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Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart ….. Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy…. It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her… She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not… The post Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars… Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do… This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it… The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad… The post Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Rose Depp Skinny Weird Shaped Body of the DAy

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Have you ever seen a skinny handicapped person with what could be Cerebral Palsy but is probably some other retardation walk down the street all crooked and limpy…and when you look at their legs, they are these skinny, cogged out, and weird things…. Well that’s what’s going on here..all gimpy, look like it needs a walker, but maybe it’s just the angle, cuz girl is hot as fuck…a little Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, all in the scene, being a model, despite being short…al underage while looking fucking great…in her underwear because she’s half french which means slutty and into being naked and half American who thinks he’s some rockstar artist because I guess in ways he is…and I am a fan…even though she’s probably the fucking worst. Zero cool about her, except maybe the pussy her dad ropes into their private island in the bahamas while his ex wife fucks Elon Musk’s wallet for a change…you know tech billionaires are the new famous actor….. The post Lily Rose Depp Skinny Weird Shaped Body of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Cultural Video Instagram Deleted Off My Account of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted this video that was shot in an African village. It is of a farmer or farm hadn trying to cultivate more milk out of the cow. Apparently the primitive, or brilliant method they use is Blowing in the cow’s ass. It’s a fascinating feat of man, especially when he wipes the cow’s asshole off with its tail and goes back in for more. Now I am not surprised, I have been deleted and blocked off instagram over and over and over again, and part of the reason I don’t use social media is because I have been deleted off every platform, over and over again making it impossible to build out… But when your video is national geographic quality – anthropology – sociology – culturally rich….while EVERYONE from the kardashians to local whores are posting nudes…it becomes a bigger issue… I should sue…..but it was a stolen video anyway….I just figured I’d post it. The post The Cultural Video Instagram Deleted Off My Account of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Unhappy Groom Marries Rich Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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LAPD Shoot a Homeless Guy Bus Descent of the Day Smoking Dead Man in Coffin… Just a Man Robbing a Woman with a Knife Failed Suicide by Truck Attempt… Drunk Guy Breaks a Girl’s Leg..WTF Woman Fight in traffic Rapist Attemting Rape Footage Caught on Camera… Road Rage of the Day Woman Tries to Shoot a Drone The post Unhappy Groom Marries Rich Woman and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… A lie, that is terrible to look at, I find her disgusting, but who fucks connected black guys to exist and get ahead…since they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they seek it out, they fattest white ass they can find to aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, because if you’ve ever been on a flight to an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica you’ll see all the knocking up of white woman by black men that happens… I figure her weird ass shake in NEGATIVE to block out her sloppy is a good way to start the day…even if it’s fucking terrible to look at…it’s still a big ass shaking and that’s ok for me…. The post Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Young Billionaire Nicola Peltz Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

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This bathing suit is a sleeper…seemingly conservative, you know a rich classy expensive girl, who is still trashy as fuck, ratchet as fuck, thanks to being rich…she can mask it and do it in exclusive settings…. But when you look closer…it’s the most aggressive pantyline ever..it’s on some Borat ball sucking monokini thing…that’s jacked up her cunt holding it in as tight as possible…and it’s magical.. She’s got a multi billionaire dad, she’s been in a movie he probably financed or his rich friend did as a favor…she still linkers around trying to be famous…and she’s got a great tight body….I dig it…and not just cuz i like bratty rich kids…but because I like young tight bodies trying hard to be famous…desperate because they have everything already…on some Jenner / Hadid Shit….because that’s what matters in the world now…but this one is pretty wonderful.. The post Young Billionaire Nicola Peltz Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

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I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot… She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it… The post Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Backdoor Farrah Abraham Tit Slip of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is known for being a subtle famewhore..who shamelessly pulls out her tit in a bathing suit for the paparazzi because she knows how this shit works…. She’s Teen Mom, she’s been at this for a while….because she’s no longer a teen, in fact she looks 40….and with a dead baby daddy, she was forced to single mother her way through life, now more than ever because she’s off the show and no one cares about her, she’s already taken the right steps by producing some porn, two or more movies with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit from early childbirth….allowing you to appreciate anal the way you should… Nothing she’s done has made her really famous – but she exists and that’s pretty good for some sexual deviant, slut to some…who got pregnant to get on TV…and that alone makes her amazing…I just watched THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE and it’s pretty awesome….it also made me a lot of money so I love everything about her… These bikini/bathing suit pics are just bonus… WATCH THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE The post Backdoor Farrah Abraham Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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