My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals… I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass… The post Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Big girl Jessica Simpson….and her massive tits is dressed like every thick girl video vixen with fat tits and a fat ass with a skinny waist trained stomach…this is straight out of the clubs of Miami….or a Kardashian sex tape…perfectly hood up on some Grimace crazy outfit shit. This is her million dollar weight watchers body, reminding you that even when you’re fat there is still hope, especially with these Texas BBQ fed tits…crop topped I am into hot mid 30s, but that’s just because she’s Jessica Simpson and has these tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle… I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit.. The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand…. Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything…. The post Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits… She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models… Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me… Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt. The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care. I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting. I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless. In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE…. This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media… I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage… Cara Delevingne…. Charlize Theron…. Daisy Ridley Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs Ariana Grande – Dressed Up… Halsey TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Fat Jessica Chastain Tits… Kat Graham Ass… ‘ Brittany Snow Cleavage Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne… I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical… I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl…. But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are…. I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed…. Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Scarlett Johansson has always bored me. I understood her face, I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I’ve seen a bunch of movies she’s played herself in, with her raspy voice, and I just never cared about her pudgy, big tits, when there are so many amazing tits that are in my day to day, and the need to fixate on some actress tits I can’t actually pay to suck because I am not a billionare, is just dull… The highlight of her public life was when her nude selfies leaked, just reminding us all that she’s a slut, which we knew due to her career choices…and now as a mom, washed up, old, dumpy girl in a superficial world where there are YOUNG girls around…we don’t need her, but I guess COSMO owes her PR team a favor or it’s part of an ad deal promoting a movie…but either way, she peaked 5 years ago…this shit’s dull…and I’ll post it anyway.. The post Scarlett Johansson in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This pose is called the BOOTY SHELF, where a girl puts her ass on a table and makes it pop out, classic Instagram….that is really some of Hilary Duff’s best work, unless you count the whole becoming a billionaire by 18….or having the whole Hockey Team use her as a prop in some TEAM initiation weirdness I call getting every hole filled. These pics are important.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Ass Shelf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne, 40, has got this science of famewhoring down… Just last year, no one knew who the “17 year old” was…but in the past 10 months she’s become a household name to a bunch of fucking perverts who like watching a slutty girl turn 18 and continue her slut in non slutty slut poses because she’s got good excuses for them….like being at the gym or whatever…all calculated, all the time…and converting for her… But I know that eventually the slut that leads to slutty non slutty “gym” or “just tanning” pics…will shine through with a sex tape when all the attention fizzles out… That doesn’t mean I am not a fan of her fame whoring, I think it’s great…keep it up fit body….in the gym all day…sexual monster….Bella Thorne and her lame hipster sister I think may actually be her daughter…but no one believes my lies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE BONUS SOME SCREENSHOTS FROM SNAP… The post Bella Thorne Beach Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
