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What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some chick in her 40s asked me who my top 3 favorite celebs are, like a top 3 list in terms of celebs I want to fuck, and I thought, fuck I don’t have a top 3 list and I hate stupid fucking games like this, because I don’t fuck celebs, I live in Canada, and even if I was in LA where they congregate, they wouldn’t let me into their celebrity pool parties, or their pants, not even the fat disgusting ones, because even they have weird egos and are terrible humans…. I actually find all celebs pretty fucking vile to look at, not hot at all, just phony overpaid, overated shit.. So I figure I wouldn’t jerk off to either Jojo’s tits, or Hailee Steinfelds legs…because if you use instagram, there are 1,000,000 or more sluts more naked, who look better naked, who just want the fame, don’t have the fame, that I could probably fuck for 200 dollars to help pay their rent, because they are lazy and spend their days sitting around naked taking selfies for their fake model careers… So fuck these Jojo Tits, or Hailee Steinfelds fishnets, or Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage with a cat, or Bella Thorne’s bat in a squat, or Isabelli Fontana Nipples, or Sarah Shahi on the grinch….or Sophie Simmons gross fat sloppy stomach selfie, or Rat Cow in Lingerie, or Mandy Moore’s mom ass, or Mary Elizabeth Winstead in leggigns, or EMma Roberts doing pilates…. They are all dog shit.. The post What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Kicks a Girl Down the Stairs and Other Videos of the Day

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Wheel Barrel Fail Terrible – Driver Falls Asleep and Drifts into a Truck… Crane Falls in Korea… Nevada High School Student Gets Shot in the Shoulder… Woman with Breast Cancer – Humiliated by TSA The post Man Kicks a Girl Down the Stairs and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch Trailer of the Day

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Baywatch proves that not all 20 year old things are good… I get that Hollywood is running out of ideas. I get that Hollywood likes to play off nostalgia, it worked in the past, let’s try it again, for a new market – that doesn’t even go to the movies….by making it into a movie… I think it was a shitty TV show, obviously I used to watch it in a pre-porn era – to see Pam Anderson’s clown tits but now they are putting it together with new pussy…that isn’t really that eventful, but that has a trailer… I guess they don’t realize that tits can be found everywhere, it is called instagram…we don’t need shitty storylines to go along with our tits….even the bitches in this are naked all over the place…garbage..but the Rock is in it so people are probably pumped on that…40 year old people…because anyone under 40 DOESN’T Give a fuck about this garbage…unless they want to be reminded that Hollywood is pretty fucking dead… They didn’t pay me for this – but they should have… The post Baywatch Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Christmas Miracle of the Day

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I think the fact that Courtney Stodden is still getting invited to events…is a Christmas Miracle…his miscarriage…probably also a Christmas miracle, maybe not to her…assuming it was a miscarriage and not just an abortion….but whatever it was it she was great at leveraging it into some weird fucking content….and here she is doing Christmas the only way Christmas should be done…all Mrs Claus stripper / themed hooker – something she’s good a doing, which isn’t saying much because most sex workers are, it doesn’t really take all that much effort to find the sluttiest Santa outfit for the one event you’ve been asked to attend…that shows off your clown tits you spent good money on…. She’s ridiculous, and for some reason, the real obvious shameless bitches are the more honest ones, it’s the fakes who pretend they aren’t being shameless but instead rationalizing it in their minds as being fabulous and desirable…making her a better experience…than an Em Rat Cow… The post Courtney Stodden Christmas Miracle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to hate on Christina Milian because I don’t buy the whole empowered girl, willing to get half naked to show the world that she’s a fucking champion of her own body – or whatever the fuck this is….. I look at Christina Milian as a girl who had a shamelessly sexual video, which we all liked because she’s wasn’t in her 30s at the time, that made her enough of a sexual icon / success / despite being a one hit wonder – and was able to land a rich and successful producer – who she got knocked up by….a proper use of sex appeal by any standards of being an empowered girl – no slut shaming necessary – milk it – set you life up..good… But she doesn’t realize that to continue that behavior, is just as shameless, but unnecessary because she’s got the money, she’s made her own – plus she has his, she’s a co writer on big songs like Bieber music that will make her 100 million dollars over the course of her lifetime – and this getting naked or half naked pretending it is empowering – IS all to feel better about herself – OR to get people to see and notice her – so that she can continue her quest to be a Kardashian…without the sex tape…. If you’re going to be the 35 year old mom – wearing the titty shirt – because you’re fun, silly, don’t give a fuck, or feel like your tits should be seen and not sexualized, becaue it’s fashion…or something – her objective is pretty fucking transparent – and so is her shirt…but why the nipple tape…it’s if you’re gonna do it – then fucking do it…you half asseed one hit wonder bootleg pile of shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After offending the world, yet again, famewhore and try hard who made it because the world allows some people to make it, Amy Schumer , who was announced as playing Barbie in a live action movie, we can assume is about how Barbie fell off with a coke turned to meth addiction, only to lose all her money, end up in a trailer park, turning tricks for black dudes, some of whom beat the fuck out of her, one threw acid on her face, another just smashed her with a frying pan over and over, leading to bootleg plastic surgery, in a BARBIE no more…all burdened with many babies with different fathers not the Malibu beach house she once had…not eating organic, but rather nothing but noodles and velveeta, canned beans and potato chips….making the 35 year old broken down busted up barbie make sense…. Here’s Natalia Vodianova, I’d say an iconic model who has been around a long time, posing in barbie poses for a magazine from her homeland Russia, a place I guess she can go back to after escpaing it- now that it’s not communist….and she’s rich…and they have the most billionaires per capita… The post Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid’s Nipple for Paper Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In really exciting news…that isn’t exciting…but that is up there on “fake news” caliber of worth wasting our already too short lives on…. Bella Hadid, the bootleg Hadid sister, who is actually hotter than the retard looking Hadid sister, but who is a little more horse faced – but equally jacked up with face fillers, who is now on the rise, the new it girl, doing very important things like VS Fashion shows, because her dad…is rich and bought them their careers and the world is basic, easy to manipulate, when you’re in the center of that nonsense… This is for Paper Magazine, notorious for taking nudes of Kim K, because like all other media, they are trying to make noise with totally irrelevant, redundant, repetitive, bullshit photoshoot…but you can see her nipple…which is SUPER important…because if you’re going to look at rich, overrated trash, it might as well have a nipple… The post Bella Hadid’s Nipple for Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day

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I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru… So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy… The post Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Butt Shot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney was at a club, where she’s trying to get her ass some attention…. where she’s trying to get her ass out for the world to see and – because she’s more than just tits…I feel like we should encourage all girls who are tits – to alway put their ass out there – in efforts to force us into realizing that are more than just tits…even if the ass isn’t as good as the tits…it’s still more substance to an otherwise vapid cunt… Speaking of Vapid cunt, maybe she should also throw in some vapid cunt, or filled cunt, I mean show us your skills instagram model…show us what you’re capable of… Here she is on the beach….because this is what she does… The post Charlotte McKinney Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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