Kim Kardashian decided to share some of her “beauty” secrets with you fucking peasants, because everyone is amazed that someone who looks so fucking bulldozed by a fucking freight train of black dudes runny freight train on her, looks so plastic, airbrushed and fabricated bullshit on the red carpet…despite having at least one baby…and as you’d expect it’s not plastic surgery alone that gives her that stepfather inspired TRANNY look, but tape…tape helps her pull everything together…and now you too can be a fucking billion dollar generating ditch pig…hair, make-up, plastic surgery and packing tape…to get that vapid, superficial, vain, narcissist who isn’t even HOT look… Thanks for helping us out you fucking monster. The post Kim Kardashian’s Taped Up Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is looking for a hot nerd, who is also a really hot guy, with a real big penis. I figure that I’d put this out there, but I am sure it’s more like dealing with a woman with dementia at the old folks home, so medicated, confused and all kinds of crazy that she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s saying. I am just hoping her next episode involves her stripping down and sticking things in her vagina and ass screaming bloody murder…. You know, she’s had one small scale episode before – we need more, with more mom pussy lip in it… I think this is a preview of what that could be, but her team of handlers would never allow the actual fun, pervert Britney out, they need that money she makes them…and that’s the saddest thing of all in her Britney Spears story. The post Britney Spears wants a Hot Nerd with a Big Penis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her! TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options… I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up… She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So this little bitch is named Mike Myers, probably not his real name, but who really needs a name when you’re a a little bitch…was polluting my FB page about THIS PEYTON MANNING STORY saying shoving your asshole in an employees face is “frat boy” and not sexual assault. Idiot. Frat Boy and Sexual Assault are SYNONYMS in the Thesaurus. Either way, she reported this comment I wrote directed at him on facebook….which was amazing..because I am so funny.
13 million people care about some average looking half arab rich girl from LA and shows off her tits. Here she is with her possibly homosexual, possibly trans like her BFFs dad Bruce, because that’s the LA trend for these obsessed with vanity freaks, getting botox and face lifts like a bunch of fucking girls, because I guess the reason they got rich was because of that narcissism and ego that allowed them to take the necessary risks…risks that now lets him fuck girls who are less famous models that his GIGI, but who are hotter than GIGI because she’s not that hot…she’s not even a model…she’s just an instagram person who has 13 million followers, in part thanks to her dad investing some money in a marketing company, and her possibly being signed to the Kendall Jenner school of modeling….. So when these magazines booker her and brands hire her, it’s not because they think she’s a natural talent, or good as a personality, they just know she’s a rich kid with an ego and a dream…so she’ll try to fake it but more importantly has 13 million people they can reach when they book her, knowing one pic on her instagram, something that takes 3 minutes to do, will get 1,000,000 likes…massive. I guess this is the “model” version of the 1%, unfair for the half arab average looking girls out there who want 13 million followers, but who don’t have the resources to buy them through friends, parties and PR teams… It’s all a lie! Like her being at Kanye’s fashion show, like a groupie and someone who owes the Kardashians, despite him “dissing” Taylor Swift, her BFF, putting her in this “who do I stand by and how can my team allow me to stand for everyone and everything to get more jobs and not offend anyone”… Almost as dumb as me writing about this shit.. The post Gigi Hadid Hits 13 Million Followers on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Simmons is a chubby heir to the KISS billion dollar empire, provided Gene Simmons ever dies… She has managed to decide that despite being offered all the resources to do anything in the world, she’s chosen to be an instagram model…you know get those followers that are just spillover followers from her dad, and flash them your tits, because they’ll do anything for KISS related merch.. It’s like she was made in the testicles of their GOD and that makes her their leader…and gives her the illusion of success…it’s just weird, but I guess not as weird as her flashing her tits for no reason other than craving to be hot.. That said, here’s Anna Kendrick, who has one of the most disturbing mouths in Hollywood, but more interesting, has one of the most disturbing fan base that wants to fuck her. I find nothing appealing about her, not even the tits…If anything she just annoys me as I try to figure out why she exists, even though I don’t actually spend anytime doing that, it was a hypothetical annoyance…as none of this shit matters… The post Sophie Simmons Bra Flash VS Anna Kendrick Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These were released over 10 days ago…and no one fucking noticed…. Possibly because Women’s Health is a nothing magazine with zero impact on the world….or maybe Christina Aguilera is just past her prime…which you can probably make out for yourself when looking at these pictures that scream anything but health… I remember when she was a tiny little singing machine, sure her voice was irritating, but that big voice was impression out of a little breast implanted frame, but that loses its appeal when she really looks like a 35 year old mom…she’s juste decided to say fuck it to trying to be hot and Hollywood, and just embraced “I’ll sing and be fat, because that’s what my mentors, big black women, do”…. I guess babies, quitting coke too many times, eating disorders and not working while sitting on your pile of money, makes retiring and looking like a retired momma ok… This isn’t really my thing, mainly because there are younger hotter women….pretty much everywhere you look. Oh and there’s a VIDEO! The post Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
