The Russian Who Threw Himself in Front of a Car – Only to Survive and Throw Himself into Another Car Man Tries to Carjack a Motorcycle During a Car Chase Dude Robs a Dog…of it’s Bowls…What… The Best Stupid Robber Trying to Get Cash Drawer Out of the Restaurant Ever Naked Protestor of the Day Drunk Dude in Morrocco Gets His Face Sliced at a Wedding – for Fun… 50 Year Woman – Mugged in Detroit Teacher VS Special Needs Student The post Topless Bernie Sanders Protestor Losers and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Chelsea Handler did some sort of fitness race, one of those Tough Mudder things, and she brought her weird brand of exposing herself despite being old humor, in what you could argue is attention whoring, but that could also be seen as just being vulgar for the sake of being vulgar… I figure when a bitch, who isn’t even that funny, but who is a failed actress turned comic, turned late night host who was put in her place so she’s turned to pulling out her fake tits and fit old lady body that has seen some shit… But how can you hate a girl who throws herself in the trash… Here’s the nude from the other day… The post Chelsea Handler’s Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cindy Crawford daughter, and heir to the Gerber Baby empire, not to mention her mom’s empire, and her dad’s restaurant empire, are just the prettier, more delicate version of the Kardashians. I don’t know whether this is Cindy Crawford whoring out her kid, to make her a social media sweetheart that her vapid and superficial ego adores because it crawled out of her vagina, or if it is Cindy Crawford pulling the mom competing with her daughter shit you see in every rich part of down / Lulu Lemon store… I just know that if I was in Cindy Crawford’s place, I wouldn’t call my friends to rope her into the celebrity, instagram star life…even if it makes stupid money… I would get her a job waiting tables at the Dad’s restaurant or some shit, but I guess when you’re Hollywood, you can’t have that, it looks bad to their social circle “did you hear the Gerber’s make their daughter waitress”…so instead, get her the modeling contract, and turn her into a bootleg version of you, so that you can live on forever, and cash the fuck out forever…it’s pretty terrible…but she’s a 16 year old in Shorts..exploited by her mom…doing what she thinks she likes…and you like that… The post Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter in Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These are supposed to be some “leaked’ pics of Bella Thorne, who isn’t leaking anything, except from her pussy from the excitement of pretty much taking over social media in a matter of months by being clever – not super clever…just clever.. Bella Thorne is my favorite 40 year old who pretends to be recently turned 18, because it makes sense for her career and dudes fucking love a young fresh girl with a fit body, more than a tired mom with a tight body.. I get hate mail for saying the same thing about her everyday, but she doesn’t get hate mail for doing the same thing everyday, and that’s posing casually slutty, but not too slutty, always with a smile, to make it seem less slutty and I am all about the final product…which is slutty pics..because they are what work…for me, for everyone, for life…and I think that is what easter is all about… These are supposed to be leaked pics of her… Here’s her new lame Tattoo… Here’s her Boob Sweat… Here she is in Nylon… The post Rumored Bella Thorne Leaked Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells.. So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30… What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with.. All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again. Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck.. To See More Pics CLICK HERE The post Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s Been Terrorist Attacks in Europe – in the Belgian Airport The End is Near… Elephant VS Human!! YAY ELEPHANT!! Detroit Girl Shooting – What! Motor City… 11 Year Old Driving a Stolen Cement Truck Bus VS City Worker Ultimate Roat Rage – DUMP Soil French Spiderman Brazilians Disposing of Brazilian Women – WTF Woman VS Sales Woman Arrest Warrant for this Football Social Media Idiot: “Hey Kameron, We found you. Great arm. Bad decision. An arrest warrant has been issued for you. You can turn yourself in at the Gulf Shores Police Department.” Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6cc_1458590299#tehIrw88V01vlD4p.99 Drunk Driver VS Utility Pole The post Ceiling TWERK FAIL and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a video that I assume is making the rounds on Reddit, since every single “men’s site” clickbait with shitty editorial site has posted it, making me feel like I am late to the club, if I actually believed anything Romanian TV was newsworthy… I mean I get that frat boys, bros and closet cases get excited when they see tits, like a bunch of primates in the cage jerking off each other waiting to date rape the next ape that walks in, but as someone who spends time in strip clubs and actually fucking hookers, tits just don’t really matter.. Big tits, little tits, all tits, mastectomy tits, all tits are just tits.. But I guess seeing Roxana Vancea, this Romanian Weather girl doing jumping jacks on some bootleg low budget shit, in an era where I just assumed Romania didn’t even own or have TV technology yet, is better than nothing…because when you’re competing with Weather APPS, the only way to get people into watch weather is with tits. Fascinating…because she’s not even hot..she looks like a trans man… The post Romanian Weather Girl’s Tit Pops Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess seeing Kendall Jenner staring at herself would make you think “damn, this girl is a self involved cunt”…well that’s just obvious, when you’re in a family of self involved cunts, you need to be a self involved cunt, because otherwise you starve…despite your hired help feeding you, but you know what I mean, and that’s if your own parents only like you because you are an extension of themselves and can’t bother with you because they are too into themselves, you gotta do you…or some shit. So I just see it more as a shameless plug to a brand she has obligations to because they paid her, and she’s attempting to be more creative than just posting the catalog pic, because Kendall Jenner is not just art people, but also an artist, or that’s what she’s like to believe because no one likes the reality that they are just a puppet, modern version of an Avon lady, peddling product to about 2 million half retards worldwide, in a country with 350 million people… She’s garbage…but that goes without saying.. The post Kendall Jenner is Not a Self Involved Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cindy Crawford is older than the airstream she’s posing in…but she still looks good…I guess….I mean if botox on leathery cleavage is your thing.. There’s this thing called aging gracefully, where you age gracefully, and you don’t come out of the woodwork to show the world you can still model, we know you can still model, it’s not like being a model is difficult, just let us keep the memory of you… Maybe I just hate watching women age because it reminds me of my own mortality….yeah that’s probably it…it’s got nothing to do with preferring grapes to raisins in an era when I can also just reference the gapes…using google search..to look at her old pics, I don’t need her to prove shit to me – she’s Cindy Crawford. The post Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways.. Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..? Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign… The post Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
