Just a Kid Pulling Stunts on the Train… Man Says “excuse me to thug”….Thug Kills him with One Punch Naked Man Tries Suicide… Robber Smashes Glass Door – Next Day Waitress Falls Through Window… Just a Broom Fight… The post Naked Woman on a Rampage and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paulo Sutch is some photographer from instagram – I don’t know if he’s actually considered an instagram photographer because he’s only got 700 followers…but he is taking pics for some magazine of hipster looking girls…so maybe he’s just too cool for instagram – which is a thing that’s finally happening for the people who pretend to be real artists…even though art doesn’t exist – because how can you claim to be art when you’re peddling your bullshit photos on a publicly traded company that made 7 billion dollars in revenue in the last 3 months because they are an evil organization that have the world or the internet by the fucking balls…it seems to me that working for some asshole empire in exchange for exposure may be the whole basis of art and the reason only rich people looking for substance in their trust fund life – are in the art scene…but it’s just counter intuitive…maybe just more proof that art is a fucking lie.. That said, these are for some magazine called UNDER THE INFLUENCE…featuring hipster looking girls – who aren’t necessarily hot to me…and look dirty and scrubby even if they aren’t and it’s just a look…and they are showing tits…and that’s all I actually care about…tits. The post Paulo Sutch Hipster Shoot for Under the Influence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caroline Vreeland is some fat titty instagram leech who is based in LA, has huge fucking tits, is probably not even named Vreeland, but is riding some diluted family connection to one of the original fashion icons who worked in NY fashion, to use as an angle in trying to get ahead…when she’s not milking her “Bff”…instagram hooker “PEACE LOVE SHEA” who used to be a slutty instagram girl…before rebranding herself as fashion….getting invited to all the fashion events…because people are fucking idiots and believe anything.. So these are “it girls” at least amongst themselves in their LA plastic, bullshit, zero cool, disney commercial pop nonsense…that has no soul…but she’s playing a part to get a head and with that comes pulling out the fat tits…and we like fat tits…so keep up the good work…fat tits….doing the Em Rat Cow…because if you do it in LA…it seems to transcend across the world…. This shit is for LUI magazine…there are nude pics of her HERE The post Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is so fucking good…. Lindsay Lohan has lost the command of the english language, because she’s an identity crisis, trying to be international….because she pretends that she speaks or understands Greek, Turkish, Italian and Arabic….and in that she has shape shifted her way into communicating like of of her accented friend…because they are the only people who really care about her or put up with her, it’s the Euro love for American pop culture, and she embodies it and fills their rich person life up with great joy….but anyone who knows anything about linguistics knows that after the age of 7, it’s pretty hard to break down any accent you have, you have to really work at it. I went to school with a British kid and an Australian kid and they had those accents until they were in their 20s…and to lose an accent involves serious work…but in this case…it’s not losing her american accent, it’s picking up some weird ethnic broken english, like she didn’t speak english her entire life… This reminds me of when my Jewish neighbor orders chinese food, or talks to Haitians on the bus, he always rudely speaks to them in broken english as if he’s mocking her…it’s just nonsense…it’s not his real accent, he just thinks they understand him better when he speaks like they speak…even if it’s condescending, borderline racist…and hilarious…. It also reminds me of the Italian immigrants in Montreal, where I live…because they are raised to speak broken Italian at home, broken english at home and broken french at school..making a spot on Lohan sounding accent, only that’s how they speak…that’s not them being a broken down actress…acting… I think the real highlight of all this is Long Island born, Disney Raised, broken down starlet considers herself “Italian” and “Irish” more than American…despite her parents being the embodiment of American trainwreck… If anything this is just representative of how fucking lost this soul is…now…show us more tits. The post Lindsay Lohan’s Accent is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a racist, you’d probably be amazed that Mexico isn’t a fourth world country, where people are just making corn tortillas all day, riding Donkeys for American perverts, while waiting in line at the borders to try to break into America, for a life of glory working as a hotel staff or dishwasher… Mexico is actually a pretty booming place, with lots of industry, sophistication, art, music and food…so they have their own magazines, or versions of American magazines like Harper’s Bazaar…where they feature very important American women you’ve never heard of, but she hangs with Taylor Swift socially and works for the evil underwear empire, so she must be seen as homegrown hotty….in a world of outsourcing hot pussy to Eastern Europe and BRazil thanks to the obesity crisis of America… Her name is Martha Hunt, she’s not very important…but she is your ambassador of hot pussy on an international level..and this is the best they could do with her…getting her in a pissing behind a pick-up truck pose…HOT….but next time let’s see the piss stream…to make it a little more authentic and real…and more importantly…WORTH LOOKING AT… The post Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul… Now…Here’s a creepy video of her… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America… Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country… I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be… The post Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid. The post Willa Holland Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicki Mina is a disgusting pig of a woman, who miraculously went from being a fat clown looking bitch the label used as the black Lady Gaga…to some big booty bitch in hip hop the label uses as some kind of freakish sex icon….despite being absolutely disgusting…who can rap…like she was Lil Kim….I guess she’s a professionally trained actor, identity crisis, who has the ability to really morph into whatever character she wants to be – now that she’s rich as fuck…but that to me just affirms how garbage she is…and if you have doubts…just look at this messy ass implant…it’s repulsive.. She’s at an AIDS event, something she has unfortunately not died of…because the best thing she could do for AIDS, or that AIDS could do for her is kill her off…even though it’s not a death sentence, we can try… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Victoria Justice was also there….in a see through thing…where she managed to continue being as fucking boring as fucking possible…it’s her thing…I guess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj Ass for AIDS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think there is any debate that Serena Williams is on the “She’s a Man” program…starring Amanda Bynes…or was that Lady Bug with Jonathan Brandis…you know the age old story of men being stronger than women – so throw them into women’s sports dressed like a woman….to fucking win… I just don’t understand why her hormone levels have never been released to the media, outlining that she’s a man, maybe they know how to dose estrogen before the tests…who knows…but I also don’t understand how dudes fuck her, because she does fuck dudes, I mean I know it’ll be through her pooper hole, but that ass cheek is so fucking big, you’d need a monster dick to penetrate the anus seal…. I guess I’d need to watch her sex videos to really grasp it…but luckily those don’t exist yet….even though I’d probably try to jerk off to them because they’re something new and different…right… The post Serena Williams Ass of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .