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Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care…… She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares.. She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does… I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying. The post Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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On Field Security Guard Jerking Off a Chargers Cheerleaders and Other Videos of the Day

Pantsless Dudes Fighting in the Street Kung Fu Trucker Gets his Phone Back Unloading at the train station.. Bungee Jump Death Delivery Boy – Drop Kick Man Accused of Kidnapping thought he Saw a Midget – When He was Found in an Apartment Holding a 2 Year Old…”Oops thought it was a midget”….what this is a two year old I’m finger banging…OOPS..it’s dark… Hot Murder Suspect Stabbed a Bitch in the Heart – and Is Pretty Hot and Laid Back Anout It…. The post On Field Security Guard Jerking Off a Chargers Cheerleaders and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day

Rat Cow posted a picture of her boarding a private plane – because she’s so fucking classy – and elegant and rich from her tits…tits she will never turn her back on…because she knows that without them – she is nothing, that she owes everything to them, including this private jet ride, and that her brain and the rest of her is just a conduit to get those tits out there and to give them the best life they deserve…and she’s not going to turn her back on them and wear a sweater or anything non see through – because that would be totally disrespectful to the one thing that made her dreams come true… Take them across to the world…with that million dollars or more brands pay her to show her tits… I am just amazed that brands keep pushing money to her – even though her and her tits aren’t empowered feminists…but sluts…naughty little exhibitionist sluts….all low level but for some reason celebrated…the world is so weird…and we are all living in it. The post Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day

Rat Cow posted a picture of her boarding a private plane – because she’s so fucking classy – and elegant and rich from her tits…tits she will never turn her back on…because she knows that without them – she is nothing, that she owes everything to them, including this private jet ride, and that her brain and the rest of her is just a conduit to get those tits out there and to give them the best life they deserve…and she’s not going to turn her back on them and wear a sweater or anything non see through – because that would be totally disrespectful to the one thing that made her dreams come true… Take them across to the world…with that million dollars or more brands pay her to show her tits… I am just amazed that brands keep pushing money to her – even though her and her tits aren’t empowered feminists…but sluts…naughty little exhibitionist sluts….all low level but for some reason celebrated…the world is so weird…and we are all living in it. The post Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day

Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit… But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face. The post Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alicia Arden’s Amazing Christmas Shoot of the Day

Alicia Arden is a virtual unknown to me, but apparently she’s on the Phoebe Price, Maitland Ward, Frenchy Morgan hustle of doing themed shoots on their low level tabloid celebrity, hoping to get picked up by random low level media – that either loves all Xmas content – feels sorry for them and wants to show support – or like me – thinks it is dark, awkward, and weird, and sad, and shameless and everything good that comes with what looks like amateur porn shot on a point and shoot camera back in the film days….only way fucking less hot… So Alicia Arden has an IMDB, she’s basically an extra in her 50s who was on one episode of Baywatch in the 90s…and this is apparently part of her PR plan….and I figure do this for every holiday, it shows effort, all you have to do is go to the Dollar Store and is actually higher concept than Love Magazine… It’s not hot, it’s fucking creepy…but that’s what makes it absolutely perfect. The post Alicia Arden’s Amazing Christmas Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day

Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me… The post Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day

Hey Love Magazine Advent calendar – what kind of shit did you spew today? What is today’s garbage video with some well followed working model that no one actually cares about but that the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret, or the Jenner / Hadid factory created? Tell us creative geniuses what you put together with HYPE WILLIAMS …. Oh shit…get her in lingerie in a studio on a white wall – and shoot her from a few angles and create the laziest garbage ever. No story, concept, vibe – nothing….and you can’t even jerk off to it…unless it you are weird and you are.. I only post this because I am not producing videos, and I rely on judging other people’s content and hating it…to make a site full of shit….no one cares about…. But I still think it sucks….and that Victoria’s Secret videos are higher concept than this…and that is terrible..because that mall brand is the worst…good body though… Here she is for Vogue exercising anymore… The post Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok.. She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else. The post Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok.. She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else. The post Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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