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Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day

The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits… She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star… I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits. It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits… Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie. Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended. Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits… Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits… No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature. She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them.. She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”…. The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know what this butt shot is from, but I’ll assume it’s Coachella, so that I can pretend to be current, even though her ex boyfriend Calvin Harris was the headliner, I know weird, how the fuck did a DJ get a headlining spot for the Sunday Night, apparently he’s fucking possibly impregnating the number one person in the music industry called TAYLOR SWIFT… I like when dudes fuck their way to the top, we call it doing the Kevin Federline…it’s pushing gender restrictions…and is important in this genderless world where really dudes are still expected to be dudes…while women try to steal our jobs. That said, Rita Ora is a bit of an exhibitionist, her tits and ass and willingness to get naked is really the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is. From club kid, DJ whore in the UK, to the Kardashian brother’s girlfriend, to god knows who else she’s fucked…all while showing off her tits in an attempt to be seen as more than just a lighter shade of Rihanna….literally… My favorite Rita Ora story is not that I’ve seen her nipples at least a dozen times, it’s not that she’s still a traditional girl getting ahead through nudity in this era of “free the nipple” being to support breast feeding and not get jobs…it’s not all the dudes she’s sucked for a career like it was the good old days…because girls still fuck their way into a good life… My favorite story is that I was tweeting about her last night – only to be ignored – because I am always ignored… Here’s her ass flash… The post Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces… I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy… We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit.. We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here… But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain… I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends… This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do. The post Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day

Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos… Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE … The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid….. But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores… This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day

CINEMACON AWARDS sounds like some nerd shit…nerd shit that is probably part of the reason she’s living the good life… Not only married a pretty boy rich actor who was smart enough to link up with nerds and give them the money needed to create their ideas at the right time – making him a billionaire…you know exploit those fucks without really exploiting them because your celebrity co-sign makes them rich too…. But because a lot of her fans are just weirdo nerds who lust after girls they grew up jerking off to as the voice of the Family Guy or the 14 year old on That 70s Show…who married and got knocked up by her co-star after getting AIDS from Macauley Culkin…because clearly she’s a damaged Russian immigrant…confused about how things work…but totally fucking marketable, especially now that she has tits. I am not hating on Mila Kunis and her Milk filled tits. She’s hot. She’s not offensive. I don’t care that she married and got knocked up by one of the most annoying faces to ever be on TV or Twitter…I don’t care that she’s living the billionaire celebrity life and is probably a spoiled brat cunt…I don’t care that she gets cast in a lot of movies as the love interest…or the HOT chick….because that’ll come to an end soon enough…and they gotta cast someone…and I don’t care about her life, her job, anything about her…because she doesn’t care about me… Not once has she reached out, sent me an email, asked how I am doing, asked what I was wearing, sent me a pic of her panties, taken me out to dinner, paid my rent because you know she can afford it, or offered to breast feed me… In 14 years of doing this blog shit, she’s never sent me one Christmas card, invited me on one trip, asked me to go to a museum or grocery shopping with her…. She never thanked me for ripping into Ashton’s ex-wife Demi Moore for being the monster she is and worst of all…she never got me a gift basket… Where’s my fucking GIFT BASKET Mila Kunis… No…your tits don’t count…ok fine…I’ll accept them as my own…you haggard old cunt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Modeling Bikinis for a Brand of the Day

People are still firm believers that Adriana Lima is the hottest model of all time and I would probably agree with them, it’s the eyes…but this girl has not aged well. Sure in high produced photoshopped pics, she’s great, but in any paparazzi pics, or Victoria’s Secret runway pics, she looks tired, old and fat….just baby weight she couldn’t get rid of… You know boxy, menopausal even, sloppy…. But in high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand…she’s great… These are high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand. The post Adriana Lima Modeling Bikinis for a Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage with her Parents of the Day

If this family portrait of a broken family, with a pile of serious fame whoring, trashy rich person issues, from drug addiction to everything else Christians would find the devils work… Maybe you’d rather see everyone’s favorite father and angry weirdo Mike Lohan in some weird spa treatment… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Apr 13, 2016 at 6:34pm PDT But seeing Lohan, not just because of her great tits, back with her drug dealers, creators, pimps…at a concert for publicity, seeing as the whore mom wants any attention she can get from her golden child…warms my heart…it brings me hope…that Lohan is recovered, has forgiven the family for robbing her of a life, and is ready to come back from where she’s been hiding, only to self destruct again, because it’s fun to watch…it feels like home….this is so right… She’s hot…even if she’s ageing terribly like a porn star..she’s a goddess to me. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Cleavage with her Parents of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow for SELF Magazine of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect for SELF magazine, because this bitch is always talking about her self, she’s so fucking into herself, she’s even started a “lifestyle blog” about herself, because when you’re rich and spoiled, raised rich and connected in Hollywood….where everyone is all about themselves, it is pretty hard to not be about your self…. All these SELF and Shape magazines do the cheesiest, photoshopped, garbage shoots, so we can assume old, yet well fed and rested mom, because how could someone so into themselves not take care of themselves into their 40s, the cock and coke was more of a teens and 20s thing… I am not into Gwyneth Paltrow, I never liked her in any of her movies, except Royal Tennenbaums, which I guess is when she peaked…but these pictures from a magazine you know she talked about herself, where there are probably some ridiculous quotes that I refuse to read is up there with being pure FICTION….. As you all know, she’s the worst, but I’ll still post the sports bra… The post Gwyneth Paltrow for SELF Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is a big…in fame and physical size… actress who turned popstar who sings about masturbating, because all these self involved freaks love themselves so much they think they can do anything, all thanks to their parents over inflating their egos with affirmations….conditioning them to be child stars that they masturbate watching themselves in the mirror…it’s the hottest shit to them… While the hottest shit to you was Hailee Steinfeld because she was underage for the bulk of her career and America sexualizes underage girls by telling you you can’t fuck them…something you freaks can’t handle…so when you see her in bikinis and fame whoring you are forced to jerk off to her…GOOD FOR BUSINESS…you’re sad and lonely…and that makes some people rich and famous! Life as a loser… I don’t know who told her to wear these tacky trailer park mom in the 90s who was a hooker at night, but it was a comicbook convention and you know the audience of that would die seeing this…GOOD FOR BUSINESS….nerds ruin everything…unless these pants are a good thing…I can’t tell because I don’t see LABIA… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day

I have snapchat. I’ve had snapchat since snapchat started. Mainly because finding a solution to a very common sexting problem of “I swear I’ll delete your pussy pic or masturbation video after you send it, just trust me stranger from the internet”….was necessary in my sex life…. In having a snapchat, I get girls to takeover every once in a while, when they are around and willing to do something magical….and last night we had ANA BRAGA…. YES, the ANA BRAGA… Now I know the general public has no idea who Ana Braga is, but I do, and that’s what matters…her and her friend Phoebe Price make up this really interesting pre-social media personalities who would get in bikinis, or stage publicity stunts and have the paparazzi take pics of them in bikinis and the tabloids feature them…and for an old timer like me, this is a memory or glimpse of the glory days..even though these girls are going no where, they are still doing what they do…and it’s amazing…. So screenshot, or take a pic of my snap code and get it….for more good things to come…hopefully more of ANA BRAGA because I like her better than those new school instagram fame whores…this one is more LEGENDARY….an Icon…who will never go unnoticed! HERE SHE IS NAKED PROMOTING THE ONE AND ONLY PHOEBE PRICE’S HATS… The post Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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