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Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Hill brings the Christmas cheer for some bullshit fashion magazine – because she’s posing with Christmas lights, which is more Christmas that most brands are going – for fear of pissing off their non Christian audience – even though non Christians fucking love Christmas as much as Christians do – since Christmas isn’t even about fucking Jesus anymore – it’s about PRESENTS…and SANTA…and marketing…and food and drinks…and fucking recently divorced lonely women who don’t have the kids this year – cuz their dad took them to Florida with his new hooker wife…YES…miracles…little miracles…called all you can drink Christmas parties…and snowmen…and fireplaces…the warm shit, and not because you ate too many chilies, but because you realize you have a fucking soul…and some spirit…as you take all the free shit people donated to people like you – thanks to poverty….it’s the best time of year to mooch..and the best time of year to take advantage of the depressed…and if you’re a company the best time of year to cash the fuck in…so why all the Christmas Hate….maybe TRUMP will make Christmas great again…I’ve already heard him say “Merry Christmas”…something the PC would never do…. Not that any of that matters, I mean this is barely Christmas, it’s some VS model sprawled on a ghetto couch with lights…but it’s enough…you know…the kind of thing that inspires me to watch It’s a WOnderful life and wonder if they had anal sex would they still have as many kids….you know the important questions you should ask while watching Christmas movies…… I guess Stella Maxwell and some other Victoria’s Secret girl’s shoot is more Christmas…they even have a TWINK Santa and lots of GIFTS to remind you that going broke to impress family and friends is the primary goal of Christmas…and if you can’t afford to buy people nice things – you are a worthless human being who should kill himself…thanks MARKETING… The post Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Dressed Like Christina Aguilera for her 35th Birthday of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner was invited to be some kind of puppet at Christina Aguilera’s 35th birthday, because Kylie and X-Tina are homies who probably do drugs in their Calabasas homes together, or maybe they just have casual movie night, maybe they are neighbors, and BFFs because all these people are vapid, too rich for their own good, garbage that I think should be the first to die in the nuclear holocaust….but I never get what I want…so they keep on fucking winning…while polluting the fucking world…. It is super weird when someone shows up to your birthday – dressed like you…but all these narcissists – self involved – they all love likes and following…relevance and are addicted to it…because that’s all they know.. Either way…weird… The post Kylie Jenner Dressed Like Christina Aguilera for her 35th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liv Mathis From my Facebook Slutty of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Liv Mathis was a Facebook friend for awhile, she still is and she’s incredible….So I feel like I know all about her life because I saw her move from South Carolina to LA to be a model in the past couple years…. I feel like she was all wholesome while making her transition from South Carolina to LA…and has slowly morphed into this…half naked instagramming for an instagram photographer…nipples everywhere because that’s the only way you get noticed when you’re a hot chick trying to get noticed…it is the model life…a life that’s actually a struggle because the world is full of hot chicks…especially LA…and I think she’s fucking amazing….I am a fan…..looking good girl…stop ignoring my DMs… The post Liv Mathis From my Facebook Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Obnoxious Hashtag on a Private Island with Other Sluts of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering…Alessandra Ambrosio is in the Bahamas right now…on a private island…doing some bullshit photoshoot at 35 years old…looking good and half naked…despite being 5 years dead in terms of sex appeal according to me…making me wonder if I am a necrophiliac for liking these pics…that aren’t even that exciting…but that happened…with the most obnoxious hashtag ever #foreveronvacation… #foreveronvacation… She’s FOREVER ON VACATION with millions in the bank, rich cock cumming in her pussy, a mom of a few kids…yet #foreveronvacation….fuck yourself and die you show off Brazilian hooker…offending all of us not forever on vacation cuz we don’t look good in a bikini, we aren’t tall skinny bitches, and willing to be a good time for rich guys who pay for her company…#foreveronvacation….let’s hope her Bahama jumper plane goes down like she was Aaliyah…you know to really remind her that FOREVER isn’t always a long time… EMRATA AND BELLA HADID are there also…and so are Elsa Hosk, Hailey Baldwin….let’s hope all their Bahamas jumper planes goes down like they were all Aaliyah…seriously – these overrated bitches aren’t about to off themselves, they are a the top of their game – they think they are offering the world the best of who they are – we need extraneous factors to END that shit.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Obnoxious Hashtag on a Private Island with Other Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne VS Ariel Winter for Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter and Bella Thorne are the 18 year old actors that are taking the instagram hooker lead – and posting as slutty as they can – because I guess that’s just the nature of their generation – that’s what people are watching, followers is what gets them job, they grew up on porn and they were sold off to the media at a young age by very eager parents that wanted nothing more than money and fame, so they’ve been raised to give people what they want – to get the pay day – and the fact it worked made for narcissists not scared to show some slutty that isn’t too slutty – because in this era the only thing too slutty would be GAPING asshole… It’s interesting that both famewhores who are famous and trying to take instagram viewers back to TV….are doing the slutty santa the same weekend but not that interesting because they are on the same program, the same puppet, the same bullshit…and slutty santas are always great so keep up the same nonsense – just do it more on all fours. The post Bella Thorne VS Ariel Winter for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne VS Ariel Winter for Christmas of the Day

