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Kim Kardashian Knows Her Ghetto Market of the Day

Kim Kardashian is pretending her “nude” pic yesterday was a feminist liberated movement, so she posted this pic with the caption #liberated, shut the fuck up, bitch started out getting fucked unprotected and it made her 100s of millions of dollars, she doesn’t need to be nude to feel liberated, I’ve seen your fucking asshole bitch. That said, Bette Midler wrote something like Kim would need to swallow a camera to show us something we’ve never seen, while Chloe Grace Moretz said she’d like to see a woman with as much reach as Kim be a better example to her young followers…because you don’t need to get naked to have worth…despite what Kim Kardashian has taught the nation as an uneducated whore…who shouldn’t be teaching anyone anything, except maybe her younger sisters how to deep throat….she has no skills, credibility….or credentials.. Doesn’t matter, here is how she reacted: Classy…International Women’s Day is a perfect day for women to call out a woman holding back the women’s movement, for that women to attack those women…it’s like black on black crimes, let them kill each other off so we can all be gay. I’ve never read any Kim Kardashian tweets, pretty much in my entire life, just like I’ve never watched her show, or really paid attention to that much of what she does on social media or in magazines, other than look on confused as to why the public buy into this shit, and why the media buys into this shit, and why the brands buy into this shit…even though I know it’s all just marketing and she’s a puppet…who uses her fat ass, and really fat everything, like Donald Trump, pandering to uneducated retards who think she’s got something going on…beyond too much plastic surgery, a vapid and disgusting take on life, and really just a stripper who doesn’t realize she’s a fucking sex worker….and they buy into her, and they all start looking like her….in a very weird thing going on in pop culture right now… But these tweets made me realize….she’s going after that WorldStar, hood, Amber Rose market…which seems to be what fuels music and instagram based on the memes alone…she’s the hip hop wife…and now she’s doing what they call “throwing shade”…which is normally done when she stands near you and her fat ass blocks out the sun…. I don’t know why I am posting these tweets, but reading them and seeing how ghetto they were, was some revelation that this Beverly Hills, daughter of a lawyer, plays hood because she knows black dudes like her and fat white girls who like hip hop use her as their beacon of stripper hope… I guess what I am saying is that her words are as useless, trashy, tacky garbage as you’d expect…. The girl has a voice and audience and instead of good, she attacks a 300 year old woman and an 18 year old for calling her disgusting for posting a censored nude on social media…something that for the record has got me banned 5 times, but when this pig does it…the world rejoices.. These materialistic pigs are evil…and I think it’s pretty serious based on how dumb the people who follow them are… I guess what I am saying is I liked her better when she was a urinal, getting peed on in sex videos 10 years ago… Here’s Kylie Eating Her Feelings…Because She’s a Kardashian Puppet…and will one day explode… The post Kim Kardashian Knows Her Ghetto Market of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day

Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right… Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too. The post Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach and Friends in a Bathing Suit for Baywatch of the Day

Baywatch the Next Generation is the “Springbreakers” of this generation, while targeting old people who know what Baywatch is because it was all we were able to jerk off to in an era before porn…while the youth don’t even remember a time before porn…so Baywatch probably wouldn’t have worked for them, unless it was a youtube VLOG on the beach with style tips pulled out of Seventeen magazine, which seems to be what the youth are watching… The reason I call it the “Springbreakers’ of this generation is because it’s a movie that is going to be heavily covered by the paparazzi, partially because The Rock is there, and everyone loves The Rock, who is really an interesting story from failed NFL payer to Wrestler who hasn’t died of a heart attack, to the biggest action star…,but mainly because there are girls, some who Leonardo DiCaprio has had sex with mainly this Kelly Rohrbach character who thanks to Leo now exists…and is the star of what will be the worst movie ever… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s the other one who used to have big tits but doesn’t have big tits anymore from True Detective named TO SEE THE REST OF ALEXANDRA DADDARIO CLICK HERE Boring but 40 year old Baywatch fans are probably pumped, even though it’ll just end up like Fuller House. The post Kelly Rohrbach and Friends in a Bathing Suit for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham for Cosmo of the Day

I remember when fat chicks in Bikinis were part of a bigger punchline to a bigger joke…you know to get a cheap laugh…throw the fat chick in the mix, since fat girls doing anything, from Obstacle courses to aerobics to sex is just fucking funny… The only way for fat chicks to make money, other than working at the cash at Walmart, or starring in BBW porn for weird fat chick fetishists…. But now, fat chicks are being taken seriously, because if you’ve met a fat chick, 10 percent are the outspoken kind, who are the loudest pig in the room, and not the insecure weirdo emotionally eating kind…like Ashley Graham who keeps on talking her trash because it’s paying out for her….she’s gotta be the ambassador of something besides overeating.. I believe in Body Shaming…but Politically Correct Fat America, with fat people doing fat things and fat people doing skinny people things, like they aren’t even fat at all, while being all fat, so it’s paying off for them….so instead of accepting their unhealthy ways, their fatness, their disgustingness, they are not turning it around to get healthy…but instead stripping down and saying “LOOK AT ME”….weird… The post Ashley Graham for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day

