Chloe Moretz is overrated, but she’s in a bikini laying in the grass, with her belly hanging out, which to some would be confirmation of her being overrated, but the reality is when a tit is in a bikini, battling it out with Gravity Waves in some weird “spooning” position, I can appreciate her, even if none of the movies she’s done have been interesting to me, but in her defense, I don’t care about 14 year old girls in spandex superhero outfits, it’s not really my thing…but bikinis…in selfies…I can handle… The post Chloe Moretz Bikini Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vacation is over for Hilary Duff, she’s back on set for some TV show you’ve probably never seen or heard of because who the fuck cares about Hilary Duff…or her excitement over a mini van, because it’s not a G Wagon Benz…. This is me…. Driving a mini van ???????????????? A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Feb 10, 2016 at 6:55pm PST So I figure we should end the vacation, the right way, with hard Hilary Duff nipples, while covering her thick, muscular mom body… I may not be a Hilary Duff fan, as Hilary Duff fans are weird creeps who have been watching her every move the last two decades..but she doesn’t offend me, even though if there was a checklist of things that offend me, she’d be on the offensive side of things…but luckily I just don’t care and post bikini pics of anything that comes along…it’s a very pathetic life that I live… The post Hilary Duff’s Nipples Leave Maui of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a robotic Irina Shayk, who was rumored to being dumped by Brad Cooper last week, only to be a story that made no fucking sense, because there is no way this robotic soulless woman, would throw away that kind of opportunity, you know to carry his baby and allow her to monetize while continuing the good life she deserves because she’s so fucking hot, like so many Russians…some of whom you can buy, while others have already been sold off…like this one… I don’t know what this fitness pose is – but it’s magic. She’s my favorite. The post Irina Shayk’s Creepy Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drunk Guy on the Bus… Superbowl Brawl… Robber Gets Punched in the Face in a Robbery Attempt Saudi Boy Accidentally Fires Off Gun… Spider Dance Freaks me the FUck Out…. The post Naked Guy Beat Up By Security And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Playboy doesn’t do nudity anymore…but Interview Magazine does…makes sense… While Playboy goes on to be the next Maxim Magazine or FHM….while peddling the most gutter of models naked as their “Playboy Cyber Girls”….dudes who like jerking off to editorial photoshoots…are forced to turn to fashion magazines…that only do nudity because Playboy paved the way for them. What a joke. They’ll be back to naked in one issue. Here’s a preview of their centerfold or covergirl or Playmate – what a fucking JOKE…seriously…what this non nude Playboy shit…Who the fuck is going to buy this bullshit…advertisers? Right..It’s called instagram – we can see hotter pics on instagram idiots… Let’s stick to non men’s mag nudity…because this is about them, it’s abotu Andy Warhol’s celebrity obsessed magazine, that none of you care about…but it features a shaved head model named Soekie Gravenhorst, fron Denmar, not even hot but who like the feminist I was talking to who doesn’t shave her body hair for feminism, but she does shave her head for feminism, even though head shaving takes more effort…is showing nipple and this motherfucker…likes nipples on feminists…it’s a solid movement… The post Soekie Gravenhorst Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Some like to think that AnnaLynne McCord is low on the totem pole of relevance…in the “hollywood” industry….but the fact is that she’s not even on the Totem pole, hell she’s not even part of the tribe that built the fucking Totem pole, she’s more the kind of girl who rolls through and tries to sit in the face of the totem pole, you know see how deep she can get it to got… She was on one show, once, that was a redux of a 90s show, in an era where people don’t know how to produce original content but rather relive old successes….without realizing those old successes only worked because it was pre-internet and network TV controlled what we watched….and don’t work now…because we have options… Either way, she got paid enough to still be around – and in being around – she’s figuring out and navigating how to get talked about – as her management and agents aren’t going to bat for her, they’ve got other things going on…. Seriously, the actors 90210 the Next Generation – hoping it’d work like Drake’s Degrassi up in Canada….have all gone onto nothing more than low level fame whoring and what better way to do that than by showing nipple at an event. TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS OLD HAG AND OTHER HAGS AT THE SUPERBOWL CLICK HERE The post AnnaLynne McCord Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Dormer is some Game of Thrones girl people want to fuck, because Game of Thrones is a huge show and Natalie Dormer is the hot girl in it…all thanks to people like fairies and dragons and scifi/fantasy….and mainly thanks to scifi/fantasy dudes liking girls…because they never get to fuck them..as they are too shy to talk to them…until they use their nerd powers to invent something massive, become billionaires, and model pussy throws itself at them…. But then again, there are a lot of nerds with no nerd work ethic, or no nerd intelligence, they just sit in the basement eating junk food, playing videogames, watching movies, talking to other nerds passionately about banal shit that doesn’t matter while chronically masturbating…not showering..and stinking up the god damn bus with their unshowered cum soaked pathetic lives…They also like Natalie Dormer…. Here she is at Zoolander 2…or did they do something clever and call it Zoolander TOO…or something more fashion oriented, a movie that offends me at its core because it reminds me that Hollywood is out of ideas, doesn’t take risks, and run after bullshit repeat business, even if the stars of said repeat business are old, boring and the joke is done… But at least Natalie Dormer showed cleavage…she’s got a weird face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Dormer Goes to Events of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKInney is a huge fucking stat and people like her…at least that’s what she keeps telling herself as she looks in the mirror at her questionable Florida trash face that she knows under different circumstances would be a bottle service girl on the Fort Lauderdale strip, you know either hooters or that other one that girls Flash their tits from because that’s just what Florida brings out in people..I blame the toxins from the Ocean water in the air… I guess to support those affirmations in the mirror, getting a ton of fucking likes for pics like this can help delusions blossom that people actually like her or think she’s hot because they interracted with a topless fucking pic… I posted her GQ Mexico, because she’s bootleg the other day, here they are again…because help this bottom feeder – bottom feed – it’s not like she’s got that solid a window of opportunity ahead of her… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Banks is one of the most powerful or richest women in comedy…which is saying a lot considering she was an F List actress for the majority of her career, we’re talking most of her 20s and 30s, but I guess when she pulled her head out of her ass and realized that when you’ve got the foot in the door, and you put your ego aside and give up on trying to be the hot chick, and instead decide to be the funny chick, you can put out some terrible fucking movie like Pitch Perfect and make 100 million dollars…or more…and all it takes is one fucking Franchise, just ask George Lucas, to make you that money and that you can ride into your retirement and not really do anything but that ever again….that can be it…you just need that one hit…and Vanity Fair will be featuring your tits like they matter…when prior to Pitch Perfect, even Playboy didn’t care about running a spread with you…. So don’t think big, think gimmick novelty you can sell the fuck out hard..and then you’ll matter… The post Elizabeth Banks in Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
