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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits Busting Out of a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just yesterday I was trying to jerk off to a set of huge sloppy natural tits spilling out of a bra – like it was the good old days when I could get an erection…. I was just craving a set of tits, in an era where I’ve been exposed to small tits, and I was willing to accept that they come with a chubby girl attached… I just stared and stared and it spoke to my fucking soul, making me think that maybe my mom never breast fed me, why was I all of a sudden into the DDs when I’ve been into ass and pussy for so long, and fully accepting of tits of all small to average size… I guess we just need variety, or maybe…as Jessica Simpson proves in these big tit bikini pics…it’s awesome. These pics…are everything…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits Busting Out of a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day

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I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness…. I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit… Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists. The post Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit.. That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess… The post Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Nipples in a Music Video of the Day

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The funny thing about Rihanna’s nipples is that if she puts them out in a music video, she will still get featured by the record label, she will still sell records, she will still get asked to promote and spokesmodel for brands, her video won’t get pulled from youtube, her instagram will not actually get deleted unless for a publicity stunt by instagram… Yet when I post her pics, I am considered a NSFW porn site, I can’t sell ads to big brands, I can’t make internet money so many other people have made, I can’t buy yacht’s private jets or throw outrageous houseparties for the people who are into the site… I used to be mad about it, thinking, I do this stupid site all day, never to get rich, just because it is what I do, yet advertisers block me, shut me down, don’t support anything I do, despite being the dirtiest cokeheads who cheat on their wives around… Now I think it’s power, because I can turn Rihanna nipple into porn…and this is how I do it… According to ad agencies, brands and marketers, I just made Rihanna a pornstar…and that’s more power than any private jet the internet could have bought me… here’s the video! The post Rihanna’s Nipples in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve…. You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it… She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place. I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer… The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot… Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere…. The post Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

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I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve…. You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it… She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place. I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer… The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot… Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere…. The post Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion… Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that… In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest… Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores…. The post Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion… Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that… In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest… Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores…. The post Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Sloppy Ass Picture of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about you but looking at this fat, dumpy Selena Gomez ass in fishnets being held the fuck together, pic she posted to instagram because she’s the most followed person on instagram, even more important than Kim Kardashian, which is so shocking considering Selena has been a Disney star with a huge following as a teen, then she dated Beiber the biggest Youtube star in our generation, to producing Spring Breakers a huge movie, all while producing shitty music, that people listen to… While Kim K…just had a shitty sex tape and Ryan Seacrest produced reality show… Shocking that someone who produces content and performs, not necessarily talented, but at least doing things more than being a vapid loser on permanent vacation…gets more love… But not as shocking as her CHEMO ass, looks just like all the CHEMO asses of dying girls at the hospital…right…because Selena milks her Chemo for LUPUS harder than she milks her Taylor Swift friendship.. The post Selena Gomez Sloppy Ass Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Girl Ariel Winter Easter Tits of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s almost interesting, but not really, that people are really fascinated by a chubby girl named Ariel Winter’s tits. At 17, she got a breast reduction, probably to make her look more thin, only failing because she’s chubby, hence the big tits… and all her creepy fans cried about it. At 18, now she’s saying “don’t worry, I still have big tits, because I am still growing and love eating fast food”… I had never heard of her because I don’t watch TV, and even if I did, I don’t think I would have been drawn to her character, or tits, on the show modern family. I think the fact that people are so hyped on her proves that they’ve been watching her tits grow up and found excitement in that…which is weird considering…she’s been on TV since she was pre-pubescent. I think it also proves that I hang out in the wrong corner of the internet, where people in my real life know nothing about these celebrities, because they don’t matter, or their tits, because they don’t matter….yet here I am, clueless to all this, analyzing it…which I guess makes me weirder than the middle AMerican who watches Modern Family…because as a non-fan of the show doing this…means I think it matters…what’s wrong with me. The post Big Girl Ariel Winter Easter Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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