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Lindsay Lohan Slutty Words of Wisdom of the DAy

If history were to be folded … Where would we put the crease? Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ???????? we???????? all ???????? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future) Academy Award Winner in training and Sugar Baby Billionaire Wife because she’s spent all of her money – because was dirty money that represented her parent’s exploitation of her…the robbing of her childhood….her early life celebrity…that led to her demise in her 20s….her entire 20s…but she’s a survivor, she didn’t self destruct, she is just perfectly shameless and shallow and pretending to have depth….but then again she’s so fragile that it probably makes her sad and hurt on the inside…trigger warning….setting her off down that slippery slope of destruction…. But seeing a sexy posing Lohan telling you to sleep with an idea for the future…whatever the fuck that means, I mean her future involves being trophy ex celebrity wife to a Russian who still gets excited by american pop culture….is inspiring… The post Lindsay Lohan Slutty Words of Wisdom of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day

Alexis Ren is naked for the internet – or for fashion – or for a great photographer who is at the top of his game – David Bellemere – for what is probably LUI magazine – because if you want to make it – you gotta get naked… Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit… She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with… It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible… Nothing is real..but I think her tits are.. The post Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Couple on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Watching 9/11 Video on Plane – Russian KFC Knockout Car Waiting for Owner in the Most Annoying Way Ever Dude Chokes Out a drunk Guy – Unprovoked Girls Taken Out Keepin’ Warm – By Cathing Yourself on Fire Scooter Fail of the Day Parent with baby Escalator Fail of the Day Dude Shot on Venezuelan Bus -WTF The post Couple on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day

Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing. So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are… Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong… The post Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day

I like her version vs the paparazzi version Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players… I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck…. I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day

Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples. She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls… I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed…. Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed…. The post Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

I wonder if this is part of the Suicide Squad marketing, get Margot Robbie out to the beach where we can hire paparazzi to take pics of her, and make sure she’s in a see through bathing suit – because people love nipples in see through bathing suits – I know my high school masturbation was based on one swim day – with a girl in my class wearing white bathing suit – that was completely see through and no one told her…pussy lips fully exposed which was fucking huge as a 16 year old..and that I’ve carried with me until today…where I am older, more desensitized, and totally uninterested in a Margot Robbie, I don’t find her hot, I don’t get why she’s as famous as she is, or booking every movie, or all of a sudden some it girl….but I guess at least she’s not Jennifer Lawrence….even though Jennifer Lawrence has fantastic tits – she’s more annoying that Margot Robbie and her new found, confusing even, fame…. The post Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Locks In Billionaire of the Day

I have done a series of posts on Miranda Kerr’s tactics to land a billionaire – I called it the Miranda Kerr schoole in landing a billion guess it works – because she just announced her engagement to the Snapchat nerd billionaire put at ring on the hooker – and they announced it with a snapchat filter….which I guess is how he asked her…or how they communicate .because when you have a god complex from creating snapchat – and lots of money – where you bang models who double as sugar babies – you can impress them pretty fucking easily…just show them your bank statement…and a reminder of what you created – with a snapchat filter… It doesn’t make sense to me why he would marry some mom, washed out model – when he could have anyone She’s obviously got her sales tactics down, she knows how to land a billionaire – and it works…. The lessons are: 1- get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…because actors aren’t billionaires 2- to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 3- pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled… TO SEE THE NEW FUTURE BILLIONAIRE WIFE IN A BIKINI FROM THE OTHER DAY CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr Locks In Billionaire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day

Filippa Hamilton is an old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Lauren, apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…but still perverted…probably perverted enough for him to keep on booking her so that she keeps silent… But then she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, so I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…and I guess that’s what happens when you didn’t sexually assault them…you fire them guilt free. Fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…but the people are trying to change that – and let in the fats – the much fatter than this one – who is hardly fat – but got fired for being fat – making her have real fat issues – unlike actual fat girls who can’t be fired for being fat because they are actually fat… So let’s celebrate this fatty, with fat girl problems, by looking at her bikini photoshoot… The post Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy

Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works. Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were…. The post Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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