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Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is not porn to me. I didn’t like her when she was big and 18, busty as fuck, with a body I knew would catch up with her tits by 20, because I’ve seen hot girls fall apart since I was 18 and realized the hot girl in my class was no longer hot…or that the girl with tits at 14 was no longer the hot one….and I knew that by 30…when the metabolism actually slows down…Kate Upton is fucking done… But tennis is porn to me, so anytime a girl in her skirt hits the ball, making those sex sounds, I get excited… Now mixing the two, a doughy Kate Upton, all hanging over her outfit….and tennis, a sport I love girls playing…is not necesarily something you can jerk off to…even if she’s got big tits… But it is something you can laugh to…and laughing is good for the soul on Thanksigiving… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have mixed feelings about female rugby players…. Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls… Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better… But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”… So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever… The post Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits… She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes… I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus… The post Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together they live that Miami beach life…especailly during the Christmas season, as east coast jews tend to do.. Doesn’t matter why she’s a name, or how hungry she is for fame, despite having money to afford a life that involves not working or whoring out to the world, but I guess it’s some innate human instinct seeking acceptance and dominance in a patriarchal world…or some shit… I know I’d be using my trust fund for hookers and naps that last weeks.. But she’s using it to get in her underwear in magazines…so weird…to me…but I like billionaire booty / all booty / so it works… The post Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Naked for the 2016 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THe Pirelli Calendar is a big deal, it happens every year, and promote tires better than any other tire ad I can think of, especailly since it doesn’t have tires in the ad, but rather named top fashion models, naked, because it is European and that’s what they do… I haven’t seen all the pics, or really any of the pics yet…but I figure I’ll put up the one that I did see as a placeholder… It’s old, but still living, Adriana Lima and her bolt on fake tits that look like she’s a gutter porn chick, rather than one of the most celebrated and beautiful models of the late 90s / early 2000s, reminding us, this thanksgiving, to give thanks for what you have when you have it, as it can all go to shit…and when it does..if you’re lucky enough to have tits…you can use them to get you out of it… GOOD TIMES> . Come back for the rest of the pics.. The post Adriana Lima Naked for the 2016 Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Women Breaks Into Hotel Rooms and Demands Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naked Robber Gets Caught Black Woman VS Black Cops Turkeys Shooting Russian Plane Down – Because Turkeys are Mad About Thanksgiving Slaughter Turkeys Shooting Russian Pilots Who Ejected from Plane – Because Turkeys Are Mad About the Thanksgiving Slaughter Close Call in California Orphan Kangaroo Loves her Pouch Kid Doesn’t Know How to Cross the Road Suicide of the Day Ship Loses Anchor Chain The post Naked Women Breaks Into Hotel Rooms and Demands Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s unfortunate that despite how broken down Kourtney Kardashian is, her drunk isn’t the beginning of the end for the family…even if she went off her rails and died in a drunk driving accident that killed a bunch of pre-schoolers including her own…the Kardashians would live on…Even if she went completely off the rails and got into mind altering drugs…or heroin or anything that made her manic..and she decided to kill off the family, to rid the world of the evil she felt guilty for…she’s probably only get through few of them before being taken out…thank to the mom’s active uterus…and widespread babies everywhere…they are impossible to get into the same room… So this picture of her face…wasted…is nothing more than something to laugh at…which is too bad…because this good be so much more….like her dying… The post Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lizzy Cundy Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lizzy Cundy, she’s some trashy British chick who with the lipstick on her teeth, and size of her implant, looks exactly like the kind of girl who would pull her tit out at an event…you know just like the Royal family only gutter as fuck prostitutes who grace the pages of “Lad Mags” as either Glamour Models, or gutter as fuck prostitutes in trashy reality TV show….showing their silly clown tits…hoping for a Soccer husband to knock them up and give them the good life…because in the UK, if you have all your teeth, and silly tits, you’re considered a quality woman…and if you pull out your tits at events…clearly…you’re a quality woman.. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Lizzy Cundy Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Hudgens Has Nipple Rings of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even trying to be in the industry like the other poptart sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashley Simpson….because I guess their way to try to stand out to their parents who are so involved in the older siblings life…is to either star a family of their own…to find love…or to do it for attention…or because they are empty sluts who crave being filled…with sperm….to ease the sads… Well, Stella Hudgens, doesn’t seem to be as eager for a career as the other sisters who actually have recording albums, she’s more of a ride with the last name…but she does seem into the attention she gets for having tits, she even got them decorated with jewels to show them off to the world in a “you’ve all seen my sister’s nudes, I’m the one with the tits”…it’s her competitive advantage in the family…her go to…her “at least I have tits”…. I just wish she was more into showing her spread pussy, you know at least try the one thing the sister was so good at…leaking nudes before it was a thing… But I’ll still stare…cuz I like Nipples.. Here’s some Vanessa Hudgens at an Event… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Stella Hudgens Has Nipple Rings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Looks like Life Worked Out for Carmen Electra of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember when Carmen Electra was in Playboy so long ago. She turned it into a hosting job at MTV. She turned that into TV and Cameos in movies….and a bunch of random marriages…all being just a set of trashy tits on a trashy girl…who in this era would be low level instagram model…pure cheesy….but there was a time she was really fucking dialed in, and really fucking mattered.. Well, all things come to an end, and when I saw her hosting some random low level party in Montreal a few years ago, I realized despite how hard she tried, she was done…even if she looked as hot as a plastic, filled, botox, LA chick can look…she was old, done, expired… I think this pic, is just a perfect representation of where her career is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Looks like Life Worked Out for Carmen Electra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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