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Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker… What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her. From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities. I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models. But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her. The post Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never knew who Krysten Ritter was, I just know she’s been around for a while, and I never found her interesting, she was like a bootleg Anne Hathaway with nothing interesting to offer, other than maybe being a GOTH, which is so trendy and cool when you’re rich and your idea of GOTH is going to Whole Foods… I was never excited by her bikini pics, or really anything she did, but then someone, let’s call her 20 year old I stick my dick in, made me watch the show she’s in, I can’t even remember the name, but I remember it’s not Deadpool…and for some reason…I was totally down with her drunken, slutty, railed by huge black guys character, that could be her real personality, acting is a fucking lie…and I was sold… So if you’re out there trying to get me to like you, get drunk, fuck black dudes, send pics…. This is a preview of her in Esquire…in a basic pic, but lookin’ hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, one day I’ll post the things I bang…and you’ll see…I’m a hater with no grounds to be a hater other than my right to an opinion..as a very miserable person… The post Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The photographer is VICE’s original cover photographer Ryan McGinley, who like VICE has gone totally fucking mainstream, because mainstream is where the money is, and now all these hipster “artists” from the late 90s are billionaires…and why the fuck not, it’s better than the same blue blooded assholes perpetuating bullshit, exploiting the poor…I’ll take my billionaires ex heroin using, drunks from the mean streets of Montreal..before becoming enterprising social climbers documenting cool, which and of itself is so not fucking cool… Well, he shot Anna Ewers, who rhymes with sewers and who reminds me that I’d human centipede her she’s so good, just to have her ass in my face..I don’t care what weird model shit she ate, and what weird model shit I’m eating, I’d just bathe in her septic tank knowing it came from her. I’m romantic like that… But not as romantic as this fashion shoot in the Making of a Murderer scrap yard…high concept, maybe not, but still a better concept than “girl in bed”…from instagram… I dig it… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olympic Nipple Thanks to McKayla Maroney of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

McKayla Maroney will always be an Olympic Gold Medal winner, but unlike other Olympic Gold medal winners, she won her Olympic gold and virtually told her overbearing gymnast stage parent mom who saw talent in her baby and exploited that shit…to fuck off….in a “there’s not much more I can do than an Olympic Gold in this sport”….so she’s retired…to let the other 14 year olds who excel in the sport take her place in the pants of many creepy Olympic watching dudes who jerk off to the US gymnast team…who you can see HERE … I think the highlight of McKayla Maroney has been her ability to be subtle cockteaser, playing innocent young girl, all with the knowledge dudes were jerking off to her, based on her instagram comments alone…you know with innocent bikini pics… By the looks of it, she’s slowly morphing into a Kardashian…hard nipples and all.. The post Olympic Nipple Thanks to McKayla Maroney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am still taking in these Jennifer Lawrence pictures of her in a bikini. Not because she’s amazing in a bikini, but because she’s so fucking average, yet so fucking famous…in one of these deals with the devil that doesn’t really make sense to me, but I guess I’m not a Hollywood producer, or casting director…that found my golden ticket and put all my resources and connections into her…. She’s like one of those apps you find out is a billion dollar app because all these billionaire put money into it and marketed it…even though it’s a shitty fucking app…but the female award winning actor version…makes no sense.. But her nudes were pretty solid, let’s get more of those… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney for Gosee Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it… She was famous before being famous and is still not famous but is famous, which I know doesn’t make sense, but she did Dancing With the Stars without any star, and has since done countless tit photoshoots…and is still not famous, but has been on TV which still makes her famous enough…but still a fucking beat up nobody with huge tits….and huge tits in America is all that matters…. So here’s a trashy shoot with her, because every shoot with her is trashy, but these actual pics are fucking garbage, on some paparazzi looking caliber photoshoot..but that’s the best she’s got… The post Charlotte McKinney for Gosee Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham was filtered to shit in this Canadian campaign for bridal lingerie, and I guess to some people, people I don’t understand, so is Ashley Graham…. I mean I understand why the Canadian plus-sized clothing chain this is for are excited about her, I mean the fatter AMerica is, the sicker America is, and the more fat chick clothes they sell, so they fucking love this…as does the pharma industry… I know when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, shit hits way too close to home, and I remember thinking when I married my fat wife that it was just a phase and she’d go back to her old hot self…well it turned out the marriage was a good excuse to get fatter and fatter….to the point you don’t get in the way because her dying would be the fucking best…at least I get to fuck other girls…because if I was forced to stick with fat, I’d probably be the one killing myself more aggressively than I have been all these years… And when I see a fat chick in lingerie, I feel badly for any bastard turned on by this, or who gets turned on when their fat wife tries to let loose and be sexy in a way far easier than changing her diet and exercising for 4 months, because that dudes life fucking sucks… And when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, I wonder what kind of asshole is marrying the pig, and if he was like me – down on his luck and in need of someone who covered the rent so that he could run a titty blog…because I can’t imagine even the skinny dudes you see with fat chicks like it… I guess she’s not terrible, it’s disgusting, but not disgusting enough to say no to if it stuck your dick down her throat confusing it for a cocktail wiener….Ashley Graham gets laid…probably a lot but it’s still representative of all that is wrong with America…we need skinny girls to be our idols…not empowered fat girls…who claim they are healthy despite science telling a different story.. The post Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Mooch Sister of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day is not a day if I don’t post fame whoring, self promoting, shameless yet casually low level slutty in her content, calculated cock tease, always in the gym, pretending to be 18 but actually in her late 30s and a mom of three who does this when she’s not helping the kids with their homework… I am repetitive on this fit body only because I have fucked 18 year olds in the last decade and none spend their lives in the gym and when they do, they don’t look like this…but maybe, it’s hormones in the food, hitting puberty at a young age due to stresses caused by her family whoring her out… But I still post Bella Thorne everyday, I don’t feel compete if I don’t…she’s manipulated her way into my content cycle…clever thing…for International Women’s Day…reminding girls they can be commodities… She’s already recruited her hipster sister, who I am convinced is actually her daughter, to pull off the same hustle…cash in when you can….with fitness porn…because you’re still hireable in you slutting… The post Bella Thorne’s Mooch Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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