fuck if you have enough money to pay her rates, so I shouldn’t be ignoring her monster titty and apparently ass – existence…as it probably chases after black athletes…I should be celebrating her, even working with her by selling her out to perverts for a commission….that would be the smart thing to do…plus I’d negotiate seeing her tits in the deal….because I’m a solid sales dude…. She’s in Miami, a hot spot for clients during MUSIC CONFERENCE because bitch must like EDM or the cheesy rich dudes that come with it…and in turn cum in her…ratchet. The post Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day

Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this… Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process.. Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about… I just like that her name rhymes with cunt. If you don’t like that here’s Karlie Kloss Beach Shoot because she’s another one of Taylor Swift’s puppets! The post Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day

Mariah Carey is on a quest for attention – it’s obviously a midlife crisis or a diversion from her singing career…pollute all she’s accomplished with busting out her tits, in see through shirt, intentionally, as an empowered woman or feminist, or crazy person who knows she can sing, has all the money from singing, but doesn’t know if she’s still hot enough to be jerked off to like she was in her old Music Videso…or if she’s just a haggard washed up weak chin pushing 40 trying desperately to be jerked off to… I mean why else has the last 6 months of her as a single mom been about her tits, I mean maybe her entire career was about her tits and I was just blinded or deafened by her angelic and annoying voice….and I guess what it comes down to is that tits are great….even when they are on rich and famous cunts who you know are annoying to be around…because they are still tits…being used for attention…the way tits are supposed to be used. The post Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Long Overrated Legs for a Brand of the Day

Another scammer in the grand scheme of this social media runs the world – world that we live in – is Gigi Hadid – who thanks to the Kardashians and her family money and ability to spark the general interest in her with marketing budgets – has become what I am sure she considers an “it girl”…it’s probably something she masturabtes to while she counts all the money the idiot brands throw at her – because she’s not already rich enough – and she doesn’t already live a good fucking life thanks to her parents – and instead of hiring a hotter version of her who is middle class or poor – they just continue to feed this one, this ego, this “personal brand”…and it’s all so fucking stupid…. There are so many hot chicks in the world, why we need a vapid rich cunt who buys her career yet still commands huge money even though she should be doing it for free as that’s the caliber model she ACTUALLY is – if you were to see her on the street and not factor in her following, family, friends and past clients… But instead of finding those girls or being creative in their marketing, brands are like “throw money at the cunt with all the money, she must be good enough or she must convert, let’s do it”…. It makes no sense to me, it’s laziness, but it happened and at least she’s lost some weight and has some skinny model legs..because those are my weakness and skinny model legs will always make a vapid garbage human being more appealing. OH she did another campaign for a brand that is too lazy to cast real talent… The post Gigi Hadid Long Overrated Legs for a Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Hathaway Slutty Cover of the Day

Anne Hathaway is the worst….and funny enough I say that about a lot of people, but I really feel like I mean it with her…and more interestingly, a lot of people agree with me on this one…and I assume, like me, they have no idea why they hate her… They just know that not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and they don’t need a reason, explanation, or quantifiable measure as to why… It’s like when you meet someone in person and you just can’t stand them. Some think it is pheromones, other think it’s energy, and I just think they are cunts… So she’s one of those people that’s just disliked for no reason, but still gets work because Hollywood likes working with familiar people and I guess this shoot for a magazine means she’s promoting something and thus getting work…or promoting work…and the whole thing is so silly…but she’s in a bra. The post Anne Hathaway Slutty Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fashion Blogger Nipple Picture of the Day

Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…because fashion magazines tried to stay relevant….and fashion brands thought they’d make the best avon ladies – selling product to their fans…making them a lot of fucking money… So this one, made a ton of fucking money, built an empire of a silly self involved idea and is rich as fuck because of it… Allowing her to go to Miami and get paparazzied like the low level that she is…. But it feeds her ego, so she gets in slutty poses, to try to take her shit to the next level….her narcissism needs it. So she doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but she thinks she does and here’s her nip slip intentional for marketing purposes to propel her brand…. The post Fashion Blogger Nipple Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham Fat Chick Making Fat Chick Erotica Out of Carbs Cuz She’s Fat for Breakfast of the Day

[jwplayer player=”1″ mediaid=”534521″ Ashley Graham is a fat chick and as a fat chick she gets really fucking excited about carbs…it’s the reason she’s fat in the first place….it’s like fill that belly up with as many baked goods as possible…two bagels…fuck yeah…let’s do a titty dance for my feeder fans…and for myself…and then eat two more…because bitch is a big…fucking pig…and now all the fat chicks can celebrate this fat chick and her fat chick scamming trying to prove that she’s empowered and loves being fat by playing with her one true love that will kill her….food… Breakfast with Ashley Graham gets more intense when the cameras turn off and she shoves bananas in her asshole…because FRUIT….EWWW….use that to reverse feed myself… The post Ashley Graham Fat Chick Making Fat Chick Erotica Out of Carbs Cuz She’s Fat for Breakfast of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day

Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done…. The post Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Dances in Lingerie, Internet Rejoices

While her sisters seem content to hold only the vaguest of job titles (media personality, brand ambassador, etc.), Kendall Jenner is making a name for herself as a model. Okay, so it's not thought- or labor-intensive career field, but at least she's doing something that doesn't involve just living her life in front of a camera crew. There were some bumps along the way, and in the early days of Kendall's modeling career , we heard reports about the other ladies not taking her seriously. We were shocked, but mainly by the news that models occasionally take each other seriously. Anyway, these days, things are going much more smoothly. Kendall's modeled for Victoria's Secret and a number of other A-list brands, and she's dancing around in her underwear like someone who's been at it for half a century. But, ya know, without looking like someone who's been dancing in her underwear for half a century. Her latest choreographed semi-nudity comes to us courtesy of La Perla, a brand that's getting some serious mileage out of its partnership with Kenny J. Not only is she wearing their lingerie in a new series of print ads, they also did one of those behind-the-scenes videos for Instagram. The idea is for the models to pretend they don't know they're being filmed, so that people think they would be having that much fun in overpriced underwear even if they weren't being paid for it. It's a very high-concept project, but there's semi-nudity involved, so we're cool with it:

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