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Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions. I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile. I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage… I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER. Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her… The post Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tess Georgia by Haris Nukem of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tess Georgia is a non existent instagram model – but she did a shoot with a pretty well followed photographer that involves her being naked on a toilet…like she’s taking a huge and disgusting shit – something that normally offends me – because shit is disgusting and I try to avoid all things shit related – except fucking girls up the ass when they ask for it – despite knowing my dick’s in shit – something that normally offends me when my dick is in it except under those circumstances… You know a risk taking model willing to put it all out there to get noticed…and hopefully for her that takes from 3500 people to millions so that she can justify this kind of behavior and being an empowered feminist the way I like my instagram nudes..but she’s got a shaved pussy…so she may still be at the conforming to the patriarchy approach to social media nudes…who knows. TO FOLLOW MODEL TESS GEORGIA ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW PHOTOGRAPHER HARIS NUKEM ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE The post Tess Georgia by Haris Nukem of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst by Zoey Grossman for Acacia Swimwear of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marloes Horst isn’t the only whore in the fashion and model industry, her name just happens rhymes with whores…and I find it fitting because I haven’t met a model I’ve never felt would have sex with the right person for money or career…they are puppets who use and rely on their bodies to get paid way too much money…and their substance, beyond being tall, skinny and often times hot….is pretty much non existent…but they do like luxury vacations, expensive restaurants, smoking cigarette and doing blow at clubs, while pretending to be art and above the commercial component of the industry – before signing off to be a promo model for a billion dollar brand like Victoria’s Secret….who rent her out to other brands like this swimwear company…to help promote the mother company…because anything she does is branded VS, that’s their marketing scam….great ass though… The photographer is fake hipster Zoey Grossman, who is getting a lot of work despite all her pics looking the same, soaked in piss and shit to get that film coloring, like it’s the 70s, even though it’s on digital camera….and boring…lacks personality…and her ego and success is undeserving…but with a name like Grossman we can assume her dad owns Hollywood or something…because I am just amazed that Photographer is still a career…JUST USE YOUR IPHONES… TO FOLLOW MODEL MARLOES HORST ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE The post Marloes Horst by Zoey Grossman for Acacia Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aleksandra Rastovic is Amazing by Donna Trope of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aleksandra Rastovi and these pictures are the best thing I’ve seen all week….I don’t know anything about this model…or if she’s even a model…in a world where anyone is a model…and anyone can have a following…something I used to hate on but realize..fuck that…the industry is lazy as fuck to begin with and solid social media marketers who get people engaged and into their shit…whether with hot pics…or funny content…deserve to be making the brand money…why the fuck should some agency prick call the shots…why do they have the right to play god in my masturbation…fuck that..I choose my own pussy to cum to….even if it’s a very weak hardly relevant cum…it’s still up to me to hunt down the source…not some magazine…some marketing exec….but me…and the instagram popular page…together…we navigate this mountain of pussy…. FOLLOW Model Aleksandra Rastovic on INSTAGRAM HERE FOLLOW Photographer Donna Trope on INSTAGRAM HERE The post Aleksandra Rastovic is Amazing by Donna Trope of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued… I’m thinking at least one… TO SEE HER IN A CRAZY BELL BOTTOM INSANE LOOKING OUTFIT CLICK HERE The post In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Krag Naked of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had these pics in my folder for a while, I don’t think I ever posted them, I don’t even know what they are from, I just know they say “MAJA KRAG NUDE”> ..and I’ll run with it…because they are in black and white and must be ART and this is an ART site…I am ART…we are all ART…because art is code for SMUTTY TITTY SITE….. So Maja Krag.. A model who is from Denmark, A GREAT DANE, I wouldn’t want to get fixed, I’d be more into cross breeding with her in the dog park, you know until people stop me and arrest me for cruelty to animals, which is what they charge you if you fuck an animal…. That’s not to say that MAJA KRAG is a dog, it’s to say that DANISH people aren’t human…at least not this one…thanks to those tits….they are alien level of good…that I just want to milk….like a DANISH milk….which can be complicated….according to this vlogger…oh vloggers they are so funny and ANYONE can be one…fascinating… It’s like nude modeling…anyone can do it….you should do it…. The post Maja Krag Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cosplayer Anna Faith Carlson Pre-Boobs Nude of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know zero about nerd shit like Cosplay, I mean I know what it is, but I don’t know who the girls in that scene are, I find it weird…and awkward, probably because the dudes who follow it are weird and awkward, I mean it’s fetishy, and perverted, and lonely and sad…all bundled up into one big comicon event…where the smell of pathetic is overpowered by the smell of obesity masked in semen and fast food….. That’s not to say everyone into comicbooks and sci/fi are weird, some of the biggest perverts who bang some of the hottest girls, are into that shit, they are rich from internet related things, and just killing it all thanks to their social awkwardness….but it’s not the millionaire nerd weirdos I am worried about…it’s the ones making replicas of people like this Anna Faith Carlson, COSPLAY for days…in their mom’s basement on the weekend to LARP with…. Well, apparently before she got tits, she had this nude selfie taken…and I guess this is big news for you people…she’s got close to a million fans…bigger than most celebs on social media…so she matters…to a very weird group..but still matters… It’s not a hot pic and it may not even be here – I couldn’t tell you if it was her or not – even if it was a pic of her passport – because I’ve never heard of her. The post Cosplayer Anna Faith Carlson Pre-Boobs Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Fanning in some boring pictures I don’t know whether I posted already or not because they are boring pics and they are Dakota Fanning…who doesn’t really matter now that her family has replaced her as their favorite with her younger sister ELLE, who is hotter and less creepy because her childhood wasn’t robbed of her and she wasn’t forced to go on talk shows for millions of people to judge her…or feel the pressure of a career that could easily collapse…when other kids her age were getting their fucking periods…which I guess are all the things that make me like Dakota Fanning better than the sister…you see the broken ones are the best ones…they have more darkness, substance and willingness to either perform or get wasted with and fuck the issues out of them…on your face…. So boring pics of Dakota Fanning…are actually exciting pics of Dakota Fanning…because there are layers and layers of an emotionally battered girl…with a lot of money…both thanks to being exploited by mom and dad…the two people you’re supposed to trust…awesome. The post Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Cernanova for GQ Portugal of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was just telling my friend Steve that he needs to plan a trip to either Russsia or really any of the countries that were behind the iron curtain in the 80s…even if it is an era of political insanity…where Putin is getting ready for a Third World War according to my extensive research of reading Facebook Statuses…while Clinton blames Trump for being part of their plan…because the pussy that come out of those countries…even those born in America outside of those countries…are just fucking absurd.. Sure they have no souls, are into money and expensive things, and are on a quest to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…but they look so fucking good doing it…that it may be worth risking being on the frontlines of Nuclear disaster…to find one desperate enough to get to America to marry you… I know you can order them off the internet, but I am a firm believer in finding your hooker in person, call me old fashioned, but if you’re going to buy a woman…line a bunch up and pick her for your damn self…that way you can tell if they smell, or if their picture is accurate…. Or you can just check out some of their top girls that other people beat you to…like Adriana Cernanova for GQ portugal..she’s fucking great…and if you don’t believe me – just look at her tits… The post Adriana Cernanova for GQ Portugal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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