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Ariel Winter and Bella Thorne are the 18 year old actors that are taking the instagram hooker lead – and posting as slutty as they can – because I guess that’s just the nature of their generation – that’s what people are watching, followers is what gets them job, they grew up on porn and they were sold off to the media at a young age by very eager parents that wanted nothing more than money and fame, so they’ve been raised to give people what they want – to get the pay day – and the fact it worked made for narcissists not scared to show some slutty that isn’t too slutty – because in this era the only thing too slutty would be GAPING asshole… It’s interesting that both famewhores who are famous and trying to take instagram viewers back to TV….are doing the slutty santa the same weekend but not that interesting because they are on the same program, the same puppet, the same bullshit…and slutty santas are always great so keep up the same nonsense – just do it more on all fours. The post Bella Thorne VS Ariel Winter for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY

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Since Russia Rigged Your Election – and everyone is crying about it – because your country is so weak that Russia has the ability to rig your election for you – something that should make you all very nervous if it is actually true – because that’s pretty fucking weak… I guess if they can rig your election, and decide your president, they can probably do a lot more damage, especially since your country is so unstable and disliked….but I guess watching things self destruct is a better troll than just attacking a country…. I am not anti American, I just have a hard time believing that the country can allow Russia to decide who will win the election…if they did decide the election…maybe there should be a re-election…or maybe that’s what they are trying to get done…seems like fake news to me….blame Russia… So to celebrate Russia and their rumored win, in a country that has been rigging elections in the middle east forever…the same country that created and trained Bin Landen and Sadam….only to create wars against those people…that you all paid for with your tax money…here’s some Russian actor, who rigged your American movies in the 90s….in Russian Elle…which is owned by an American country…GLOBALIZATION yo… The post MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY

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Since Russia Rigged Your Election – and everyone is crying about it – because your country is so weak that Russia has the ability to rig your election for you – something that should make you all very nervous if it is actually true – because that’s pretty fucking weak… I guess if they can rig your election, and decide your president, they can probably do a lot more damage, especially since your country is so unstable and disliked….but I guess watching things self destruct is a better troll than just attacking a country…. I am not anti American, I just have a hard time believing that the country can allow Russia to decide who will win the election…if they did decide the election…maybe there should be a re-election…or maybe that’s what they are trying to get done…seems like fake news to me….blame Russia… So to celebrate Russia and their rumored win, in a country that has been rigging elections in the middle east forever…the same country that created and trained Bin Landen and Sadam….only to create wars against those people…that you all paid for with your tax money…here’s some Russian actor, who rigged your American movies in the 90s….in Russian Elle…which is owned by an American country…GLOBALIZATION yo… The post MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Khloe Kardashian proves the Germans and their weird scat fetishes is still a fucking thing…. The post Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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