I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”… Seriously. I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying. The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off.. Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes. Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family… I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”… Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die. Where’s the video? The post Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy

This is brilliant. I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic…. But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous… That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney… But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck… So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get… Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ… The post Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day

Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simplier, maybe just when Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did…. I think I probably think movies were better back then, because I was naive and they were all we had….but the reality is that acting as a whole is stupid, falling into a 90 minute story is just lazy of us and even cheesy….when social media and real storylines are playing out. I think that’s part of why VINE is working for people, we don’t give a fuck but we’ll give you 6 seconds….and why these TV series on Netflix are working because it gives us 10 hours to like a character or hate a character or get sucked in by a character…while standard movies are just old school.. I guess it doesn’t matter, what matters is that Mena Suvari still has a round ass…a constant the last 20 years in the business.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t even like Bella Thorne. I don’t find her hot…but for some reason, a reason I call everyone hyping her up as she HYPES herself up, all day everyday, I am following the storyline…it doesn’t mean I like the storyline, I mean I watched the entire FULLER HOUSE Series and hated every fucking episode..doesn’t mean I’m into it…it just sort of happens… Yes she’s got a nice body, that reminds me of a 40 year old more than an 18 year old, she’s in the gym all the fucking time, she’s got a booty….because all she does is fucking work out..but she’s so fucking desperate, trying so fucking hard, cockteasing everyone intentionally, and for that, we should hate her, cockteasing to get ahead is the basis of strippers, and that makes them the worst…taking advantage of us and our weaknesses …it’s the equivalent of men sexualizing women…because the women are sexualizing themselves to get ahead,…making us weak and possibly punished for the boner they gave us… Point being, it looks like she’s on the bottom feeding bikini shoot for the paparazzi because sites like bikini pics desperation…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hairy Carly Foulkes is the T-Mobile Lady and She’s Naked of the Day

Look!! More low level actors or aspiring actors who booked one campaign in their lives trying to do the Emily Ratajkowski by getting totally fucking naked… It is not really naked people, it’s art beause she’s posing in obscure poses, cropped tight, holding onto dried flowers / cut flowers…in a brightly lit space…which for the record isn’t art, it’s just an attempt to stylize nude pics in a boring fucking way, with a hipster to match her hair type prop, in efforts to generate some buzz about her and to make her feel as though she’s working towards her dream… Apparently it works…because all it too was these pics for me to know who Carly Foulkes is. Now, I can assure you that I’ll forget her name in 3-5 minutes, but right now, right here, right this second…here’s another girl naked, not spread eagled, to get noticed. It’s a trend….a trend I don’t hate because I like seeing every girl naked…but a trend that makes naked not as exciting as it once was…. The best thing in all this is that if you asked her, she’d say this is a feminist movement…because she’s got hairy nipples…and bush…I’m good with that…even if it does the opposite of pay equity, seeing as models used to get paid 75,000 dollars from Playboy to do this…..and this girl probably got a free uber, if that….maybe a free lunch…she probably provided the fucking flowers…but look at all this press bottom feeding sites like mine are giving her….it was worth it… This is her in 2011 when she PEAKED.. THis is her INSTAGRAM and it turns out she did pay for the shoot – because she is part of the photography team that created this hipster bullshit “art”….. I wonder how long it will take them to get me to take it down because they are pussies and can’t take some constructive mocking.. For the record – my mocking of hipster naked for no reason fake art fake feminism isn’t directed at her hairy nipples , although, I don’t love girls with Hairy Nipples… Because I do love bush…and don’t think bush needs to be considered “feminist” movement or needs to be intellectualized…I just think all girls should have bush, the bigger the better because bald pussy is so fucking Kardashian… If you read this site, you’ll know that bush is my thing, I’ve been advocating it since before I had a site, I’ve had conversations with girls and had girls I fuck or even sext grow out their bush for me, OFTEN, bald pussy is fucking dumb…and Kardashian…. I have also had fights with girls with armpit hair because they are just being trendy and spend too much time on TUMBLR….bush and armpit hair existed when girls didn’t have the right to vote so stop being an asshole about your hygiene you clueless twat….and just grow out the bush and send me pics of it… The fact that any girl gets considered a brave warrior for growing out nipple hair or for being fat…is ridiculous. MORE OF THE PICS HERE The post Hairy Carly Foulkes is the T-Mobile Lady and She’s Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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