Mutant 18 year old Kylie Jenner and her body that was built in their creepy family plastic surgery basement….where they take body parts from random dead animals and ex boyfriends these women burn through – and staple it to their faces so that they look like instagram filters because that’s how they sell protein powder….and other bullshit that they make too much money off – because the world is ridiculous and love fucking followers… If you’re more interested in the skinny Jenner – who has less weird mutant plastic surgery…but still has work done and is the worst fucking human ever… The post Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works…. I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elevator Technician Not Too Good at His Job Guy Getting Called a Home Wrecking Dude ATM Stealing Win Idiot Films Himself Speeding – Ends Up in Accident Car Vs Red Light Runner Woman Jumps In Front of Truck and Lives Never Touch a Man’s Hat The Mom Who Tries To Look Like Barbie The post Disabled Guy Gets Hits By a Car After Trying to Meet a 14 Year Old and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam… Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die… BUT THAT’s ok…. So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing… Good times… The post Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus…. I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME… Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK…. This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing… I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists… But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke… That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not.. The post Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…to have her exist… These aren’t exceptionally hot pictures, but really what are hot pictures in a world filled with hot pictures…but they are pictures, disposable, no one cares about…. But it seems that people are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place….. Right, because the media is paid off by the movie companies that her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works…..cash in like an Olsen Twin… The post Elle Fanning Spread Legged for C Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry reminds me of a small town washed up beauty pageant queen who works at the hair salon, because she took some body waxing course, you know the kind of dolled up, inappropriately dressed white trash you’d expect to find at the Christmas pageant, wishing for the better life…the actual Hollywood life….where her big tits get you more than just a discount at the movie theatre or ice cream shop where she goes to feel male attention in her otherwise empty white trash life… Only Katy Perry is actually Hollywood and pulled off the scam…and isn’t white trash at all – but rich as fuck…living her tacky princess life…with her big old tits….at some Christmas event…because that’s what she’s about.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Monster Tits for the Snowflake ball of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Hilary Duff – the girl who fucks her trainer – in a pair of leggings popping her hip out in a way that you can see her muscular booty her trainer built on her – like he’s some kind of sculptor, who takes rich and famous empty souls – and builds them up through squats, elastic bands and other nonsense….and her tongue is out in a way that you know she probably licks his ass while jerking him off…as girls do these days…more than they did in years gone by…possibly thanks to be married to a homosexual….but possibly due to porn…. All this to say….I like her lower body strength.. The post Hilary DUff Fitness Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Hilary Duff – the girl who fucks her trainer – in a pair of leggings popping her hip out in a way that you can see her muscular booty her trainer built on her – like he’s some kind of sculptor, who takes rich and famous empty souls – and builds them up through squats, elastic bands and other nonsense….and her tongue is out in a way that you know she probably licks his ass while jerking him off…as girls do these days…more than they did in years gone by…possibly thanks to be married to a homosexual….but possibly due to porn…. All this to say….I like her lower body strength.. The post Hilary DUff Fitness Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naked Models – Hairy Bush Man Chopping Off His Own Finger… Weirdest Breast Feeding Video Ever…. Dan Bilzarian Titty Breasts… Motorcycle Chase… Prison Mannequin Challenge… Man Steals a Bucket The post Tough Guy VS Girl – WTF – and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
