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Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Tunhav is a Swedish model and she’s modeling bikinis for….wait for it…. a bikini company… The problem with bikini companies is that there are too many of them… The problem with bikini photoshoots is that they are all the fucking same… The problem with models is that they don’t fuck me… So when I look at these pics, all i see is problems.. The post Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work” because she’s old…and being fat is on Trend… I guess she wanted to show the new David Letterman how she got there….with Chicken Wings… It’s convenient because she’s already established herself as a babe and a model…so this…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, for my millions of dollars…”…. She’s paid her dues to the patriarchy….let her be free…and show the world… Lazy. The post Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Lui Magazine Model Nudity of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week we saw the covers of all the models naked for Lui Magazine , which for 4-5 decades was a porn magazine, but with some rebranding, figured they’d become a fashion magazine, since porn is free on the internet, but fashion is still something you can jerk off to, as long as you feature naked models, instead of gutter porn chicks…you know…to clean up their brand…but to not take away full intent of the brand… So some of the models included this issue are; Natasha Poly : Edita… Fuck this here are all of them – figure it out on your own asshole… The naked models include Natasha Poly, Amber Valetta, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Anja Rubik, Mariacarla Boscono, Toni Garrn, Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute The post The Lui Magazine Model Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Lady Dancing to Church Music and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woman Shows Her Bush on Top of Car Stripper Gets Slapped Outside Strip Club in Houston Truck Crushed By it’s Own Cargo Wine Bottle Face Smash Passing a Kidney Stone…the Musical Man Tries to Kill Himself By Slamming his Head Store Owner Suplexes Theif Girl Gets Punched in the Face During a Fight Big Girl VS Little Girl Art Basel Miami Beach Installation Piece – THe Bank Robber Shot…and Killed Two Guys in Baltimore Caught on Fire – For the Festival of Light The post Naked Lady Dancing to Church Music and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This stepGIRL is from the future because Gadgets are from the future…because It’s Christmas, and even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, because no one loves you, especially not the…but rather celebrate “Holiday”…since Christmas is a forbidden word…but you still give gifts to people…because you want gifts given to you… So here are 7 hand picked gadgets that I’ve decided you should gift people you like, people you hate, pretty much everybody..including yourself ,because everyone hates you, or don’t know you exist and you are all you have in your fucking life…and you even hate yourself, but not enough to not buy at least one gift because why the fuck not….right… 1- Self Defence Pen To Stop Mass Shootings and/or Rape 2- Turn You Bath into A Hot Tub: Hot Tub Party….to get yourself pregnant or to blame the herpes on… 3- Post Modern Skateboard Because Hoverboards that Don’t Hover are for Homos…while this…is just…the future… 4- Outlet Wall Safe – To hide all your important things…too small to store that hooker’s bloody panties… 5- Zoom Lens for your iPhone – To get the extreme close ups of your asshole to send to dudes online when you pretend you’re a chick…. 6- Homer iPhone Decal – because you don’t look enough ike a fat virgin loser who can’t get laid… 7- Roller Screen Cleaner For all those pornos you jerk off to… GADGETS VIA THEGADGETFLOW The post 7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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45 Minutes of Nick Offerman Sipping Scotch Whisky by a Yule Log

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show that made this guy famous. I do remember his wife, the slutty neighbor on Will and Grace, because it was the 90s, and the 90s are a horrible fucking place where I didn’t have internet but I did have TV and I did change the channel every time that shit came on… I did see him in some other movie, and figured that watching him drink Whiskey for 45 minutes…for a Whiskey company that paid him millions…and here I am promoting it for free… The post 45 Minutes of Nick Offerman Sipping Scotch Whisky by a Yule Log appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose Grabbing her Ass for Feminism of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good angle Amber Rose…when a sex worker, always play the feminist angle to justify your sex work, because you’re doing the sex work anyway, might as well make it some social and political statement that other sluts will get behind and that will make other girls on the fence of being sluts sluts…which works out well for guys who love sluts…which is all guys…until we all get aids and die…even though it’s not a death sentence.. Either way, AMber Rose is disgusting, sex worker, gold digger, sugar baby, trash….or not…I don’t find her hot… The post Amber Rose Grabbing her Ass for Feminism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Larter Nude for Twitter of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Unlike George Zimmerman – (see earlier post) – Ali Larter doesn’t get deleted off twitter for her strategic nude selfies…because they are black and white and “artistic”…bullshit… And because she’s a celebrity, even though I don’t really remember her from much beyond a Whipped Cream bikini…but that’s celebrity enough for twitter to not fuck with her…because when a celebrity uses your app, or site, as they do…you must treat them with the utmost respect.. Like I do…you’re all a bunch of low level talentless hookers who convinced yourselves and each other that you matter or that you have talent – when really it’s all about money and ego until you Stone Temple Pilot your narcissistic self… RIP Motherfucker. All this to say – every girl wants to be naked…always…yay! The post Ali Larter Nude for Twitter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute… But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me… She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass… So much porn, so little time.. The post Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid, Joans Smalls and Lily Aldridge for Stuart Weitzman of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shoe porn… So Stuart Weitzman is probably a 500 million dollar or more shoe company…and they are taking cues from foot fetish websites…and/or craigslist ads that Stuart Weritzman can probably relate to – because why else would he get into the women’s shoe business to begin with – that’s just fucking creepy…at least he’s not in the lingerie for toddler business…that’s just weird… He got models…who I guess are now considered Victoria’s Secret models…to model his shoes in some cross pollination that is typical of this recycled garbage industry that chooses a handful of girls they cycle out as hard as they can for 10 years or until they get fat and turn to acting or daytime TV talk shows… I know foot fetishists, and I’ve been known to suck a toe while trying to get some penetration with my micro cock those days I trick girls into sex….and I’m not one of them, however they are some of the weirdest fucking people in existence…I’ve seen these creeps offer girls 100 dollars to film their feet and not even jerk off on their feet…and I know girls who sell pics of their feet to dudes off instagram…because it’s a whole ecosystem where girls don’t feel like whores participating in it..even though her feet to that guy – are her spread ass and pussy to perverts like me….a different kind of pervert…but a pervert just the same… Stuart Weitzman didn’t pay me for this…how unappreciative…unless you think model sandwiches…where GIGI is the meat..something I assume her parents have felt about her for a long time…is a fair contribution to the busking that is this website… The post Gigi Hadid, Joans Smalls and Lily Aldridge for Stuart Weitzman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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