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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day

The reason I know it is my Birthday is not because I have a calendar, or all the facebook love I am getting…it’s these pics of Eve’s tit falling out because I never get what I want…and this is something I never wanted… I would never say this is some National Geographic tit, because that would be racist, or that it is cultural appropriation because she’s dyed her hair like a WHITE PERSON….but I will say the first set of tits I ever saw were black tits in National Geographic as a kid…and I’ve always wanted to feed off a pair…just not this pair…. CLICK HERE The post EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine… I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked. Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE . I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club Lynching of the Day Wall of China Of the Day Neck Kick Knock Out Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day Police Chase in Detroit Cop at Walmart The post Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day

In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day

In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Bosworth is everything…. I don’t know if Kate Bosworth has a kid yet, but I do know she’s old enough to have a kid, and her vagina has probably had enough penis in her to have a fucking kid…because celebrities don’t use condoms…but they do use abortions… That said, she’s a model, turned actor, turned model, and she’s still fucking skinny and hot, in a world where everyone is fat, and we hate fat… Making her a throwback to classy, elegant, not offensive Hollywood of the late 90s… And I am a fan. She’s perfect. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Boy VS Soda Can…and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Footage of a Nursing School Blowjob in China Man Hosing Out the Inside of His Van – Sketchy Woman Shoots ATM – Vaccuums it Up Moped Crash Cop VS Handcuffed Man Redneck Heated Pool The post Boy VS Soda Can…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day

Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright… I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it… Via MARFA JOURNAL The post Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marie-Ange Casta Nipples for LUI of the Day

Marie-Ange Casta is the 25 year old sister of one of the original internet model tits I jerked off to – Laetitia Casta…the now 37 year old tits… I didn’t know there were more CASTAs, in fact I forgot about Laetitia, because that was late 90s internet porn back in the thumbnail gallery post days of lists of any girl who has been naked in magazines or movies…which basically paved the way for celebrity and model fetishes that this site is built on…that grey area, softcore porn… Either way, where are the rest of these pics dammit.. The post Marie-Ange Casta Nipples for LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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